Therapy Gecko

A caller tells the story of getting fired from their dream job as an art teacher for unjust and possibly illegal reasons. We discuss whether or not the caller wants to pursue legal action after a series of negative experiences.Afterwards a man tells me of a journey involving 6 gallons of piss, a caller plans to get married at 19 as a “practice run”, and a final caller tells me what it was like being born without a butthole.Don’t worry about that weird thing you did. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how she made a fake tinder profile to get back at a guy who is now a close friend of hers. We discuss whether or not she should ever tell her friend that the profile was her.Afterwards a self-described shut in tells me how his isolation has started to get in the way of his life, a caller believes their life might be a scripted TV show, and a final caller is stuck on a rock…in a river…alone.I hope I can be a gecko and talk to people on the phone for at least 7 more years. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A return caller gives me an update on a conversation we had a year ago, and says he’s glad he chose not to follow my advice.Then a person confesses that they once drank human blood due to their struggle with saying no to people, a guy struggles to make sense of a coworker’s sexual advances in their workplace, and an aspiring rapper plays me an original song that got him fired from his day job.Google says there are 20 quadrillion ants in the world. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me the story of how he was kidnapped for ransom at the age of two in Iraq.Afterwards I speak with a tattoo artist living in Tokyo who felt inspired to call me after an acid trip, then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE in Nashville about how they overcame addiction and are starting their first day of work at the Hard Rock Cafe. Also I finished up my live show tour over the weekend and I am very grateful to the folks that came out. I’ll be doing more cities + going international in 2023, so look out. I am a gecko.Link to full Nashville video here: https://youtu.be/-_8IvKdgubU Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller believes he has achieved a greater understanding of humanity’s creator by creating a clay figure of himself and observing the figure live a life that the caller has envisioned for him. I promise it will make sense when you listen to it.Afterwards a caller discusses the trouble she has in dealing with her dementia patients, a European caller struggles to deal with a stalker, and a final caller navigates her attraction to older men.I am writing this description on the toilet. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

I am joined by the talented producer and DJ Alison Wonderland to talk to people on the phone as geckos. Callers include a pilot battling a DUI, an animator with unwavering imposter syndrome, a man who worships Taco Bell, a mother at the end of her rope with her unmotivated son, and other calls too.Calls start at: 14:27More Alison stuff here:  https://alisonwonderland.com/ Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me about the guilt he is feeling for reporting a local vape shop to the authorities for selling marijuana products. We discuss if there is anything he can do to rectify the situation.Afterwards a caller explains how some intense accusations about him and his teacher are affecting his chances of getting into college, a man on the roof a chicken hut fills me in on his sexual attraction to spaghetti,  and a final caller tries to navigate a Friends With Benefits situation.Don’t say “Bloody Mary” three times in the dark. Nothing happens. I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how living much of his life in virtual reality over the past 3 years has caused him to go from being a confident extrovert to lacking any real life social skills.Afterwards caller’s grandpa accidentally films his sex tape on a family vacation, a caller shares concerns over rumors about her childhood friend’s sexuality, and a caller tells me about how an activity known as “monkey time” has brought his friend group closer together.Then I talk to a person IN REAL LIFE who’s studying brain surgery at Harvard University as part of a series of street interviews I did on campus there.What should I do with my life? I am a gecko.Harvard University video here:  https://youtu.be/p8u9vohPLk0 Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller worries how his boyfriend might react to his “major explosive diarrhea” after returning from a work trip. We review his options.Afterwards a caller tells me how she is having trouble breaking up with her boyfriend, another caller is unsatisfied with the reactions they’ve received to their cancer diagnosis, and a couple brings me up to speed on an awkward situation they experienced at the orgy they just attended.Did you know a clam currently holds the record for the oldest living animal? I am a gecko. Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

A caller tells me how he is having a hard time forgiving himself for things he did when he was young. Despite him being 25 now, he is still not sure how to offset the problems he caused at the age of 12.Later a caller talks to me about cheeseburgers until he can’t anymore, a caller reflects on their dad and step-mom kicking them out of the house, a guy tells me about his fascination with his cat’s breath, and a final caller tries to make sense of her hatred toward furries.Then I talk to a guy who orchestrates luxury experiences for rich folks as part of a bunch of interviews I did on Miami Beach.Do you have any tips for getting sand out of a gecko suit?  I am a gecko.IRL video in Miami Beach: https://youtu.be/rbaBRVQ4ycY Tickets for my Therapy Gecko live show experience are available now around the universe RIGHT HERE: therapygeckotour.comSUPPORT THE LIZARD AGENDA: therapygecko.supercast.comFOLLOW ME ON GECKOGRAM: instagram.com/lyle4everGET WEIRD EMAILS FROM ME SOMETIMES BY CLICKING HERE.Follow me on Twitch to get a notification for when I’m live taking calls. Usually Mondays and Wednesdays but a lot of other times too. twitch.tv/lyleforeverSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.