

God Awful Movies
Puzzle in a Thunderstorm, LLC
Eli Bosnick, Heath Enwright, and Noah Lugeons team up for a weekly attempt to prove that if god existed, his PR couldn't possibly be this bad.
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Mar 24, 2026 • 1h 47min
549: The Divine Protector: Master Salt Begins
This week, we delve back into the world of the Happy Science Cult for one of their live action features; this one about a seasoning-based vengeance hero.===To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/

Mar 17, 2026 • 2h 7min
548: Restoring Grace
This week, Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Restoring Grace. It's Cara's second foray into the Wright family filmography and a terrifying new window into that family's kinks.---To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/

Mar 10, 2026 • 1h 32min
547: Chariots of the Gods
Dr. Alice Howarth and Michael Marshall join us to figure out if big stuff was aliens in a review of Chariots of the Gods. I won't spoil it.Hear more from them on the "Skeptics with a K" podcast: https://www.merseysideskeptics.org.uk/podcasts/skeptics-with-a-kCheck out The Skeptic UK: https://www.skeptic.org.uk/To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/

Mar 3, 2026 • 1h 47min
546: In God's Time
Heath Lambert, host of That's So Random and film pod pro, joins to critique In God's Time. They trace the watchmaker motif and Pulp Fiction-like structure. Scenes discussed include gritty apartment tropes, a truck-dwelling arc, AA dilemmas, sentimental flashbacks, and the film’s tidy spiritual wrap-up.

Feb 24, 2026 • 2h 10min
545: Commander Kellie and the Superkids: Sword
Zach (Zak), co-host of Jesus Stole Our Movies, brings his cult-film commentary and satanic-panic-era censorship know-how. The conversation skewers Commander Kelly and the Super Kids: Sword with bite-sized takes on awkward production, bizarre costumes, culty prayer scenes, and a baffling superweapon. Fast, funny, and full of incredulous reactions.

Feb 17, 2026 • 1h 36min
544: The Carpenter's Son
This week, we welcome Nic Cage back into our lives with an atheist review of The Carpenter's Son. It's a movie so nakedly blasphemous and divorced from its source material that we very nearly got upset on Christianity's behalf.To see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/

Feb 10, 2026 • 1h 42min
543: Hell and Mr. Fudge
Cara Santa Maria joins us for an atheist review of Hell and Mr. Fudge, another one of those "based on a true story" movies about a bunch of inscrutable church drama that makes no sense to people standing outside the religion.To see us (including Cara!) live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastIf you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/

Feb 3, 2026 • 2h 15min
542: No Safe Spaces
Lydia Smith, a researcher and fact-checker from Where There's Woke, and Thomas Smith, a context-minded commentator from the same show, join the conversation. They dig into No Safe Spaces' production backers and inflated cancellation claims. They examine campus controversies, PR stunts, and how footage and anecdotes are framed to trumpet a free-speech crisis.

Jan 27, 2026 • 2h 7min
541: Solarbabies
This week, we dive into the better-forgotten 1986 post-apocalyptic roller skating spectacular, Solarbabies. Cara Santa Maria joins us to send Secular Movie Month out with a bang.Check out more from Cara on the Talk Nerdy podcastTo see us live in San Francisco, click here: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/god-awful-movies-live-in-san-francisco-california-tickets-1976632374642If you’d like to make a per episode donation and get monthly bonus episodes, please check us out on Patreon: http://patreon.com/godawfulCheck out our other shows, The Scathing Atheist, The Skepticrat, Citation Needed, and D&D Minus.Our theme music is written and performed by Ryan Slotnick of Evil Giraffes on Mars. If you’d like to hear more, check out their Facebook Page: https://www.facebook.com/EvilGiraffesOnMars/Report instances of harassment or abuse connected to this show to the Creator Accountability Network here: https://creatoraccountabilitynetwork.org/

Jan 20, 2026 • 2h 13min
540: Fateful Findings
Join Katie and Alan from Werewolf Ambulance as they dive into the bizarre world of Neil Breen's Fateful Findings. Katie brings her candid humor while Alan adds sharp observations to discussions about Breen's unique filmmaking style. They explore everything from awkward intimacy and bizarre character interactions to the surreal symbolism of Breen's props. Expect laughter as they dissect cringe-worthy moments and reflect on the film's unintentional comedy. Finally, the duo considers the hilarity of Breen directing existing franchises!


