Sunday Papers

The Girl Scouts take a beating this week, our horoscope tells us to buy a Porsche on credit and we have a new rule about who is allowed to wear a thong to the beach.  Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Prince Harry gets his 1st real job; and his 1st boss who isn’t wearing a crown. Amazon drivers are shitting in packages and poor Ellen’s ratings have fallen by half.     Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Looking for more on Woody vs Mia? Not going to find it here! Instead we double up on Florida Man, shit on the Queen and pay our respects to the great Marvelous Marvin Hagler.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Piers vs Meghan, Woody vs Mia and Cuomo vs a whole bunch of people. The men are down 0-3 this week. Plus the Vatican is down a few hundred million. Where does the money go?           Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks to our sponsor, Audible (http://audible.com/papers). Episode 53. Wanna hear 2 middle aged white guys defend Woody Allen and Dr. Seuss? We're here for you! Also, the existential debate over what you would do if you found 70 lbs of cocaine on the beach.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanks to our sponsor, Audible (http://audible.com/papers). Episode 52. Relax, America: Gaga got her kidnapped dogs back, no one was injured when a Florida man threw an alligator into a Wendy’s drive-through and, according to Gibbons, Woody did NOTHING wrong.Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This week Mike defends Woody Allen and our producer Chris defends Qanon. In Fla two people dress as old women to get vaccinated and the new sex robots are here that come complete with bad attitudes. Follow Mike Gibbons on Twitter @GibbonsTime Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike Pays Greg the $400 he lost on the SB, The Boss gets busted, Aunt Jemima is cancelled and Family Circus finally owns up to being a sham.     Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike places a $400 bet with Greg on the Super Bowl. We also cover German sperm, a Jamaican weed shortage and a Florida Man who really commits.    Advertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mike is livid about the GameStop stock scandal. Greg’s not happy about Polish abortions. Both are a little disappointed in this week's Family Circus. Follow Mike Gibbons on Twitter @GibbonsTimeAdvertising Inquiries: https://redcircle.com/brandsPrivacy & Opt-Out: https://redcircle.com/privacy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices