Stiff Socks

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at  patreon.com/ stiffsockspod  Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comTrevor tries to book a last-minute trip to Coachella and spirals when he finds everything from $12,000 trailers to $230,000 mansions. The episode derails into chaotic debates about Chipotle orders, festival culture, and how society allows prices to get this insane. They wrap it up with wild Sock Talk topics ranging from the O.J. Simpson chase to Pringles conspiracies and a kid getting arrested for farting.0:30 – Coachella planning + last-minute Airbnb booking9:22 – $360 grass stay (paying to be homeless)9:40 - AD19:26 – Dream house browsing + desert living talk21:17 – “Take out a loan to see Bieber”21:18 - AD31:27 – First Chipotle experience34:17 - AD36:20 – Portion vs shake debate45:30 – Quesarito52:55 – Woman arrested for twerking59:36 – OJ chase breakdown01:01:00 - AD01:11:00 - Sock Talk01:15:11 - Secret SockThanks to: Lumi Gummies, BetterHelp, BlueChew, Factor, and Cash App for sponsoring the podcastLumi Gummieslumigummies.comGet 30% off with code SOCKSBetterHelpbetterhelp.com/socksGet 10% off your first monthBlueChew Goldbluechew.comBuy 2 months, get 1 FREE with code SOCKSFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free daily greens per box (new subscribers)Cash AppDownload Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financialservices platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cashback offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socksThe boys go from debating DUI tests and breathalyzers into absurd ideas like training to beat them, find out about the first documented glory hole and wrap it up with March Madness and one of the most unhinged coach reactions ever.🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com01:15 – “Practice DUI tests at a bar” concept02:30 – Realization: entire pod so far = horrible advice03:30 – GTA / Saints Row drunk driving discussion05:00 – Breathalyzer in cars + dating nightmare15:48 – Cyberattack disables breathalyzers (Maine story)17:30 – “Safest cyberattack ever” discussion25:30 – Over-ice espresso debate29:00 – Airport security flaws / samurai sword idea34:00 – Flashbang36:30 – Glory hole39:20 – Filming strangers / First Amendment guys50:40 – First documented glory hole01:04:40 - SOCK TALK UCONN COACH01:12:00 - SECRET SOCKThanks to: ShipStation, GLD, Factor, and Golden Nugget Online Casino for sponsoring the podcastShipStationshipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with code SOCKSGLDgld.comGet 50% off with code SOCKSFactorfactormeals.com/socks50offGet 50% off + free breakfast for 1 year with code SOCKS50OFFGolden Nugget Online Casinogoldennuggetcasino.com/promosUse code STIFFSOCKS Get 500 spins (50/day for 10 days) after wagering $5 21+ • Terms apply

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The episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp Thanks to Quince, Bluechew, Mack Weldon, AcreGold, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast: Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns BlueChew bluechew.com 10% off BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Mack Weldon mackweldon.com Get 20% off orders $125+ with code SOCKS Acre Gold getacregold.com Subscribe for gold + giveaways (gold bars, exclusive drops) Lumi Gummies / Lumi Labs lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS

The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK

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The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts.Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastMint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socksReady to stop paying more than you have to?New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time.Switch now at mintmobile.com/socksThat’s mintmobile.com/socks.ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required.Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free.That’s shipstation.com, code SOCKS.60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving.GLD – https://www.gld.comWork hard and change the game.New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.That’s 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.After purchase, tell them the show sent you — it helps support us.Lumi Gummies – https://www.lumigummies.comLumi Gummies are available nationwide.Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off your order.That’s L-U-M-I gummies dot com — code SOCKS.BetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socksSign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socks.That’s B-E-T-T-E-R H-E-L-P dot com slash SOCKS

Air travel disasters and a two-minute missed flight that spirals into tipping and hotel drama. A fight over an armrest turns into questions about etiquette and trash. Surprising reveals about remote drivers helping self-driving cars. Robots, self-checkout tipping creep, and odd retail changes. Wild Winter Olympics moments and strange sports confessions.

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