Stiff Socks

The boys discuss how Michael tried the cum quick challenge, learn about a secret swinger code for Florida retirees, and decide that most things are a scam. They also hear from a listener that did some digging up the family tree. Merch drop August 1st! Check @stiffsockspod on Instagram for sneak peeks and get access to the store a day early at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Support the boys and get 4 bonus eps a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get free shipping and 30% off your first order with code SOCKS at https://www.microdose.com Thanks to FUM for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off at https://www.breathefum.com/SOCKS

The boys buy a sex doll’s only fans account, wonder if Presidents are still sneaking hoes into the Oval Office, and reminisce on mid-pandemic jerk off sessions. They also hear from a listener about sending a cuck on errands and figure out the real reason Snoop Dogg changed his name to Snoop Lion. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month:on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys are coming at you from the NEW STUDIO to riff on Michael getting wrecked by Ace Hardware, how Trev almost got in a fight in Austin, and whether or not genies have dicks. They also try to figure out Siblings or Dating and hear from a listener who got some awful news from their girlfriend. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Shipstation for sponsoring this episode. Get a 60 day free trial at https://www.shipstation.com with promo code SOCKSThanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and a free gift at https://www.hellofresh.com/socks16 Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first order FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Microdose gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on hands free handjobs, what to do if you only have 6 months to live, and how people be getting laid off the most random talents. They also figure out that reiki massage is a hoax and hear about how Michael had a really good cry.Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socksThanks to Liquid IV for sponsoring this episode. Get 25% off at https://www.liquidiv.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socksThanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off and free shipping with promo code STIFF at https://www.manscaped.com

The boys riff on turning saggy balls into a whole brand, getting residual cooter, and how Addison Rae’s dad got caught cheating in these streets. They also play the noise cancelling headphone game, debate the Mt. Rushmore of pornstars, and hear from a listener about the politest form of pimping. Get 4 exclusive episodes a month for $5 at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to BetterHelp for sponsoring this episode. Get 10% off your first month at https://www.betterhelp.com/SOCKS Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Black Buffalo for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off your first order at https://www.blackbuffalo.com with promo code SOCKS.Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS.

The boys riff on how magicians get no pussy, a wild shot at a hall pass hook up, and a DM from an NFL punter. Plus joining NASA for the hoes and a story from a listener about giving that Gluck Gluck on the phone. Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month: on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys riff on Trev’s insane JO habits, debate what the horniest colleges in America are, and argue about whether 69’ing is actually trash. Plus a listener writes in about a new kink that’s sending a ton of people to the hospital.Get an exclusive bonus episode every Friday at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod or with Stiff Socks+ on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks Thanks to Lucy for sponsoring this episode. Use promo code SOCKS at https://www.lucy.co Thanks to Manscaped for sponsoring this episode. Get 20% off at https://www.manscaped.com with promo code STIFFThanks to PolicyGenius for sponsoring this episode. See how much you could save at https://www.policygenius.com/SOCKS Thanks to Microdose Gummies for sponsoring this episode. Get 30% off your first order at https://www.microdose.com with promo code SOCKS

The boys riff on Trev's weekend as an extremely suburban puzzle guy, how Michael is a Whore Teacher, and why it's so weird to ask people how much money they make. They also help a listener decide if he should bang the homie's mom and get an update on the PlayStation 3Some.Hear the full episode AND get 4 bonus eps a month:on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR through Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

The boys are joined by comic Annie Lederman to riff about killing your dad on ayahausca, why you should never give your feet away for free, and manifesting success through the power of masturbation. You can find Annie @annielederman and her podcast Trash Tuesday at https://www.annielederman.com Get 4 bonus eps a month and instant access to 140+ episodes in the Patreon back catalog for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Thanks to Helix for sponsoring this episode. Get $200 off and 2 free pillows at https://www.helixsleep.com/socks Thanks to Black Buffalo for sponsoring this episode. Get 15% off with promo code SOCKS at https://www.BlackBuffalo.com. Must be 21+ Thanks to Blue Chew for sponsoring this episode. Get your first month FREE at https://www.bluechew.com with promo code SOCKS. Thanks to HelloFresh for sponsoring this episode. Get 16 free meals and 3 free gifts at https://www.HelloFresh.com/socks16

The boys riff on the meanest thing someone could say to them, learn how  pigeons bang, and decide that leap years are stupid. They also hear from  a listener that got cheated on in an unexpected way.Hear the full episode AND get an exclusive episode every Friday (+ instant access to 140 bonus episodes) for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod