Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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Aug 12, 2020 • 1h 8min
82: School of Hard Nuts
Well guess what WE BACK! The nut specialists discuss how morning sex has no rhythm, brand placement in porn, and how Carls Jr. commercials make you regroup. Also Trev doesn't like french fries?? THAAAAAA f*ck?Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode! Get 15% off your purchase at www.buyraycon.com/SOCKSThanks to Postmates for sponsoring this episode! Download the app and enter the promo code SOCKS for $100 in free delivery credit.
Aug 9, 2020 • 10min
The Boys Went Live
Stiff Socks went live on Patreon. Trev and Blau answered listener questions about dogs and panties, whether a particular Patreon subscriber jerks off weird, and read a drunken DM sent to Michael. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 44 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Aug 5, 2020 • 1h 17min
81: Trevor and his Girlfriend Watched Porn for the First TIme
Oh the bois... they at it again. They riff on why Ted Bundy has a dildo, going down the porn rabbit hole, and figure out that plants have ovaries? They also answer the number one question on Family Fued... people be fucking pies? This is a science podcast.Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.mysheetsrock.com/SOCKS and use the promo code SOCKS at checkout.Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with the promo code STIFF at www.manscaped.com
Aug 2, 2020 • 11min
Cumming in Braille
The Virgin and Sir Foots-a-lot sit down for a wide ranging conversation about the state of the world by addressing such topics as why jerking off to Target ads is cool, why being a stressed out adult is not cool, and pondering why no one simply invited the fiddler on the roof inside. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month and instant access to all 43 Patreon episodes so far. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Jul 29, 2020 • 1h 6min
80: Carol Baskin Be F*ckin
On this one the boys dive into fucking a couch as a kid, doing stand up during COVID, and goth vs emo girls. They also discuss what their final meal would be on death row. Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Jul 27, 2020 • 11min
To-Go Titties
The boys try to figure out if there are still any Beliebers out there, wax nostalgic about Red Bull Girls, and give some advice to a listener trying to take a dick trip. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Jul 22, 2020 • 1h 10min
79: How Long Could You Last on the Bang Bus?
The boys talk shop about precum babies having it easy, how jerking off with a rubber glove is a little bit sad but also kind of great, and wonder if girls ever fake gag during blowjobs.Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com with the promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode! Get 15% off your order at www.buyraycon.com/socksThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode! Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with the promo code SOCKS.
Jul 19, 2020 • 10min
Ass Masterclass
Your boys are back for some Friday shenanigans, like wondering what Girls Gone Wild would be like in 2020, exploring girls' fascination with pimple popping, and of course debating whether or not ppl with peg legs can fuck good. Want the full episode? Become a patron for four bonus episodes a month. www.Patreon.com/StiffSocksPod
Jul 15, 2020 • 1h 12min
78: White Claw Porn
TW & MB discuss how Drake maybe wants to bang a horse, how condoms smell horrific, and vaping after fornication. They also debate the best late night snack of all time. Scalabrine 2020.Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code STIFF.Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.com with the promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at www.hawthorne.co with the promo code SOCKS.
Jul 8, 2020 • 1h 1min
77: Strippers vs Birthday Cakes
Trev and Blau talk crazy about peeing your pants, helicoptering your penis, and how any job can be a porno. They also discuss the always important nut nap. This is a doctor podcast.Check out the new merch! www.stiff-socks-podcast.myshopify.com/Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode! Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWastedco.comThanks to Keeps for sponsoring this episode! Get your first treatment FREE at www.keeps.com/socks Want an EXTRA episode a week? Become an exclusive member on Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
