The Musers The Podcast
Cumulus Podcast Network
The Musers The Podcast is your weekly shot of absurdity, insight, and unforgettable banter from George Dunham, Craig “Junior” Miller, and Gordon Keith—the iconic voices behind the award-winning morning show on “The Ticket” in Dallas-Fort Worth.From offbeat observations to moments of real insight, The Musers have spent decades entertaining generations of listeners with their unmatched chemistry and razor-sharp wit. Now, each week, The Musers The Podcast brings you the best of their on-air brilliance along with exclusive podcast-only segments and moments you won’t hear anywhere else.If you grew up on The Ticket or are just discovering the weird and wonderful rhythm of mornings with The Musers, this is your must-hear destination for Junior, Jub-Jub, and Gordo.Part of The Cumulus Podcast Network.
Episodes
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Nov 5, 2025 • 1h 3min
Amish Sex Robots - Episode 20
The Musers hit episode 20 with a weirdly hilarious look at sex bots and how real connection might be dying - Gordo’s favorite kind of wild thought, one that quickly turns into laughs, knee-jerk freak-outs across age groups, then moments that feel kinda heavy, like staring into nothing.
Kicks off with emails from listeners before shifting gears into a mix of laughs and heavy thoughts on tech, feeling alone, yet somehow keeping humor alive while talking about how actual connections are slowly falling apart.
Gordo wonders out loud about robot partners, fake bodies with heat tech, also what happens when you sit back while your pair of pleasure bots get busy.
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Oct 30, 2025 • 1h 7min
Cowboys Weekly Edition (vs Cardinals)
The Cowboys are under scrutiny after a disappointing loss in Denver. Hosts dissect the team's defensive identity and whether coaching adjustments can turn it around. They analyze how Sean Payton exploited the Cowboys' weaknesses and reflect on Dak Prescott's pressured performance. A nostalgic dive into the 1975 Cowboys adds intrigue, while they consider roster changes to improve the run defense. As they gear up for a challenging match against the Cardinals, the hosts share their cautious outlook on the season ahead.
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Oct 29, 2025 • 55min
Gambling with Beer Enemas - Episode 19
The hosts dive into America’s gambling culture, exploring NBA scandals and their own betting misadventures. They discuss the blurred line between friendly wagers and serious problems, revealing the emotional rollercoaster of wins and losses. Personal stories about blackjack and horse racing add humor and nostalgia, while Michael Jordan's gambling reputation sparks intrigue. Expect philosophical insights on whether gambling parallels alcohol, and predictions for future stadium-casino hybrids that could reshape fan experiences.
Oct 23, 2025 • 1h 7min
Cowboys Weekly Edition (at Broncos)
October 23, 2025 -Your Football Friends, George and Bob, break down the 44–22 win over Washington, a complete performance that saw the defense wake up, Dak go surgical, and Schotty pull his first true head-coach flex. They dive deep into the balance between man and zone coverage, the rebirth of the pass rush, and the weird, inevitable Cowboys soap opera around Trevon Diggs. Plus: Daron Bland’s breakout, the offensive chemistry between Dak and CeeDee, the case for a trade deadline splash, and a nostalgic detour through Super Bowl XII. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 22, 2025 • 1h 8min
Impersonations - Episode 18
October 22, 2025 - This week, the Musers bring in the master of voices himself, Frank Caliendo, for a conversation about impersonations, impressions, and everything in between. Frank joins Gordon, George, and Craig to dissect what makes a great impression tick, discuss the fine line between “impersonation” and “impression,” and trade hilarious stories from his decades on stage and TV. From fake Jerry Jones to confused Terry Bradshaw to the art of adding character to a voice, it’s a laugh-filled hour of comedy craft, friendship, and the usual Musers' good time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 16, 2025 • 1h 1min
Cowboys Weekly Edition (vs Commanders)
Another week, another defensive disaster. The Cowboys go to Carolina and somehow make Rico Dowdle look like Jim Brown. George and Bob dig into how the league’s most “draft-and-develop” franchise has drafted everything but defensive linemen who can play, and why that conveyor belt of cheap labor has officially come off the tracks. There’s Dak praise, defensive despair, a Cowboys Band time capsule, and one very random debate about 'Georges' and 'Bobs' in NFL history. It’s all part of riding it out through a season that’s testing even the most faithful Cowboys fans. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 15, 2025 • 56min
Riding It Out - Episode 17
October 15, 2025 - In this honest and hilariously self-incriminating episode, The Musers tackle one of life’s most universal habits: riding it out. From busted headphones and leaking faucets to haunted garages and never-ending “maybe piles,” Gordon, George, and Craig confess the dumb, small, maddening things they’ve avoided fixing for years. It’s part therapy session, part roast, and part celebration of human laziness, wrapped in the familiar warmth and banter that’s defined 30 years of friendship (and procrastination). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 9, 2025 • 1h 8min
Cowboys Weekly Edition (at Panthers)
October 9, 2025 - George Dunham and Bob Sturm break down the Cowboys’ bounce-back win over the Jets, marvel at an injury-ravaged O-line that dominated anyway, and rave about Dak’s command of Brian Schottenheimer’s offense. Then, a trip down memory lane with the forgotten Dallas Cowboys Band, plus a look ahead to the Carolina matchup and what the defense still has to fix. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 8, 2025 • 1h 3min
Cheating Death - Episode 16
October 8, 2025 - From near-miss bike crashes and choking on hot dogs to a terrifying mid-air dive at 25,000 feet, Craig Miller, George Dunham and Gordon Keith swap their wildest “I probably shouldn’t be here” stories. Equal parts harrowing and hilarious, it’s the Musers at their most mortal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
Oct 2, 2025 • 1h 9min
Cowboys Weekly Edition (at Jets)
October 2, 2025 - George Dunham and Bob Sturm (aka: Football Friends) come to terms with just how "wheels off" this Dallas Cowboys season has shaped up, digging into the 40-40 tie with the Packers. Plus a preview of the Jets game and Bob presents some Cowboys trivia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices
