How Long Gone

Jonathan Ames, a New York-based writer known for HBO's Bored to Death, shares intriguing insights about his eclectic life. He humorously discusses his experience with celebrity culture, including a comedic take on Kylie Jenner and Bradley Cooper. Ames explores his unique relationship with tinned fish and his vegan diet, which cost him too much weight. He also touches on memorable moments from his celebrity boxing career, his Buddhist lifestyle, and even the surprising ability to read words backward. Expect laughter and candid reflections!

Join the hosts for a hilarious recap from Chris' Los Angeles home, recovering from W Magazine's party. They share wild hangover cures, the merits of under-eye patches, and culinary adventures, including a memorable burger joint visit. Expect quirky takes on celebrity encounters, high-end fitness fads, and amusing Uber mishaps—like getting a Kia for Uber Black! Plus, they delve into the peculiarities of stuffing cash in mouths and contrasting opinions on celebrity culture, mixing humor with lifestyle insights.

Eli Zabar, a celebrated New York City food impresario with 50 years in the culinary industry, shares his insights on food, fashion, and personal passions. He humorously discusses dietary trends, his disdain for tunafish, and the joys of summering in the south of France. Eli reflects on the balance between creativity and market demands in running a food business. He also provides a glimpse into his signature style with custom shirts and fur-lined Crocs, all while navigating the vibrant atmosphere of Madison Avenue.

Brynn Wallner, founder of the watch brand Dime Piece and a beloved returning guest, dives into a whimsical conversation. They share hilarious anecdotes, including Joe Budden's sleepwalking misadventures and their quirky New Year's Eve plans. Brynn defends 'Nosferatu' while discussing holiday meals from Ruth’s Chris. The group debates movie snack etiquette and airplane hygiene in a lighthearted manner. They also explore pastrami sandwich preferences and make playful predictions for 2025, blending humor with deeper cultural insights.

The hosts share hilarious travel mishaps, reflecting on flight upgrades and airport chaos. They dive into the absurdity of wearing weighted vests and the cultural quirks around them. A lively chat ensues about the vintage t-shirt market and the challenges of resale platforms like RealReal. They discuss the humor in navigating real estate offers based on aesthetics and pets. The episode also explores contemporary music culture and the chaotic experience of a uniquely comedic film screening.

Join the hosts as they humorously navigate Toronto's coffee scene and dive into the nuances of shopping experiences during the holidays. They tackle quirky gift traditions and the amusing dilemmas of pressure washing. With listener Q&As, they debate the merits of Burning Man versus dog sitting while sharing tales of nostalgia and evolving personal commitments. Their witty banter includes insights on collections, music, and the ever-changing definition of coolness, all peppered with lighthearted reflections on holiday fun and adulting.

Mel Ottenberg, a world-renowned stylist and editor-in-chief at Interview Magazine, shares his humorous insights from New York. He discusses innovative Canadian bodywork and his reactions to Kim Kardashian's holiday projects. Ottenberg recalls a beautiful celebrity forgetting a lunch date and muses over the quirks of modern holiday gatherings. The conversation also touches on flavors of Jewish cuisine, explores meme culture around SeanCody.com, and reflects on the peculiarities of celebrity life—all wrapped in light-hearted banter and fashion musings.

In this lively chat, the hosts dive into their cozy living contrasts, sharing hilarious hotel and neighborhood anecdotes. They tackle luxury cars like the Maybach, intertwining humorous travel tales with a critique of the wealthy lifestyle. The scandal between Blake Lively and her co-star adds a spicy twist, exploring celebrity dynamics. They also lighten the mood with discussions on cold plunges, canned oxygen, and even the peculiarities of pronouncing 'jalapenos.' Get ready for laughs and intriguing insights about culture and personal experiences!

Cazzie David, an actor and writer from Los Angeles, joins the conversation from her sister's house in New York. She and the hosts discuss Chris' Aspen trip and their excitement for Santa Fe's culinary scene. Cazzie dives into her orthorexia and the quirks of the B.R.A.T. diet, alongside humorous takes on wellness trends and their disdain for certain food combinations. They also reflect on celebrity culture, spiritual insights on past life traumas, and the dynamics of fame, keeping the conversation both engaging and thought-provoking.

Lili Anolik, the author of "Didion & Babitz," dives into the fascinating lives of legendary writers Joan Didion and Eve Babitz, sharing never-before-seen letters that reveal their personalities. The conversation touches on pop culture musings, including the quirks of modern celebrities like Timothée Chalamet and the potential for Eve's OnlyFans. Lili also discusses the unique dynamics of female relationships in literature, the complexities of artistic identity, and the intriguing intersection of personal stories and public personas.