Stiff Socks

The boys riff on if friendsgiving is cool, how whales are just ubers, and why grabbin' ass in the kitchen is the best. They also peel off another layer of the Blaustein Onion and learn about his time as a dancer in NYC. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the patreon back catalog for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to SKYN for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn at https://www.skyn.comThanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at https://www.liquiddeath.com/socksThanks to ShipStation for sponsoring this episode. Try ShipStation free for 60 days with promo code SOCKS at https://www.shipstation.com

The boys riff on losing money fast in Vegas, getting a porn star cosign, yeast infection sourdough bread, and why ladies check the "following" list on IG. They also hear from listeners about potentially co-starring in some onlyfans content and jerking off with only your mind. Hear the full episode, get 4 bonus episodes a month, and make Gabe get a Yaris tattoo for $5/month at https:/www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys react to a big dong on Netflix's Sex/Life, debate whether or not grey sweatpants are just push up bras for a cockinas, and get deep on relationship insecurities. They also hear from a listener that banged with one good leg and wonder why hot guys always have a backpack. Science.Get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to the Patreon back catalog (110 episodes!!) and more for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode! Get 10% off your order at https://www.purple.com/socks with our promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Raycon for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at https://www.buyraycon.com/socksThanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% with our promo code SOCKS at https://www.hawthorne.co

The boys riff on an anniversary bang-a-thon, quick nuts, and the weird  disses you get from other comics. They also hear from a listener about a  sex club in Calgary and give some advice about premature cummin'. Hear the full episode + get 4 bonus episodes a month, instant access to 110 patreon exclusive episodes, and join the private stiff socks discord for just $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod

The boys are joined by the illustrious Rayna Greenberg of Girls Gotta Eat. They riff on helping Trev learn how to dirty talk, cousin banging, having sex to music, and how to get more adventurous in the bedroom.Get 4 bonus episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/socksThanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at https://www.bluechew.com with our promo code SOCKSThanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Shop Skyn condoms on Amazon or at https://www.skyn.com

The boys did a live show from The Stand in NYC. They riffed on the worst  kinds of work emails, why Trev is afraid of the subway, and how New York gets Michael rocked tf up. Hear the full episode and get 4 bonus episodes every month, plus instant access to the Patreon back catalog (100+ episodes), legendary interviews too wild for the main feed, and access to the super secret Stiff Socks discord for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod. 

The boys riff on Timothee Charlamagne, how bird watchers are just peeping toms, getting rocked up on hope, and how Trevor had to get three months worth of enemas. SCIENCE. Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Liquid Death for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping on water and merch at www.liquiddeath.com/SOCKS Thanks to Honey for sponsoring this episode. Get Honey for free at www.joinhoney.com/socks Thanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at www.liquidIV.com with promo code SOCKS.

Trev and Blau get really scientific in this one. They learn about Uteran Walls and ovulation, debate whether Jason Derulo cums his own name, and discuss the top 5 hottest women of all time. They also hear from a listener about how circle jerks are good and Michael gets the nickname Raw Dog Ralph.Get tickets to Stiff Socks LIVE in NYC at https://thestandnyc.com/shows/show/3294/20211109-1000-pm-the-stiff-socks-podcastGet 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at www.manscaped.com/stiffThanks to Crowdhealth for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month free at www.joincrowdhealth.com/fit with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off your order at www.lucy.co with promo code SOCKS. 

The boys riff on a wild DM Trev got, how Blau should do sex seminars, and find the company that is the Michelangelo of cooter candles. They also learn about how aggressive water polo is and help a listener understand why men switch positions during sex. Get a bonus episode EVERY WEEK for $5/month at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Purple for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at www.purple.com/socksThanks to Hawthorne for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off with promo code SOCKS at www.hawthorne.coThanks to Skyn for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping at www.skyn.com or shop on Amazon. 

2Fine and Twally are back in studio, riffing on watching porn with the volume all the way up, Carrot Top accidentally putting his carrot top on the internet, and Hooter's new work uniforms. They also learn about cooter fest and wax philosophical about toe hair and rye bread.Get 4 bonus episodes a month and instant access to the Patreon back catalog for $5 at www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodThanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off with our promo code SOCKS at www.liquidIV.comThanks to Lucy Nicotine for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off with promo code SOCKS at www.lucy.coThanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at www.betterhelp.com/socks