Stiff Socks

Ayoooo Yung Gravy is back in the stu! The boys riff on Gravy's fight at Iowa State, the genius who invented the air horn, and banging on the megabus. They also get into the best way to talk to a porn star and Gravy gives his advice to the stiff sock family. Get tickets to Trevor's virtual show at https://www.eventbrite.com/e/trevor-wallace-live-from-2020-tickets-124772254171 Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order and free shipping at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKS. Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this episode. Get 3 months free with a 1 year package at www.expressvpn.com/socks

The boys remember making out for the first time, decide reincarnation would probably suck, try to figure out how to have sex in a porta potty, and make a compelling argument for why foreplay is hella important. Oh and Trev's been practicing some WILD sex moves.Hear the rest of this episode along with 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys wonder what the break room at Goth Hooters looks like, try to figure out why people like getting peed on, and decide that Winnie the Pooh was way too horny. Oh and Michael aka the Foot Doctor aka the Floor General is going celibate?? HUH??Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Ship Station for sponsoring this episode. Try it FREE for 60 days at www.shipstation.com with the promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your purchase at www.buyraycon.com/socksThanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with promo code SOCKS

The boys chop it up about how facetiming in public should be illegal, wonder how Coolio is doing these days, look back on their first nuts, and have a serious discussion about Tommy Lee's hog. Plus an anonymous listener might make Trev tear up a bit.Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get an extra episode a week for $5/month. www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Trevor and Michael get science-y in this one. They riff on the idea that hats are just makeup for guys, which cars got ass, and how Michael went on an actual real date. They also discuss lot lizards and grade school love potions. Tour De Science.Get an exclusive bonus episode every week for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to My Sheets Rock for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your order at www.MySheetsRock.com/socksThanks to Nu-X for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first order at www.hawthorne.co with promo code SOCKS.

Where the fuck do we really even start?  Like, it's the high episode. There's some stuff about flounders in here, some stuff about weird porn, some stuff about getting a decent handjob from your grandma.  Trev wonders what's up with taste buds. Blau thinks deeply about whale cum. The boys are high. Like really, really high. Like geeked off their dick shit. It's a good time.  Also maybe it was the secondhand smoke, but Gabe's mic malfunctioned. Please don't yell at him.   Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for just $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod 

TWall and MB get wild in this one. They talk about how to jerk off like a real tax paying adult, discuss why Dracula sounds like an idiot, and find out how Michael performed at the Toe-ster Strudel. They also discuss the most science thing ever... the football helmet fleshlight.Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your first order at www.manscaped.com with the promo code STIFF.Thanks to Mack Weldon for sponsoring this episode. For 20% off your first order visit www.mackweldon.com/STIFF and use promo code STIFF at checkout.Thanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.NoDaysWasted.co/SOCKS and use promo code SOCKS at checkout.

 The boys riff on jerking it to National Geographic, realize how dope  didgeridoos are, and investigate whether Michael would make a good sex  coach. Plus they pay their respects to the world's group sex record holder, who had sex with over 900 people in a single day. This is a self help podcast.  Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

Ayoooooo the bois went in on this one. They riff on what to eat on rimjob night, how big Goliath's peepee was, and Michael's big sex weekend. Oh they also discuss intermittent fasting for your dick. You know... SCIENCE.Extra episode a week? Subscribe on Patreon for only $5/month! www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Hydrant for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your order at www.drinkhydrant.com/SOCKS with the promo code SOCKS at checkout. Thanks to ExpressVPN for sponsoring this episode. Get three months free off of a year package at www.expressvpn.com/SOCKSThanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try it free for 60 days by clicking the microphone at the top of the page and entering our code SOCKS at www.ShipStation.com

The gang gets to the bottom of some hoaxes. Is milk actually good for you? Is rona real? Why does America love cheese so much? They also discuss a budding romance started right here on Patreon, try to help a listener with her cum quest bucket list, and learn about the sex lives of conjoined twins. Want the full episode? Subscribe on Patreon to get 4 extra episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod