

Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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May 25, 2020 • 16min
Everybody F*ckin'
The boys give an update on the next WILD Patreon exclusive interview and then sit down for a very high brow conversation about nuttin in the butt, some philosophizing on girls that type in all lowercase, a deep dive into some of the worst (best?) rap lyrics in history, and much more. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

May 20, 2020 • 1h 10min
71: Boner Cam
The boys chop it up about Michael's new favorite porn and dudes that jerk off at the library before getting in to a conversation about how to handle critical people on the internet and when to just block someone. Plus a listener writes in about foot underwear, so you know 2fine has opinions. This is still a science podcast.
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May 18, 2020 • 18min
Handjobs from Ursula
The boys get in to some extremely important conversations: like what the hell is going on at Fuddruckers and is karate even cool? Plus they discuss getting high in class, when your dick falls out during sex, pinch-runners for fucking and a listener that got his girl pregnant with the ultimate nut.
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May 13, 2020 • 1h 3min
70: My Dog Ate My Condom
Professors TW & MB talk crazy in this one. They riff about how airplane people are animals, underwater dick punches, and how wearing sweatpants in strip clubs is a cheat code. They also give advice on banging a friend's mom. This is a podcast about following your dreams.Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping when you use the promo code SOCKS at www.manscaped.com Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

May 11, 2020 • 14min
2FineNubstein (Live Episode)
The boys went live on Patreon to answer your questions, peel another layer back on Michael's foot fetish, discusswhether or not Trev and 2fine match on purpose, and talk about why collar bones be sexy as fuuuuck. Oh plus would Michael be attracted to a woman with a stump for a leg?Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

May 6, 2020 • 1h 7min
69: Penis Pals
AYOO Wallace and Blau riffing on the important issues, such as can you nut in a sex robot? Do girls low key wanna fist fight all their friends? And isn’t the ass just another pocket? Also they discuss slip and slide porn and whether or not stretching your thAng make it bAng? This is a meditation podcast.
Thanks to BlueChew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE when you use the promo code socks at www.bluechew.com
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May 2, 2020 • 18min
Michael Pees Wrong?
The Stiff Socks crew get another shocking piece of information about 2fineblaustein: he doesn't know how to pee correctly? We take a deep dive not only into HOW Michael goes to the bathroom, but more importantly WHY he is this way. Plus the boys discuss why ladies have an impossible time holding their pee, whether or not there are girl gorillas, the whole internet getting mad at Trevor about toilet paper, and why snorkeling is the least sexy thing in the world. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Apr 29, 2020 • 58min
68: Pube Stache
The Virgin and Floor General are back at it. They discuss how girls make sure they smell good before sex, Tiger King, and how qteeeeen got Michael HARD. They also dive in to how Bubble Boy has sex and whether or not f*cking is a pro sport. This is a yoga podcast.
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Apr 27, 2020 • 10min
Phone Facials
The boys record hungry, which is the only way you'll get a conversation about pepperjack cheese that turns into a discussion on milking porn. Plus Trev tries to make a healthy meal, we get in to some more weird sex laws, and the guys debate whether or not you would get in trouble for jerking off to your wife's old nudes. Oh and an anonymous listener might have murdered someone?? This is a true crime podcast. Want the full episode? Become a patron! www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod

Apr 22, 2020 • 50min
67: The British are Cumming
ANNNDDDDDD WE BACK. The bois discuss how tight end's got ass, the sex position that made Drake, and how lavender should should run for president. They also get into their thoughts on filming coitus and whether or not they would take a $100k punch from Mike Tyson. This is a sophisticated podcast.Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod


