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Michael made some progress in his cuck expedition, so the boys discuss the update. They also riff on hot real estate agents, slender finger fingering, and cumming so hard you giggle. Plus a listener writes in about the difficulties of military deployment and Trev has a hot take about dogs.Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

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The boys are going international! They riff on their expectations for the trip and decide that Michael might actually die in Europe. They also riff on semen sommeliers, Quentin Tarantino's foot fetish, and hear from a listener about blowing rasberries on cooter. Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

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The boys riff on some insane travel stories, trading dick for McNuggets, and Trev's awful time at an AirBNB. They also hear from a listener that did the seggs in a barn and come up with ways to make condoms better.Hear the full episode AND get instant access to 190 bonus eps for $5/month after free trial at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspod OR with Stiff Socks + on Apple Podcasts at https://www.apple.co/socks

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