The Musers The Podcast

They unpack key takeaways from the NFL owners meetings and why a new offensive mind is already winning trust. The conversation pivots to a linebacker-heavy draft board, profiling Ohio State stars and other top prospects for picks 12 and 20. They also debate contract maneuvering around a big receiver, Jerry Jones’ public tactics, and whether Dallas has another roster move coming.

April 1, 2026 - With his trusty Gunner stuck wearing the “Cone of Shame,” George turns Episode 37 into a conversation about pets and the outsized impact they have on your life and family. If that sounds like an hour of one thing, think again. There are Junior’s runaway dogs, Gordo’s charming parakeet tale, and Jub wandering into a Star Wars question that may offend a few along the way. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

March 26, 2026 - Your Football Friends run through the Cowboys’ latest round of mostly modest offseason moves, from Sam Howell and Cobie Durant to what Rashan Gary really changes, while also digging into the technique side of pass rushing and why coaching may matter as much as raw talent for a guy like Sam Williams; they like some of what Dallas has added, but the bigger takeaway is that this still feels like a team doing a lot of patching and a little too little solving, especially at linebacker. Then they get into the bizarre Maxx Crosby almost-trade, what Dallas was reportedly willing to give up, whether the price should come down now that the Baltimore deal blew up, and how the whole thing may have nudged the Cowboys toward Gary in the first place, before closing on the rising receiver market and what it could mean for a future George Pickens deal. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

March 25, 2026 - The Musers return from spring break with stories from the road, including one all-time bathroom standoff, then wander into a conversation about fandom and how sports, music, and politics all seem to bring out the same kind of passionate, slightly unhinged behavior. Plus, the college baseball story that gave this episode its title. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Sharp takes on Dallas’ early off-season shopping, from defensive overhaul moves to roster fit questions. They break down trade drama around Maxx Crosby and how NFL physicals can reshape deals. Conversation covers defensive line reshuffling, safety upgrades, and quarterback depth behind Dak. Closing thoughts wonder whether bigger swings are still coming as the market evolves.

Gordo’s Corner returns with short, offbeat riffs on step‑sibling relationships and social awkwardness. They react to Jim Carrey’s public persona and male plastic surgery trends. Gross viral hotel hacks and filthy room stories spark lively disgust. Surprising animal contest scandals and moral thought experiments about war, time travel, and teleportation round out the weird grab‑bag.

Craig "Junior" Miller, longtime Dallas radio voice and Musers personality, debates the Cowboys' ownership-as-GM setup and whether that structure can win big. The conversation covers Dallas' huge revenue edge, surprisingly low player spending, cap strategies, and what a true win-now approach would require. They also explore roster trades, safety and linebacker targets, and whether change hinges on ownership.

They trade hilarious stories about impostors, sports impersonations, and a Jason Witten prank. They remember teachers, counselors, and a philosophy professor who shifted life paths. They tour a sports exhibit, debate athletic sacrifice and inspiration, and riff on legendary broadcasters and overblown movie myths.

Dominic Robinson, draft analyst and college talent evaluator, breaks down Dallas' draft decision points and roster fits. He debates keeping picks at 12 and 20 versus trading back. Conversation covers modern defensive priorities, hybrid safeties, top pass rush targets, and whether the Cowboys can land two immediate defensive starters.

They debate birth-order stereotypes with funny personal stories. Firstborn responsibility, middle-child identity struggles, and youngest-child creativity come up. Tales of imaginary friends, driveway parenting mistakes, and inheritance vs sibling rivalry add color. They even imagine how a blended-family dating scandal might play out.