Stiff Socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksChatGPT just announced it’s allowing “adult conversations”… so naturally, Trevor and Michael had to see how far they could push it. The boys test out AI flirting, argue over $20 guacamole, and somehow end up taste-testing actual survival meals mid-episode.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to: GLD, Manscaped, Acre Gold, BlueChew, and Factor for sponsoring the podcastGLD – gld.com Work hard and change the game. Get 50% off + a free chain at gld.com with code SOCKSManscaped – manscaped.com Give the gift of smooth with the Performance Package 5.0 Ultra Get 15% off + free shipping at manscaped.com with code SOCKS Because nothing says “I care” like a well-groomed manAcre Gold – getacregold.comBlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFF#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks This week the boys sit down with NYC divorce lawyer James Sexton from gold diggers to dog custody trials  He breaks down why 56% of marriages fail and why sometimes the secret to staying in love is as simple as granola and bj's. They talk Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce, emotional nudes, peer pressure from dead people, and what it really takes to make a relationship work.   🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: PrizePicks, BlueChew, Chubbies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast PrizePicks – https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS  Chubbies – chubbiesshorts.com/stiff Get 20% off at checkout with code STIFF at chubbiesshorts.com/stiff BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksMichael returns from Puerto Rico a changed man... and not in the way Trevor expected. They react to Kourtney Kardashian’s “vagina lollipop,” and debate if there’s an age limit for trick-or-treating. This one’s equal parts sweet, horny, and unhinged.1:00 - Michael is doing a show in PUERTO RICO2:00 - TREVOR HATES SORA6:00 - Michael is a butt guy now16:00 - Michael is reading the worst book ever21:00 - Have you ever really made love?40:00 - Michael teaches the art of love making42:00 - When is the best time to “make love”49:00 - Funny online dating stories51:00 - The woman in your car has been ran through01:02:39 - Trevor went to a Halloween party and was almost attacked01:03:00 - Costume ideas01:11:00 - SOCK TALK01:18:00 - SECRET SOCK🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThanks to True Classic Tees and Lucy for sponsoring the PodcastTrue Classic Tees– TrueClassic.com/[SOCKS]Lucy - Lucy.co/STIFF and use promo code (STIFF) to get 20% off your first order#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Follow Getter on Instagram, Youtube and Tik Tok @getter 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 1:50 - Getters take on Radio Music 5:00 - Real Bros of Simi Valley Premiere 8:30 - Nasty things in hotel rooms 15:00 - People who go to the Apple Genius Bar 18:00 - Getter performed at Trevors School  23:45 - Getter smoking them CHEWYS BOI 29:45 - Suh Dude Era and women 34:00 - Getter is sober (kinda) 37:00 - Why is there so many women in the studio 40:00 - Getter be sampling sneezes 01:03:00 - Angelina Jolie, Tomb Raider Scene (You know the one) 01:16:00 - SOCK TALK 01:17:00 - SOCK TALK Favorite S*x Positions 01:23:00 - Bonus Material!!! CRAZY Stories Getter almost forgot to tell us Thanks to Acre Gold, IndaCloud, Shopify, BlueChew, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcast  Acre Gold – getacregold.com and subscribe now.  IndaCloud – inda.shop/SOCKS If you’re 21 or older, get 30% off + free shipping on your first order with code SOCKS #indacloudpod  Shopify – shopify.com/socks Start your business with Shopify for just $1/month  BlueChew – bluechew.com Get your first month FREE with promo code SOCKS —  BetterHelp – betterhelp.com/socks Get 10% off your first month #ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksComedian Matt McCusker joins the boys for an unfiltered Patreon hang full of chaos, mushrooms, and Kanye’s “betrayal list.” Check out Matt McCusker’s new Netflix special A Humble OfferingInstagram: @mccuskermatthewj X: @mattwritesbooks Official Website: mattmccusker.com🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com0:30 - Matt McCusker on the News3:00 - Matt on stage5:40 - Ye’s Betrayal List15:00 - Matts Shroom experiences21:00 - Ye’s got beef with which PATRICK STAR?28:00 - Farming Comments30:00 - Pulling Pranks as kids41:00 - Discussing which jobs AI should take51:00 - Spicy Margs58:00 - Ontario Improv01:07:00 - SOCK TALK01:12:00 - Anonymous ConfessionThanks to Manscaped, Cash App, Factor, Lumi Gummies, an Prize PicksManscaped – manscaped.comGet The Handyman, the Rocketman, and 15% off your entire order with code SOCKS at manscaped.comCash App – cash.app code CASHAPP10New customers can earn $10 with code CASHAPP10Use it in your profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 daysTerms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosuresFactor – factormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFFOnly valid for new customers with a qualifying auto-renewing subscriptionLumi Gummies – lumigummies.com Code SOCKS for 30% off your orderPrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKSDownload the PrizePicks app and use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after your first $5 play.#ad #sponsored

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at   / stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksZach Justice joins the boys for a wild one. From getting farted on by Dwight Howard to literally giving away $300k on a Netflix show. The guys dive into dating app horror stories, American Idol sob stories, breast milk nutrition and Zach admits to stealing toilet paper from Subway. Follow Zach Justice: Youtube - @ThezachjusticeTik Tok - @zacjusticeIG - @zacjustice🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FLSEPT 240:30 - Trevor bailed on Zac Justice4:00 - How Trevor and Zac first met5:00 - Zac bought what on TikTok shop?9:19 - DATES & Quince Ad12:00 - Zac use to go to subway for toilet paper13:00 - Zac is in the number one show on Netflix…in the UK15:00 - Trevor did bad stuff in college20:25 - Zac doing open mics21:18 - Better Help Ad25:00 - Zac’s old videos28:00 - Online Dating33:12 - Shipstation Ad34:00 - Getting back on Breast Milk42:00 - Spoiler Alert for the Netflix show Zac was on called INSIDE45:36 - Blue Chew Ad51:00 - Is there a difference in prison?59:00 - Zac talks about the TEMPTATION ROOM59:35 - AD01:08:03 - SOCK TALK01:13:13 - Secret SockThanks to: Quince, Better Help, Ship Station and Blue Chew for sponsoring the podcastQuince – Quince.com/stiffsocksGet free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocksBetterHelp – BetterHelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first month at BetterHelp.com/socksFind the one, with BetterHelp.ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS.Must be read verbatim.BlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKSDiscover your options at bluechew.comUse code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shippingGive her group chat something to talk about

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:42 - Michaels take on Boy Scouts  1:00 - Trevor tried a JOI 3:50 - Signature P*rnstar gear 6:30 - Trevor went rock climbing  9:00 - Michael wants to cut out B*ckshots 15:00 - Michael gets mad at GIGI 17:00 - Charlie Sheen Doc 24:00 - Bert & Ernie Conspiracy 30:00 - Funny Bank Robberies 40:00 - Trevor got high 44:00 - Michael went to the beach 46:34 - Trevor had a funny beach experience  01:26:30 - SOCK TALK/SECRET SOCK Thanks to: Lucy and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast Lucy – lucy.co/stiff Level up your nicotine routine. Go to lucy.co/stiff and use code STIFF to get 20% off your first order. Lucy offers a 30-day refund policy if you change your mind. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod   Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Bert Kreischer joins the boys for a wild ride of secret time confessions, plane disasters and life as a comedian. From inventing the “Mississippi Wet Wipe” to tackling PETA protesters at a Netflix event, Bert unloads his craziest stories including dropping a carry-on on a guy’s face and smoking with Tracy Morgan. Plus, they dive into stand-up lessons, jokes that bombed, and the weirdest family moments that somehow made it into his act. Catch all things Bert at BertBertBert.com — tour dates, merch, and more. Follow him on social: Instagram: @bertkreischer X: @bertkreischer TikTok: @bertkreischer YouTube: Bert Kreischer Podcasts: Bertcast, 2 Bears 1 Cave, and Something’s Burning — available on Apple, Spotify, and YouTube. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL SEPT 24 0:30 - Berts thoughts on the new studio. 5:00 - Bert paying A LOT of money for dinner 14:00 - Peta or Twitter, who do you want after you? 17:00 - Writing Jokes 26:00 - Bert thought Ann Frank and Helen Keller were the same person 29:00 - Bert talks about his fifteen month break 37:00 - Radio is not dead 41:00 - Bert on Podcasts Vs. on Stage 44:57 - SECRET TIME WITH BERT 48:00 - Tracy Morgan Story 54:00 - Ray J Breaking his glasses 01:05:00 - Bert getting drugged 01:10:00 - Getting drunk on planes 01:16:00 - Sock Talk 01:22:00 - Secret Sock Thanks to: IndaCloud, Factor, PrizePicks, and Google Gemini for sponsoring the podcast IndaCloud – indacloud.co Get 25% off your first order + free shipping with code SOCKS at indacloud.co Factor – factormeals.com/socks50off Eat smart with 50% off your first box + free breakfast for 1 year Use code SOCKS50OFF at factormeals.com/socks50off PrizePicks – prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/SOCKS Use code SOCKS to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Sign up by October 6 for free access to Gemini 2.5 Pro Includes unlimited image uploads, Notebook LM, deep research & more Visit gemini.google/students — terms apply

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksNew studio even more chaos. Trevor and Michael roast the funniest college football names, rant about iPhone scams, and uncover the darkest product recalls (Easy-Bake ovens, beanbags, airbags). Plus, sleepover confessions, wild slang breakdowns, and a John Cena burger you’ll have to squint to see.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com9/24 – Charleston, SC9/25 – Durham, NC9/26 – Portsmouth, VA9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets)10/9 – Des Moines, IA10/10 – Lincoln, NE10/11 – Kansas City, MO10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left)10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI10/25 – Detroit, MI🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com9/26 – Las Vegas, NV10/9 – Charleston, SC10/10 – Atlanta, GA10/11 – Jacksonville, FL10/12 – Tampa, FL10/13 – Tallahassee, FL10/14 – Sarasota, FL10/15 – Fort Myers, FL10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL10/18 – Orlando, FL0:40 - NEW STUDIO!3:00 - New College Football Player Names10:03 Tour Dates & BETTER HELP AD19:00 - New iPhone!23:44 GOOGLE GEMINI AD25:00 - The future of cell phones29:00 - Recalls30:00 - Easy Bake Ovens35:11 BLUE CHEW AD36:00 - Bean Bags41:00 - Playing with Water Wigglers47:16:03 - AD50:00 - Sleepover Conversations01:06:01 - SOCK TALK - New Slang01:13:40 - SECRET SOCK - Screwed or Drilled01:21:00 - Squint your eyes at this photo!Thanks to: BetterHelp, Google Gemini, and BlueChew for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month at betterhelp.com/socksGoogle Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/studentsStudents get Gemini 2.5 Pro free for 1 year — sign up by October 6Includes unlimited image uploads, deep research, Notebook LM, and 2TB storageBlueChew – bluechew.com code SOCKSDiscover your options at bluechew.comUse code SOCKS to get your first month FREE — just pay $5 for shippingGive her group chat something to talk about

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks Internet cult icon Dax Flame joins the guys for a deep dive into stand-up struggles, bad dates, and his journey from Project X and 21 Jump Street to comedy. From being roasted by friends to awkward podcast appearances and even landing a MrBeast cameo, Dax brings his unfiltered honesty while Trevor and Michael help him turn life’s weirdest moments into actual punchlines. Follow Dax Fame Tik Tok: https://www.tiktok.com/@thedaxflame Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/DaxFlame https://www.instagram.com/daxflame/ 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 9/11 - Brea Ca 9/24 – Charleston, SC 9/25 – Durham, NC 9/26 – Portsmouth, VA 9/27 – Oklahoma City, OK (2 shows — incl. NEW + Low Tickets) 10/9 – Des Moines, IA 10/10 – Lincoln, NE 10/11 – Kansas City, MO 10/22–10/23 – Buffalo, NY (New show + Few Tickets Left) 10/24 – Grand Rapids, MI 10/25 – Detroit, MI 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com 9/19–9/21 – Dayton, OH 9/26 – Las Vegas, NV 10/9 – Charleston, SC 10/10 – Atlanta, GA 10/11 – Jacksonville, FL 10/12 – Tampa, FL 10/13 – Tallahassee, FL 10/14 – Sarasota, FL 10/15 – Fort Myers, FL 10/17 – Fort Lauderdale, FL 10/18 – Orlando, FL Thanks to: Google Gemini, ShipStation, BlueChew, HelloFresh, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast. Google Gemini (for Students) – gemini.google/students Students get Gemini Pro free for 1 year. Sign up by October 6 for Gemini 2.5 Pro, image uploads, Notebook LM, and more. ShipStation: Start your 60-day free trial at shipstation.com with code SOCKS. Must be read verbatim. BlueChew: Discover your options at BlueChew.com Get your first month FREE with code SOCKS just pay $5 for shipping. HelloFresh: Go to hellofresh.com/socks10fm and get 10 Free Meals + a Free Item for Life. Lumi Gummies - Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off. #ad #sponsored