Stiff Socks
Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?
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Jan 4, 2021 • 12min
Wet Wet-o-meter
Happy new year! The boys riff on why there are so many names for blowjobs, decide that strippers always seem to drive blue honda accords, and learn about how weed gets rid of the gag reflex. Plus Michael reconnects with Knuckles and Trev has a behind the scenes story about a recent TikTok video. Get the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month for only $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 30, 2020 • 1h 7min
102: Cumming Too Quick is a Hoax
The bois go in on this one. They riff on grandma's bubble baths, snowman dicks, and how horny malls are. They also dissect the inner workings of friends with benefits. Oh and it's TREVOR'S BIRTHDAY!!! Science.Get four bonus episodes a month for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 29, 2020 • 11min
Where's Waldo Titties
MERRY CHRISTMAS! The boys have a holiday hangout, riff on goth mrs clause, learn about pheromones, and talk about their wholesome ass dads. We've also got a COCK TALK about a patreon member's bad breakup. Hear the full episode + 4 bonus episodes a month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
Dec 23, 2020 • 1h 1min
101: Tiny Meat Gang Joins Stiff Socks
Tiny Meat Gang joins the bois on this one. They riff on Secret Santa Fleshlights, white people drinking culture, and how Cody got punked on a boat. They also talk wild foot focused wet dreams. Science. Meat Science.Get a bonus episode every week and more exclusive content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to the World Series of Poker app for sponsoring this episode. Get a million free bonus chips by downloading the free World Series of Poker app and using our code WSOPSOCKS.Thanks to Talkspace for sponsoring this episode. Get $100 off your first month with our code SOCKS at www.talkspace.com
Dec 22, 2020 • 12min
Nutter Udders
The boys decide that scorpios are out here, wonder why the 1800s didn't make any sense, and learn about how Michael went on a date with Tiger King. They also riff on why Twitter sucks and how OnlyFans creators must have the same creative problems as comedians.
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Dec 16, 2020 • 1h 12min
100: JOing with a Satanist
Holy shit it’s the 100th ep.. and the bois of course got willlld. They discussed going raw dog crazy, modern chastity belts, and how Trev is a ninja with the bra strap. They also discuss the biggest question of 2020: how does one make a fleshlight in jail?Get 4 extra episodes a month + exclusive bonuses for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Hello Tushy for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off plus free shipping at www.hellotushy.com/SOCKSThanks to DHM Detox for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off your first order with promo code SOCKS25 at www.NoDaysWasted.CO/SOCKS25Thanks to Manscaped to sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.manscaped.com/stiff
Dec 15, 2020 • 14min
Bangin' Beef Wellington
The boys chop it up about dick pic techniques, why old photos always look so sad, and how the California gold rush was the perfect excuse to leave your family behind in Montana. They also riff on tiktok houses and hear from a listener whose boyfriend is cut from the same cloth as the Floor General himself.
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Dec 9, 2020 • 1h 4min
99: "You Don't Get me Wet Wet"
Trev and Blau discuss how Blau got dumped, Spotify wrapped, and how warm exact vaginas can get. They also break down how blue balls is just a brain freeze for your dick. Y'know... science.Get an extra episode a week + bonus content for only $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order free at www.bluechew.com with offer code SOCKS.Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/SOCKS.Thanks to Nu-X CBD for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.nu-x.com with offer code SOCKS.
Dec 2, 2020 • 1h 12min
98: OnlyFans in the Airbnb
The boys come in hot with some takes, like how if you get hit with a dart gun it's your own fault and why the butt is way too close to the dick. They also riff on whether or not GaryVee talks dirty in bed and give some advice to a listener on her ex messing with her head. SCIENCE.Get an extra episode a week and bonus content for only $5 on Patreon at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod
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Dec 1, 2020 • 13min
Cum Brûlée
The boys do some research on popular male pornstars, decide the term sucked off is too aggressive, and figure out what their love languages are. They also riff on husband dick and which dogs would make good ring bearers.
