Shit They Don’t Tell You with Nikki Limo and Steve Greene
Studio71
Comedians Nikki Limo & Steve Greene tell you everything they had to learn the hard way about becoming an adult. They explore topics ranging from relationships to purchasing a house to the pyramid that Nicolas Cage will eventually be buried in. Tune in every Thursday for deep dives into society’s expectation vs. the reality of it all, with all the useful information that you weren't taught in school! Nikki and Steve, along with YouTubers, experts, and celebrity guests make each episode helpful, hilarious and extraordinarily relatable.Subscribe to the ad-free version: https://stdty.supercast.tech/For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/us/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Jul 10, 2025 • 1h 6min
Beyonce's Grey Poupon, Rewriting Your Narrative, & Proper Lady Parts Care - ASK US ANYTHING
As Summer is now in full-swing and the Cowboy Carter Tour is almost at its conclusion, let's revisit a classic AUA episode about Beyonce's celebrity condiments, accepting inevitable life changes, and taking care of your body parts. This week, Nikki & Steve present sixty minutes of thoroughly unprofessional advice for all of your seasonal self-improvement needs.
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To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
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Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
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If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
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Jul 3, 2025 • 1h 6min
Fiery Foreplay, Passionate Posterior Photos, & Splashy Similes - ASK US ANYTHING
As we enter the hot, humid, heart of Summer, let us revisit a classic Mailbag episode full of shockingly useful information about mountain-top mammaries, deep-cut Iron Man references, and swimming pool analogies. Crank up the A/C, sip some ice-cold lemonade, and let both the season and the dulcet tones of Professors Limo and Greene wash over you.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
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Jun 26, 2025 • 47min
Influencer Inequalities, Whiny Wussies, & Noxious Nicknames - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
The insanity of Reddit Relationships returns, with a brand-new episode about uppity uggos, horny haters, and a story so silly it borders on insanity. Sit back and enjoy a cool lemonade on a hot summer afternoon as you let the waves of absurdity wash over you.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
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Jun 19, 2025 • 43min
International Intrigue, Soulmate Searches, & Trash TV - ASK US ANYTHING
We're back! In the midst of an insanely busy Summer full of travel, poker, but zero clubs, we are back with a mailbag episode full of relationship turmoil, twenty-something identity crises, and high praise for TV shows where competitive coupling is a thing. Enjoy!
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
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Jun 12, 2025 • 1h 9min
POKER'S LIFE LESSONS REVISITED
As the WSOP continues, we're revisiting a classic Sh*t episode when Nikki was just getting into her all-consuming obsession: poker. Whether it's bad beats, flops, or reckless tilts, Professor Limo gives you all the information you need, to not only play a better game of poker, but live a better life. And yes, that's a disgustingly saccharine sentiment. But it's 100% true, damnit. So shut up, accept it, and start practicing your poker chip tricks.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
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Jun 5, 2025 • 1h 31min
THE TALL TALE OF NIKKI LIMO vs. THE WORLD SERIES OF POKER
As the 2025 World Series of Poker heats up Las Vegas and leaves Nikki Limo otherwise detained this week, we revisit that crazy Monday in June of 2022 when Nikki competed in the 53rd Annual World Series of Poker, her first-ever World Series of Poker competition. By the end of the tournament, she placed 4th in a pool of 5,715 entries, winning $116,568.00 and setting the poker world on fire. How, you may ask, did she arrive at this astonishing accomplishment just a year after starting to take poker seriously? This week's classic episode of Sh*t is all about that amazing journey. Enjoy.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 29, 2025 • 45min
Anxious Asexuals, Missing Maids of Honor, & Savage Succubi - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
If you've ever wanted to hear about Steve's thoughts on self-love, Nikki's thoughts on vibrators, and both of their thoughts on Steve bringing a solid 5 out of 10 to the bedroom on a regular basis, this week's episode awaits...
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 22, 2025 • 1h 5min
MANIFESTATION 2.0
Way back when, in July of 2023, we recorded an episode called "Is Manifestation Real?" Over the past several years, Nikki's life has essentially answered that question in the affirmative. If you don't believe that, give a listen to this week's episode. And then go to bed tonight thinking of something you really want in life. Do it. And then let us know what happens at podcast@nikki.limo. We kinda think you'll be pleasantly surprised.
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
May 15, 2025 • 47min
Titillating Texts, Hinge Humiliations, & Amorous Athletes - RELATIONSHIP REDDITS
Summer is almost upon us! A time of beaches! Dining al fresco! Watching sunsets! Smooching people! And what better way to welcome the arrival of dating season than reading about crazy-ass relationship drama from Reddit. So sit back, relax, and enjoy the show...
Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
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May 8, 2025 • 42min
A-Hole Aunties, Pimple Put-Downs, & Mammary Madness - AM I THE A**HOLE?
The judiciary is in the news quite a bit these days, so in honor of that third branch of government, let us judge the ever-loving hell out of crappy relatives, skincare snobs, and dudes who do it all for the nookie. Prepare yourself for another epic AITA ep with the honorable Judge Limo and Judge Greene holding court.
Big news! Nikki is now an ambassador for Club WPT Gold! Check out: https://clubwptgold.com and use code NIKKI to sign up!
Follow the podcast on Insta: @shttheydonttellyou
Follow Nikki on Insta: @NikkiLimo
Follow Steve on Insta: @SteveGreeneComedy
To visit our Patreon: http://www.patreon.com/stikki
To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/STDTYPodYouTube
Don’t forget to subscribe to the podcast for free wherever you're listening, or by using this link: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
If you want to support the show, and get all our episodes ad-free go to: https://stdty.supercast.tech/
If you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: http://bit.ly/ShtTheyDontTellYou
To submit your questions/feedback, email us at: podcast@nikki.limo
To call in with questions/feedback, leave us a voicemail at: (765) 734-0840
To watch more Nikki & Steve on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/nikkilimo
To watch more of Nikki talking about Poker: https://www.twitch.tv/trickniks
To check out Nikki's Jewelry Line: https://kittensandcoffee.com
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