Stiff Socks

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The episode opens with a hilarious story about measuring penis size that quickly turns into a spiral of ego, overthinking, and questionable decisions. The conversation shifts into life when your partner’s away, leaning into “divorced dad” habits and surprisingly thoughtful relationship talk about gifts and love languages. Things get chaotic again with random philosophy, lifestyle observations, and one of the funniest segments—Secret Sock, where they try to name everyday objects and completely fail. The back half dives into weird facts, a wild imp Thanks to Quince, Bluechew, Mack Weldon, AcreGold, and Lumi Gummies for sponsoring the podcast: Quince quince.com/stiffsocks Free shipping + 365-day returns BlueChew bluechew.com 10% off BlueChew Gold with code SOCKS Mack Weldon mackweldon.com Get 20% off orders $125+ with code SOCKS Acre Gold getacregold.com Subscribe for gold + giveaways (gold bars, exclusive drops) Lumi Gummies / Lumi Labs lumigummies.com Get 30% off with code SOCKS

The boys discuss rumors about the Scrub Daddy founder, a bizarre celebration of life at an Iowa college, and Trevor dealing with a random trespasser. 00:12 Squatty Potty creator arrested 02:24 Imagining a grown man using a Squatty Potty 03:32 Rich CEOs 06:31 Prediction of next CEO scandal (Scrub Daddy) 07:55 - AD 18:47 Neighbor letting dog poop on lawn story 19:21 - AD 27:11 Dog owner etiquette 28:05 Revenge ideas 29:57 - AD 34:15 Cigarette smoke 39:56 Michael Vick 40:09 - AD 42:14 Atlanta Hawks “Magic City Night” 44:02 Famous Magic City lemon pepper wings 46:30 University of Iowa hazing video discussion 52:54 “Die for this frat” 57:28 - AD 59:46 Celebration of Life 01:14:25 - SOCK TALK 01:22:30 - SECRET SOCK

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The boys spiral from suburban warfare over dog poop in a trash can into a full-blown midlife crisis fantasy involving green Lambos and unhinged license plates like “ID8 MOMS.” Along the way they debate spandex bike culture, Netflix turning vertical, cruise ship disappearances, and why LA ice cream flavors need to calm down. It all ends in with restaurant birthday rants, Sock Talk conspiracies, and one very committed stance on eating around the nuts.Thanks to: Mint Mobile, ShipStation, GLD, Lumi Gummies, and BetterHelp for sponsoring the podcastMint Mobile – https://www.mintmobile.com/socksReady to stop paying more than you have to?New customers can switch today and get unlimited premium wireless for $15/month for a limited time.Switch now at mintmobile.com/socksThat’s mintmobile.com/socks.ShipStation – https://www.shipstation.comTry ShipStation free for 60 days with full access and no credit card required.Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKS for 60 days free.That’s shipstation.com, code SOCKS.60 days to see exactly how much time and money you're saving.GLD – https://www.gld.comWork hard and change the game.New customers get 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.That’s 50% off with code SOCKS at gld.com.After purchase, tell them the show sent you — it helps support us.Lumi Gummies – https://www.lumigummies.comLumi Gummies are available nationwide.Go to lumigummies.com and use code SOCKS for 30% off your order.That’s L-U-M-I gummies dot com — code SOCKS.BetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socksSign up and get 10% off at betterhelp.com/socks.That’s B-E-T-T-E-R H-E-L-P dot com slash SOCKS

Air travel disasters and a two-minute missed flight that spirals into tipping and hotel drama. A fight over an armrest turns into questions about etiquette and trash. Surprising reveals about remote drivers helping self-driving cars. Robots, self-checkout tipping creep, and odd retail changes. Wild Winter Olympics moments and strange sports confessions.

Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.comThe guys spiral from a story about an 88-year-old man showing up to a hospital with a World War I bomb shell lodged in his rectum into debates about youth basketball prodigies, getting dunked on by Carmelo, and whether Punxsutawney Phil is a government plant. Then they dive into AI renting humans to run errands, voice-cloning kidnapping scams and anti j.o. propaganda videosThanks to: BetterHelp, Cash App, Factor, Mack Weldon, and Shopify for sponsoring the podcastBetterHelp – https://www.betterhelp.com/socks Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp dot com slash SOCKS.Cash App – Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions athttps://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visithttp://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures.Factor – https://www.factormeals.com/socks50offUse code SOCKS50OFF to get 50% off and free breakfast for a year.Mack Weldon – https://www.mackweldon.comget 20% off your first order of $125 or more with promo code SOCKS. Shopify – https://www.shopify.com/socksStart your business today with Shopify. 

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Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at patreon.com/stiffsockspod Bonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com02:34 – “2016 sucked”2:45 - Bakersfield Stripclubs17:48 – First open mics & bad outfits22:58 – First apartment stories33:54 – Internet heartthrobs & viral mugshots50:00 - Choppelgangers51:00 - Trevor and Fernando Mendoza????55:22 – Body cam footage55:00 – Sock Talk56:00 - Landman Scene breakdown59:00 - Creating Jingles 01:04:42 – Secret SockThanks to: ShipStation, Mint Mobile, and Ridge for sponsoring the podcastShipStation – shipstation.com Try ShipStation free for 60 days — full access, no credit card required Go to shipstation.com and use code SOCKSMint Mobile – mintmobile.com/socks Quit overspending on wireless Get 50% off Unlimited premium wireless —Ridge Wallet – ridge.com/stiffsocks Upgrade your wallet today Get 10% off with code STIFFSOCKS at ridge.com/stiffsocks #Ridgepod Review FTC ad disclosure rules: ftc.gov/influencers

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