

No Such Thing As A Fish
No Such Thing As A Fish
The official channel for the show about everything: four dorks discuss the most amazing facts they’ve learned over the last seven days.
The multi award-winning, globe-travelling, 600-million-download phenomenon. Hosted by Dan Schreiber, James Harkin, Andrew Hunter Murray and Anna Ptaszynski.
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20 snips
Apr 9, 2026 • 55min
No Such Thing As The God of Snooze Buttons
Anne Miller, children's author and former QI producer, stops by to chat. She dives into obscure Greek bean deities and rituals. The conversation hops to comic strip rescue, Popeye and Mario origins. They also explore naked mole-rat social roles and strange myths like Tantalus and Lew Wallace's snooze-button rumor.

68 snips
Apr 5, 2026 • 29min
Little Fish: The Body Of A Young Paul Newman
They dive into the artist behind dogs playing poker and seaside cutout inventions. A surprising joint poet identity is revealed. Polar exploration survival and grim diets get dissected. A quirky quiz calculates how many peacocks or laser pens it would take to destroy Earth. Odd historical nuggets include peculiar last meals, morgue safety, medieval Colosseum homes, and bizarre time zone stories.

55 snips
Apr 2, 2026 • 59min
No Such Thing As Elizabeth I's Burnt Umber
Angela Barnes, comedian and writer known for her stand-up and synesthesia stories, chats about how numbers and letters have colours and personalities for her. The conversation jumps to spatial thought, rare sensory overlaps like mirror-touch, and quirky royal tales about who could touch Elizabeth I. They also race through F1 oddities, historical ale remedies and colourful anecdotes from royal protocol.

36 snips
Mar 29, 2026 • 29min
Little Fish: The Cat Is Banging On The Door
They trade bizarre listener-submitted facts about Stonehenge and an ancient road, a 2014 Canadian snack origin, and a failed UFO museum crowdfunding. They cover shocking animal stories from falling poodles to escaped hamsters delaying a flight, talk cow friendships and sticky dead geckos, and riff on misleading names, historical remedies, and random studio interruptions.

59 snips
Mar 26, 2026 • 57min
No Such Thing As Doing A Solzhenitsyn
Daliso Chaponda, a stand-up comedian and Britain's Got Talent finalist, shares lively stories and comic takes. He talks about epic Bible smuggling tales, Lake Malawi's explosive cichlid diversity, a quirky 1949 British spacesuit design, and Freddie Mercury's Scrabble habits. Short, funny, and packed with strange historical and scientific curiosities.

43 snips
Mar 22, 2026 • 29min
Little Fish: The Rat Ticklers Need Me
Short tales of a Swedish snow sculpture rivalry and Galileo’s clues about Jupiter’s insides. A bizarre parade tactic uses boneless chicken to deter birds. A golf ball once got classified as a fungus to poke fun at taxonomy. Certified rat ticklers and a Victorian coat that turns into a boat also get a mention.

59 snips
Mar 19, 2026 • 1h
No Such Thing As A Shakespeare Burger
Nina Conti, comedian and professional ventriloquist, discusses the history and craft of ventriloquism and her film Sunlight. Short, lively takes on ancient ventriloquist rituals, technical tricks for hiding plosives, and convention life. Conversation wanders into theatrical pranks, Shakespearean textual quirks, and royal anecdotes.

17 snips
Mar 15, 2026 • 29min
Little Fish: Release The Naughty List
They dig into a politician named Santa Claus and quirky North Pole local government. Strange transport trivia about the Northern line and London's extreme stations gets explored. Tales include a wartime magazine mix-up with a photographed baby, Apollo 13 engineering drama, and a newly discovered canyon under Greenland. Odd tech and animal facts round out the conversation.

62 snips
Mar 12, 2026 • 57min
No Such Thing As The Official Podcast Of Wyoming
Mary Roach, bestselling science writer known for curious, deeply reported books, chats about replaceable body parts and odd forensic methods. They explore early blood banks, how moss and pollen can place people, and the strange history of breast implants. Brief, surprising stories weave through state symbols, smells and a Montana bear survival tale.

31 snips
Mar 8, 2026 • 30min
Little Fish: I am Dorkus, Queen of the Dorks
Listener-submitted curiosities drive weird history and science tales. Topics include 3D-printed buildings and statue restoration, towering fig roots versus redwoods, and London’s Underground overlapping Victorian crimes. They swap theme-park and tree-climbing memories, explore ancient yo-yo toys, mass pollination by trucked bees, and a bizarre 1874 plan to send corpses to Vesuvius.


