Keith and The Girl
Keith Malley
Keith and The Girl (est. March, 2005) is a fast-paced comedy show that talks about EVERYTHING. KATG host and Podcasting Hall of Fame inductee Keith Malley and guests talk openly about their lives including topics such as their relationships, religion and atheism, the LGBT community, love, hate, fights, racism, feminism, weed and other drug use, family, and any comfortable or uncomfortable topic.
Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere.
KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications.
Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world.
"You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people."
-Marc Maron
The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as the late Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Bowen Yang (SNL), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert), and many others!
KATG has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more!
Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life.
L'chaim.
Keith creates an aggressive but safe place for his guests to share intimate and never-been-told stories and promotes a frank and hilarious atmosphere.
KATG is known for its rabid and supported fan-base. In fact, over 150 audience members have tattooed and, literally, branded themselves with KATG-related body modifications.
Top names in the industry credit the Keith and The Girl show for being pioneers in the podcasting world.
"You guys got me started to begin with. You were the original podcasting people."
-Marc Maron
The show - which has been available for two decades with over 3,800 episodes, the most of any podcast in history - continues with such greats as the late Gilbert Gottfried (Aladdin, Problem Child), Bowen Yang (SNL), Jim Norton (Opie and Anthony), Doug Stanhope (The Howard Stern Show, Louie), Ilana Glazer (Broad City), Phoebe Robinson (Two Dope Queens), Hannibal Buress (Broad City, TAG), Kevin Allison (Risk!, The State), Mike Lawrence (Conan), Eugene Mirman (Bob's Burgers), Matteo Lane (Late Show with Stephen Colbert), and many others!
KATG has appeared on the cover of The Village Voice and the Keith and The Girl show has been featured in The New York Times, The Wall Street Journal, Playboy, Mashable, Cosmopolitan, Maxim, Bloomberg Businessweek, New York Observer, Glamour, and more!
Download an episode of KATG. Subscribe to the podcast. Change your life.
L'chaim.
Episodes
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Jan 13, 2026 • 1h 7min
3957: Previously On: This Is America (Here We Go)
An ICE agent’s unjustifiable murdering of a woman in a car was caught on multiple cameras. Will it matter? (Fuck you too, Vanilla Ice. You’re not cute.) Keith learns that he owes his dad his life because his dad came inside his mother; and, speaking of dumbness, Keith discusses Craig Klein trying to put Keith down for working at a bar. This one’s for the renegades.
Jan 1, 2026 • 1h 18min
3956: The Lord’s Work
As we ring in 2026 and take a break trudging through the finale of Stranger Things, Keith discusses the shocking stories that ended 2025: The brutal murder of the great Rob Reiner!; John Cena tapping out to a wrestling up-and-comer during his own retirement match!; over 65% of people saying they prefer ranch over blue cheese!!! Keith also talks about the 3-year anniversary of his mom’s proven ascension into Heaven as described by his father as well as sports players and commentators not understanding what microphones do. Oh, and Keith confronted a bar customer that liked to make jokes about if they’d tip or not.
Dec 10, 2025 • 1h 6min
3955: Useful Joy (God Is the Greatest)
Sunshiner Keith Malley returns to discuss the big news: KEITH FINISHED AND WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Keith also shares other big news of the year, namely his iTunes Replay ‘25 (#1 song: GAYLE’S abcdefu) and his YouTube 2025 Recap (#1 Channel: Midnight Across America). Keith also plays the McDonald’s manager’s live 911 call that turned in insurance CEO shooter Luigi Mangione and the video of the unapologetically racist Wisconsin Cinnabon worker who yelled hate at customers despite Cinnabon’s 0% tolerance policy against racial hate. Keith reviews Wicked: For Good and Stranger Things: Season 5 - Part 1, and he probably isn’t pleased. He’s okay though; HE WON A GAME OF MADDEN 26 WITH AN ONLINE STRANGER! Oh, and his dad wrote him.
Dec 1, 2025 • 52min
3954: Keep Pounding (Fire Tomlin)
In this very special KATG episode (sure, why not?), Keith goes solo to discuss the Pittsburgh Steelers first losing season in two decades, his interaction with ICE, and the GOP staffer who faked being zip-tied and abused by anti-Trumpers. While Megyn Kelly doubles down on defending Trump with underage girls, flu hospitalizations reach its highest rate in 15 years and Marjorie Taylor Greene resigns from Congress. Also, Keith’s TV disease made him watch Squid Game: The Challenge 2, and he needs to share what he saw with you like it’s The Ring. He also talks about the Stranger Things’ Hopper vs. Eleven and competency porn (aka The Pitt).
Nov 17, 2025 • 1h 57min
3953: Rini w/ Myq Kaplan
Myq Kaplan, stand-up comedian known for rapid-fire, wordplay-driven sets, returns to promote a new special and talk personal life. He riffs on public bravado, media failures, online extremes, and how social media rewards controversy. He also digs into relationship dynamics with Rini, intimacy, and the creative process behind a love-focused special.
Nov 14, 2025 • 55min
3952: A Penny Earned w/ Calvin Cato
If you’re in NYC (the second greatest city on Earth) check out his debut stand-up special in person! Say hi! Meanwhile, catch up the C.C. right now as Cato and Keith discuss the government's reopening, Calvin’s butt closing, and Keith wondering if he’s being respected at home. The duo talks about therapy, dating debacles, and deliberately smelling your own socks after a fruitful day. Cheers.
Nov 6, 2025 • 1h 8min
3951: Let’s Get Kraken!
It’s a personal show featuring you and Keith. He’s got news! And sports! Keith reminisces on how he started his relationship with Liz two years ago and how he recently celebrated Halloween with her daughter. He also contemplates the future of this country following Election Day, has his eye on JD Vance and Erika Kirk, and discusses what is now officially the longest government shutdown in history.
Oct 27, 2025 • 1h 24min
3950: Beat Life to Death w/ Jono Zalay
Jono Zalay returns to KATG for a big life catch-up featuring football, marriage, death, and Bruce Springsteen.
Oct 26, 2025 • 1h 12min
3949: 6 7 w/ Danny Vega
Danny Vega and Keith, frenemies from way back, discuss some anger-inducing Am I the Assholes as well as cover the origins of the satanic demon ritual 6 7, President Trump commuting George Santos’s 7-year/$400,000 fraud sentence, and Amazon breaking the planet. Enjoy!
Oct 25, 2025 • 1h 29min
3948: Puzzled w/ Zach Sherwin, Bianca Brady, and ListenerLiz
It’s a show of geniuses! And Keith’s here too! New York Times crossword puzzle creator Zach Sherwin joins Keith alongside the great Bianca Brady and Keith’s ladyfriend Liz. It’s all your pals breaking down love, dating, puzzles, job interviews, and thumb sucking.
