Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? And Other Crimes
Who shat on the floor at my wedding? And other crimes
Who Shat On The Floor At My Wedding? was a question shared by brides Helen McLaughlin and Karen Whitehouse after they tied the knot on 11 August, 2018 on a boat in Amsterdam. It was a question that launched a podcast, which led to the hiring of unqualified detective Lauren Kilby, the purchase of a €99 lie detector, and the bothering of some of the world’s best forensic experts - all in an attempt to find out “poo dunnit”. For season 2, the investigative trio take on a brand new mystery set in Sweden (Scandi Noir if you will) called The Case Of The Tiny Suit/Case. For season 3, the unqualified detectives attempt to solve real non-crime crimes and ridiculous mysteries submitted by YOU - our precious listeners. Their selection criteria for new cases is simple: “Anything the police laugh at is a case for us.” And because ‘time is money’, all cases need to be cracked within 24 hours. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 18, 2025 • 46min
S3 E13 Santa Snatcher
On 14th December 2019, a child-sized decorative Santa vanished from The Strawberry Hall pub in Dublin.But this wasn’t your average festive felony.Within 24 hours, photos of the kidnapped Santa began appearing on a dedicated Instagram account, mocking the pub, and taunting Ireland.And then came the twist no one was prepared for.
Santa wasn’t just stolen…
he was being held for ransom.
For €5,000, to be precise.As the investigation deepens, the plot thickens with every clue. Was this the work of opportunistic thieves? A carefully orchestrated prank? Or most disturbingly - was this an inside job?It’s beginning to look a lot like… evidence.Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmyweddingFollow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenesSound design by @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 4, 2025 • 31min
S3 E12 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Four
In the tense finale of Rural Rectal Rampage, we finally meet the shadowy figure pulling the strings behind the entire scandal.A seemingly simple confrontation unravels into something far more complex… an unexpected motive that forces everyone to rethink everything they thought they knew about the crime… and about themselves.As we piece together the true intent behind the Rampage, we arrive at a dangerous crossroads:
is our duty simply to solve crimes…or has this investigation pushed us toward actually committing one?Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmyweddingFollow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes.Sound design by @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Dec 4, 2025 • 35min
S3 E11 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Three
A prime suspect suddenly blocks Karen from all form of communication, disappearing without a trace. Meanwhile, a reckless pyramid scheme involving teenagers spirals wildly out of control, taking the case to fresh levels of unprofessionalism.Desperate for answers, Karen takes stalking to bold new heights, while Lauren conducts a final high pressure interrogation that could make or break the entire investigation.Who truly set the Rural Rectal Rampage in motion, and what twisted mind wakes up one day and chooses this life?Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmyweddingFollow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenesSound design by @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 20, 2025 • 42min
S3 E10 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part Two
The investigation reaches new levels of desperation. We find ourselves loitering outside a school, attempting to brief two teenagers on an undercover mission. We consult a nurse about the medical implications of anal insertions. And out of nowhere, a mysterious stranger appears with divine intervention.But nothing prepares us for the final question....is this scandal confined to Chipping Norton…or is it far bigger than we ever imagined?Support us on Patreon http://patreon.com/whoshatontheflooratmyweddingFollow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes.Sound design by @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Nov 6, 2025 • 37min
S3 E9 Rural Rectal Rampage - Part One
The quiet streets of Chipping Norton are no longer at peace. A phantom prankster - or an organised ring of pranksters - is targeting local stores and tagging innocent household items with stickers that say “for rectal use only.”As the town’s elderly residents grow increasingly distraught, the pressure mounts on Detective LK and KW to put an end to the madness. Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes.
Sound design by @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 22, 2025 • 42min
S3 E8 Doggy Bag - Part Two
Just as Detective LK and KW thought they were closing in on the truth, one shocking revelation blows the whole case wide open.Confusion mounts, new leads emerge, and a tender goodbye is said to Joao, the four legged creature at the heart of the story.Buckle up for the ride - the mystery of this canine's demise is far from over.Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes.
Sound design by @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Oct 8, 2025 • 46min
S3 E7 Doggy Bag - Part One
Through a dark twist of fate a dead dog named Joao vanishes in the most unlikely theft imaginable.A bizarre mistake spirals into a rollercoaster of chaos, deception, and the relentless hunt for answers. Each revelation pulls us deeper into shadows where nothing is as it seems.Set against the glittering façade of Paris’s Champs-Élysées, one haunting question lingers: will justice for Joao ever be found?Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes.
Sound design by @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 24, 2025 • 51min
S3 E6 Who Shat In My Dishwasher?
Veronica’s Saturday morning began like any other, quiet and unremarkable. But by midday, her home had transformed from a place of comfort to a scene of unspeakable violation.The dishwasher, once a symbol of cleanliness, was now a crime scene.Who shat in Veronica's dishwasher and why? A simple yet extremely effective process of elimination proving that we are really good detectives, will uncover the shocking truth.Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Sep 10, 2025 • 45min
S3 E5 Human v. Bear - Part Two
In the trial of Human v. Bear, Karen and Detective LK face the intense challenge of becoming opposing lawyers. Will the bears 'zips' be the defence's downfall? Will the muffin top theory topple the prosecution? What will the jury decide?One thing is clear. A verdict will be reached. And there is a lot at stake.Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes.
Sound design by @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
Aug 28, 2025 • 39min
S3 E4 Human v. Bear - Part One
In 2023, photos of a sun bear at Hangzhou Zoo in Eastern China broke the internet. Why? Because the bear was waving and looked suspiciously like a bloke in a ill-fitted bear suit.But what is the truth, is this an authentic sun bear or a human in disguise?To get to the bottom of it, the unqualified detectives call in the experts: animatronic bear suit specialist Nik Williams and Dr. Wong, CEO of the Bornean Sun Bear Foundation.But the deeper they dig, the stranger it gets. Suspicions, motives, and questions are piling up. There is only one solution: temporarily hang up the detective hats, don the lawyer robes, and stage a full trial with a jury to settle the matter once and for all.Follow us on Instagram @whoshatontheflooratmywedding for case evidence and behind-the-scenes content.
Sound design by @juanthummler Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
