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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comColombus, OH: Apr 25Indianapolis, IN: April 26St. Louis, MO: April 27Sacramento, CA: May 2Boise, ID: May 3Tacoma, WA: May 4Birmingham, AL: May 8Huntsville, AL: May 9Nashville, TN: May 10Milwaukee, WI: May 30🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comMadison, WI: Apr 25Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26Cincinnati, OH: May 1Toronto, ON: May 8Pittsburgh, PA: May 9Buffalo, NY: May 10San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Old Drake, Remember the Alamo, Hot takes8:29 Ad jingles and slogans14:58 New Mexico, New Hampshire, Country towns18:22 Earthquakes, Worst thing to say after finishing, Tinder24:07 Facebook and AIM, 26:33 Katy Perry in outer space46:54 New iPhone, Old phones57:43 Cuddling on the plane, Back from Bali, Eating techniques 1:11:43 Ja Morant1:15:38 Fan voicemail - Cooking spray crank1:22:36 Sock Talk - Edging the computer1:24:36 Secret Sock Talk - Weird Hinge hook upThanks to 1800 Flowers, Turtle Beach, BetterHelp, Hello Fresh, Shopify1800 Flowers - To claim your Double your Roses offer, go to https://1800flowers.com/socksTurtle Beach -  Level up your game and get 10% off @TurtleBeach with code [SOCKS] at https://www.turtlebeach.com/socks #turtlebeachpodBetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first monthHello Fresh - Go to https://hellofresh.com/socks10fm now to get 10 Free Meals with a Free Item For LifeShopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/socks#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Colombus, OH: Apr 25 Indianapolis, IN: April 26 St. Louis, MO: April 27 Sacramento, CA: May 2 Boise, ID: May 3 Tacoma, WA: May 4 Birmingham, AL: May 8 Huntsville, AL: May 9 Nashville, TN: May 10 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Madison, WI: Apr 25 Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26 Cincinnati, OH: May 1 Toronto, ON: May 8 Pittsburgh, PA: May 9 Buffalo, NY: May 10 San Diego, CA: May 29 0:00 Emanuel Sharp drops the ball during NCAA Men’s Basketball Championship 7:49 Bud Light physical comedy, Ice baths, Spoiler alerts IRL 17:00 Drunk guys at Michael’s Houston show 30:56 Trevor’s phone is recommending corn 35:53 Box fan white noise, Ad-free life 42:19 Michael’s hardest no crank challenge to date 47:26 Monetizing real life, Trevor’s breakfast burrito gripe 52:25 Triple rice at Chipotle, A.I. Taco Bell 1:05:17 School patrols 1:10:18 Old person jobs we’d want 1:14:54 Looking at your own brown eye 1:16:33 Sock Talk - P Tracing 1:18:37 Secret Sock Talk - Lenny Kravitz D exposed on stage 1:24:34 The barista look Thanks to Factor, Mack Weldon, BlueChew, PrizePicks, Lucy Factor -  Get started at https://factormeals.com/socks50off and use code socks50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box Mack Weldon - Go to https://mackweldon.com and get 25% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code SOCKS BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS at https://bluechew.com -- just pay $5 shipping PrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup Lucy - Go to https://lucy.co/socks and use promo code SOCKS to get 20% off your first order #ad #sponsored

Bonnie Blue, an adult film actress known for her amateur content and collaborations, joins for an entertaining chat. She shares humorous insights on the quirks of British versus American slang while reflecting on her wild experiences in Cancun. The conversation takes a playful turn as they discuss unusual fan encounters, including a guy bringing his mom to a scene. Bonnie also opens up about the challenges of filming intimate moments and the hilarious preparations for a record-setting event on OnlyFans.

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Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month!Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comHuntington, NY: Mar 26Providence, RI: Mar 28Boston, MA: Mar 29Houston, TX: Apr 3-4Dallas, TX: Apr 5Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11San Diego, CA: Apr 12Colombus, OH: Apr 25Indianapolis, IN: April 26St. Louis, MO: April 27🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comIndianapolis, IN: Mar 21Detroit, MI: Mar 22San Antonio, TX: Apr 10Houston, TX: Apr 11New Orleans, LA: Apr 12Madison, WI: Apr 25Minneapolis, MN: Apr 26Cincinnati, OH: May 1Toronto, ON: May 8Pittsburgh, PA: May 90:00 New ad-free episodes on Patreon!1:13 Bhad Bhabie Alabama Barker beef4:46 Gold, Diamonds and Ferraris12:45 Tesla, Elon Musk22:58 Trevor’s Gatorade analogy26:03 Cowboy days37:23 Puppy stealer, Flexing45:20 Rick Ross, Celebrity Rumors53:08 Weirdest Stimulations, Going too quick1:06:26 Recognized on a date1:10:35 Fan Voicemail - Found out my dad did corn1:15:58 Sock Talk - Dumbest flex to impress someone1:22:27 Secret Sock Talk - I got black out drunkThanks to BetterHelp, Manscaped, Shopify, BlueChewBetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month.Manscaped - Get The Beard & Balls Bundle for 20% OFF + Free International Shipping with code “SOCKS” at https://manscaped.com #ManscapedPartnerShopify - Sign up for your $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/socksBlueChew - Go to https://bluechew.com Try your first month of BlueChew FREE when you use promo code SOCKS -- just pay $5 shipping#ad #sponsored

Go to https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod for new ad-free episodes every Wednesday and bonus episodes every Friday for $5/month! Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks More Dr. Drew YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DrDrew IG: https://www.instagram.com/drdrewpinsky X: https://x.com/drdrew Website: https://drdrew.com 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Huntington, NY: Mar 26 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: Mar 29 Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 Colombus, OH: Apr 25 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Stiff Socks Patreon news! 1:44 Trevor has never paid for OF, Liking IG posts, Omlettes 6:40 80s pop music, Contemporary R&B music 17:08 Getting a girl back with a song, Famous to Religious 21:36 Casey Anthony, Brian Laundrie 36:21 Too much crazy on the internet 39:36 Ariana Grande mind erasing 42:48 Dr. Drew joins us, Performance anxiety 48:43 Women can finish, Lying to a doctor, Finishing fast 53:51 Grower vs shower, Gen Z drinking and dating 59:55 Michael’s hatred for actors 1:05:34 Michael quitting corn 1:11:41 Asparagus 1:13:49 Sock Talk - Girls toys vs Guys toys 1:17:19 Sock Talk - Jury duty check to pay for premium corn Thanks to Mando, Golden Nugget Online Casino, Stash Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [SOCKS] at https://mandopodcast.com/socks #mandopod Golden Nugget Online Casino - Secure your 100% lossback with a minimum five dollar net loss and start spinning today! Use promo code STIFFSOCKS and get started at Golden Nugget Online Casino! Stash - Go to https://get.stash.com/socks to see how you can receive TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS towards your first stock purchase and to view important disclosures #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.comSan Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8Huntington, NY: Mar 27Providence, RI: Mar 28Boston, MA: SOLD OUTHouston, TX: Apr 3-4Dallas, TX: Apr 5Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11San Diego, CA: Apr 12🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comHonolulu, HI: Mar 8-9Vancouver, BC: Mar 13Seattle, WA: Mar 14Eugene, OR: Mar 15Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21Detroit, MI: Mar 22San Antonio, TX: Apr 10Houston, TX: Apr 11New Orleans, LA: Apr 120:00 Hooters bankrupt, Airplanes going down, Security guards16:23 Diddy’s lawyer, Reverse BBL23:15 Mobile Hooters, Dominos Tracker for getting ready30:49 DoorDash 40:12 Sopranos, No corn check in 44:44 Michael calls his dad56:22 How do we fix Hooters?1:04:30 Lying about height1:09:57 Fan Voicemail - Adding up all the liquid from every crank session1:13:42 Sock Talk - GF mad for buying a drink1:17:15 Secret Sock Talk - Silent but deadlyThanks to BlueChew, PrizePicks, BetterHelpBlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at https://bluechew.comPrizePicks - Download the app today or go to https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS and use code SOCKS to get $50 instantly after you play your first $5 lineup!BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month#ad #sponsored

Get ready for a hilarious romp through unexpected pregnancy announcements, featuring quirky reflections on sperm strength and future baby predictions. The duo muses on the absurdities of parenthood, contrasting pain experiences, and the staggering stats of unplanned pregnancies. They tackle autograph antics, dive into the refreshing mix dubbed 'Nature's Gatorade,' and share laugh-out-loud bathroom banter about public restrooms. With a dash of relationship quirks and a sprinkle of celebrity mishaps, this conversation is packed with humor and absurdity.

Watch our Stiff Socks livestream now On Demand: https://www.moment.co/stiffsocks Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com Tucson, AZ: Feb 20 Phoenix, AZ: Feb 21-23 San Francisco, CA: Mar 6-8 Huntington, NY: Mar 27 Providence, RI: Mar 28 Boston, MA: SOLD OUT Houston, TX: Apr 3-4 Dallas, TX: Apr 5 Las Vegas, NV: Apr 11 San Diego, CA: Apr 12 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com San Jose, CA: Feb 21-23 Honolulu, HI: Mar 8-9 Vancouver, BC: Mar 13 Seattle, WA: Mar 14 Eugene, OR: Mar 15 Indianapolis, IN: Mar 21 Detroit, MI: Mar 22 San Antonio, TX: Apr 10 Houston, TX: Apr 11 New Orleans, LA: Apr 12 0:00 Gooning to Basketball, Michael Jordan’s son 16:30 Patrick Mahomes’ dad, Super Bowl LIX, Cooper DeJean 25:54 College Football vs NFL 34:21 Trevor’s altercation 58:56 Old Drivers 1:01:31 Sweetgreen education, 1:05:41 Leaving the house 1:15:16 Heart emoji flirting, Joint accounts 1:24:10 Fan voicemail - Coffee with extra cream 1:30:10 Sock Talk - Fiance was sending D pics to another girl 1:32:59 Secret Sock Talk - Finished on my socks to a catfish Thanks to Shopify, Mando, BlueChew, BetterHelp Shopify - Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/socks Mando - Control Body Odor ANYWHERE with @shop.mando and get $5 off your Starter Pack (that’s over 40% off) with promo code [SOCKS] at https://shopmando.com #mandopod BlueChew - Try your first month of BlueChew FREE at https://bluechew.com BetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://betterhelp.com/socks to get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored