Hamish & Andy

They reveal the results of a chaotic wedding game full of wild, rejected wedding pitches. They debate novelty wedding roles and cringe ideas like a T-shirt cannon bouquet and a golf-ball ring box. They discover UK research on the most attractive male dance and set up a blind dance contest with secret rules and outside judges.

Tricky wedding-planning challenges get devised, from a T-shirt cannon bouquet to a cheeky exes memory walk gag. A custom Guess Who keepsake and live acoustic aisle music are pitched as keepsakes. Listeners recall nostalgic sports stars and quirky Olympic moments. Golf sneaks into conversation through hidden clubs and a golf-themed ring delivery idea.

A re-pitch for buying a bee farm and the logistics of running a Manuka honey operation. A Price Is Right style game show idea competes with bee plans. Wedding planning chaos, groomsmen suits and a brooch-ranking stunt. A Siri name-pronunciation game sparks hilarious mispronunciations. A cheeky five-star health rating prank draws a stern legal reply.

Web Geezer Jez, longtime digital producer who spent 18 years with the team, shares big news about leaving and memorable on- and off-air moments. Conversations include where the recovered Bitcoin might be spent and wild spending ideas. They also riff on Liam Hemsworth’s bold tennis claim and plan a possible rooftop challenge. Nostalgic stories and comedic mishaps round out the chat.

The trio embarks on a hilarious heist in Mildura, aiming to discreetly lift a Suzuki Swift and a stairwell painting. With dubious disguises and a comical gas-leak cover story, miscommunications abound as they plan their grand theft auto-style operation. Chaos ensues during their pre-dawn stakeout, leading to amusing interactions with unsuspecting employees. As they execute their plan, the excitement builds, culminating in a triumphant getaway and a revealing final call. Expect laughter and unexpected twists throughout!

The guys are back with some thrilling heist plans from the Burg Bunker! They unveil the details of a cheeky security test at a business. Hamish shares a wild Uganda story involving some serious travel trouble. Meanwhile, their discussions about health star ratings for snacks lead to some laughs. Excitingly, they announce the discovery of a lost Bitcoin password and the potential giveaway of a Bitcoin to listeners. With loose ends wrapped up, anticipation builds for their next adventurous recount!

Magic Mike, a trivia enthusiast and quizmaster, shares his wild story about a past radio trivia scam that had everyone perplexed. The hosts dive into their surprising phone contact counts and reveal their staggering Uber stats. They also discuss a sneaky loophole leading to the launch of Hamish & Andy Plus+ and a festive Quizmas Time featuring Mike's trivia mastery. Plus, nostalgic conversations about peak 90s and early 2000s TV shows complete this entertaining chat full of laughs and revelations.

Hamish reveals a cringe-worthy mistake he made regarding a family purchase award. The hosts rock out in a festive final Jingle Joust, showcasing their musical talents. Hamish investigates the truth behind 'unlimited' popcorn offers at cinemas, unraveling some surprising fine print. Everyone's favorite stain-cleaning game returns as they play 'The Lady of Stain,' guessing tricky stains from callers' descriptions. Tune in for laughter, music, and a deep dive into the absurdities of everyday purchases!

Hamish hosts a humorous awards show for the most irrelevant purchases from his household cleanup. The highlights include a phone chin-rest device taking the top prize. Andy shares amusing 'upset' grievances, from household irritations to mismatched light bulbs. They delve into the seriousness of 'ball golf,' redefining traditional golf terminology. Hamish hilariously brands himself an 'angel' after a good deed, while Andy grapples with relationship dynamics revolving around chargers. It's a lively mix of laughter and relatable moments!

A French podcast catches attention by blatantly copying a segment, leading to a hilarious Segment Sleuth analysis. Andy shares amusing tales from their mind-bogglingly efficient golf trip in China with their friend Horgs. The ongoing 'parking game' debate heats up as both discuss tactics and listener encounters. They ponder what makes a celebrity truly beloved, referencing icons like Steve Irwin and David Attenborough. A surprising voicemail from Jeremy Irvine sparks a comical discussion about bathroom habits.