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Turns out Vicki lied about cancer for some sex and possible sympathy casseroles. Called it! Also, Vanderpump Rules is back to terrorize your senses with all new terrible Val Pak surgery and Apres Ski puts even more poor people on the air. YAY!Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

We have a secret dick pic! Classy! Also, Vicki's gross on the second Real Housewives of Orange County reunion, the Ladies of London get into a manners brawl, and a crazy person almost burns down a boat on Below Deck.Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Comedienne Heather McDonald ("Juicy Scoop", "Chelsea Lately") joins Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com, "The Banter Blender" podcast) at the Hollywood Improv to gab about Bravo for a while. We learn all about Heather's recent dinner with Tamra, Shannon, and other Bravo-lebrities; plus, we also find out what it's like to be friends with Tamra Judge. Along the way, there's plenty of discussion about Brooks Ayers, the Guidices, and even "Manzo'd with Children."For those of you looking for our normal recaps, tune in to the next episode, which will feature us reliving RHOC, RHONJ, Ladies of London, and Below Deck!Remember to check out our social media at watchwhatcrappens.comAnd support us at Patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This week we discuss the burgeoning feud between Marissa and Caroline F. on "Ladies of London," and we can assure you this kerfuffle won't be dying down anytime soon. Allegations of taxi rudeness and family gossiping are the foundations of Bravo's best fights. There's also talk of Sophie, Caroline, and dead pheasants.Then it's on to "Below Deck" where a spat about a cardboard box and pommes fondant escalate into full-on maid warfare. It all culminates with a fire in the oven and a popcorn disaster like NONE OTHER.Remember you can support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and get access to bonus episodes, Google Hangouts, and all sorts of goodies.Also check us out at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappens and watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

The Real Housewives of Orange County Twenty Episode Reunion kicks off this week. Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) sort through the fake cancer, real mom deaths, and fake Jesus bonding before heading off to Joe using up Tre’s prison cell minutes on The Real Housewives of New Jersey: Tre Checks in to Make Sure Melissa Gorga is Getting No Camera Time in Her Absence. Enjoy!Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.http://www.watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Longest episode ever. It’s cuz Lyme is contagious. Ladies of London gets a full hour fifteen. Why? COFFEE TABLE ME. After watching Caroline try to smile for an hour and neurotics in bad wigs pissing off royalty, it’s time to set sail with Below Deck to make fun of Amy’s imaginary dates with turtles. If you have no idea what we’re talking about, you’re doing this right. Enjoy!Come listen as Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) break down all the craziness.Remember you can support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensAnd follow us here:twitter.com/whatcrappensfacebook.com/watchwhatcrappensSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

"The Real Housewives of Orange County" had a come-to-Jesus moment as Tamra Barney was baptized in a hotel swimming pool amongst her closest frenemies. Unsurprisingly, it didn't turn out so well. Shannon and Vicki screamed at each other, and friendships crumbled as Brooks' maybe-cancer continued to dominate all conversation.Meanwhile, in New Jersey, the Giudice clan gathered around the phone to hear Teresa say hi from prison. And then she called again. And again. And people cried.Hear all our thoughts on these shows, and be sure to follow Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) at watchwhatcrappens.comRemember to support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and like us on Facebook at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Grab your JUB Balls because there's more fighting on "Ladies of London." This time the Americans are bickering over who gets to be Caroline's friend. Then it's on to "Below Deck" where Chef Leon has once again prepared some beef cheeks for the passengers. Things go wrong, Dane gets drunk, and everyone is passive-aggressive to each other.Come listen as Ronnie Karam (trashtalktv.com) and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog.com) break down all the craziness.Remember you can support us at http://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensAnd follow us here:http://twitter.com/whatcrappenshttp://facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Amazing Housewives music! Plus: Shannon thinks she has something up her butt. Is it real? Or is it a piece of ghost plastic? And what does David think about all this? Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, The Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) leave the SATANIC world of Orange County and delve into the “I’m Sorry, Really, Bitch” parade on Married to Medine’s 20 part finale reunion. Enjoy!Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.comRonnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteeveeRonnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktvRonnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.comBen on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblogBen on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblogOur Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappensOn iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Caroline Stansbury assaults another cast member with her unicorn hump and all hell breaks loose. Juliet might not be invited to har parties now. The class on display in Ladies of London can only be followed by our favorite show about maids, of course. Alex P Keaton yells about his power while everyone else gets naked and covered in carbs. Below Deck is, in fact, on deck, and Ben Mandelker (bsideblog, Banter Blender) and Ronnie Karam (TrashTalkTV) laugh about it for over two hours. Enjoy!Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties.Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.comRonnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteeveeRonnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktvRonnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.comBen on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblogBen on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblogOur Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappensOn iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.