The Fifth Column (private feed for bitterone31droid@googlemail.com)

Kmele Foster, Michael Moynihan, and Matt Welch
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Mar 18, 2024 • 1h 49min

Members Only #204 - Amplification Accusation: The Dumbest Debate Ever?

* Norm the Nosy Neighbor* A terrible coinage* Did Moynihan kick off this idiocy? Probably!* Why did we “amplify” a popular internet documentary that we didn’t like?* We should have disliked the thing we already disliked even more* Getting clicks is always more important than adhering to the unwritten colleague code* The only was to redeem for insufficient dislike of… Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.
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Mar 16, 2024 • 1h 16min

#446 - Tik Tok Flip Flop, Porn-Free Texas, Democracy-Free Russia

* Too much toilet paper* A subway shooting in Brooklyn* BTW, dude isn’t dead* Mike Tyson might kill that YouTube guy with the dumb earrings* On banning Tik Tok * Texans have no porn* Who will win the Russian elections????* Anti-Italian cable descramblers and freaky phones* Malaysian monitors Russian election from basement apartment in Malaysia* That’s not what democracy looks like* A Fani update* Repent for not disliking it enough Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.
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Mar 7, 2024 • 1h 28min

#445 - Women Glow, Men Plunder (w/ Josh Szeps)

* How the Fifth Column helped destroy Josh’s public radio career* People who started on “our side” but went around the bend…* Consistency, people * The shrinking of acceptable American opinion* Sure, we all have our own biases…but…* Echo chambers and media fragmentation * Right wing “cancel culture”* Florida cancels DEI departments. Good or bad?* MSNBC panel: “Immigrants in Virginia? LOL!”* “And btw, crime isn’t real”The Uncomfortable Conversations Substack (and new YouTube channel) Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.
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Mar 6, 2024 • 1h 11min

#203 - Old Pee Eyes is Back

* Birthdays was the worst days, now Coen drinks champagne when he’s thirstay* Stolen packages * 9-0…but not really* Disaster for democracy!* We’re worried about Keith Olbermann* Disastrous polls for Ol’ Joe* The RAGE and the pride* As always, Trump is raising money* Keith is crying piss* A bizarro time machine * Some dating advice for (MAGA?) Mary Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.
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Mar 2, 2024 • 2h 1min

#444 - We Sell Sanctuary

* The worst Scouse accent ever* Blackfishing * Trump and Tish* Lawyers and lawfare* A lunatic DEI artifact from…that company* Congress’s Venceremos Brigade* The immigrant song* The lads disagree…* With burning concern* Fetterman, Mitch, Biden, Tucker again* Matt Remke getting worked* And so much more! Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.
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Feb 26, 2024 • 1h 38min

Members Only #202 - The End of Vice

* Back to New York * Subways and free markets* Milei pisses on mercantilism, MAGA types don’t notice* The Foxconn con * The rise and fall of Vice* No one talks about the content…they should * Funny, QAnon all the time doesn’t make money * Shane Gillis om SNL* Nora Dunn and Dice* The people will always decide* A very specific digression on Kansas City. Sorry. * Revisiting that … Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.
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Feb 22, 2024 • 1h 15min

Members Only #201 - The Sounds of Blackness

Matt calls in from a murder motel in Southern California that doesn’t really have wifi. He saves a few bucks. Kmele and Moynihan do the heavy lift. Everybody wins. A few topics discussed:* Houthi bodegas* Industrial policy schizophrenia* Will Kmele join the “back to Africa” movement?* Ujamma and Nyerere’s stash * The Fighting Sullivans (and no, the youngest wasn’… Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.
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Feb 16, 2024 • 1h 17min

#443 - Take a Load off Fani / RIP Alexei

* The Fani Willis train wreck* Daddy and the sacks of cash * $9,999* Russian McDonalds is so good that Tucker doesn’t care about freedom of the press* The political pilgrim* The murder of Alexei Navalny* A wave of whataboutism* Are your 19 year old daughters about to be drafted to fight in Gaza?* Time to retreat from the world?* OpenAI videos are sort of terrifying* Free Rachel Dolezal Kwame Nkrumah Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.
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Feb 14, 2024 • 1h 33min

Members Only #200 - The Anti-Racist Headset

Kmele gets an Apple Vision Thing because of he course he does. And he wears it the whole episode because of course he does. It’s a racist product, btw. And Bobby Jr’s Super Bowl ad was good. And Matt likes Usher, it seems. And certain conservatives like visiting and praising dirtbag dictatorships. And in case you hadn’t noticed, Joe Biden thinks it’s 19… Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.
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Feb 11, 2024 • 2h 10min

#442 - In Defense of Colorblindness (w/ Coleman Hughes)

We’re back with two episodes smashed into one! So if you have a spare two hours… First up, our friend Coleman Hughes returns for a one-on-one conversation with Kmele about his brand-new book The End of Race Politics, which you should buy immediately. Also: Coleman was on Bill Maher’s show on Friday, most of which is available on YouTube.After an hour with Coleman, the full team is back for a few very uncomfortable conversations about a few very uncomfortable topics. Just listen and you’ll understand…The Fifth Column (A Podcast) is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber. Preferably paid, but…well take either…. Thank you for subscribing. Leave a comment or share this episode.

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