

Watch What Crappens
Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive access to our Discord server.Listen to Watch What Crappens wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to bonus episodes exclusively and ad-free on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mar 9, 2016 • 2h 20min
#273: Beaching and Moaning
Grab your thongs and tongs because we're headed to the glamorous beaches of Delaware! Come join us as we chat about the "Real Housewives of Potomac" cast trip to fancy Bethany Beach where the only thing hotter than the sand are the tempers — at least when it comes to twin beds. Before that, we go off on the latest prison updates on "Real Housewives of Atlanta" and also check in on "Top Chef" where toast is all the rage! Plus, we watch the new "Shahs of Sunset" trailer and open up the Crappens Mailbag! Here are the time codes:00:00:00 - Intro00:06:55 - Shahs of Sunset preview00:24:18 - Crappens Mailbag00:39:06 - Real Housewives of Atlanta01:16:06 - Top Chef: California01:3824 - Real Housewives of PotomacThanks for listening!Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 4, 2016 • 2h 37min
#272: Spider Webs, Burger Shame, and Sugaring
It wouldn't be "Watch What Crappens" if we weren't talking about buttholes, and that's what this episode is all about. From "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" to "Newlyweds: The First Year," we talk about all the kissing, kicking, and sugaring of everyone's butts.00:00:00 - Intro, including an update on the Crappens Glossary00:11:26 - Crappens Mailbag00:36:00 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills01:44:00 - Clear the Flem01:4849 - Newlyweds: The First Year (season finale)02:10:38 - Tour Group (season premiere)02:33:25 - Just a dollop of Top ChefThanks everyone for listening!Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 2, 2016 • 2h 21min
#271: Brandon, Craig, and The Three Am-Egos
***This was re-uploaded at 11 PM PST on Tuesday to correct sound issues during the RHONY segment. Sorry!Timestamps below! We’re joined by the adorable Craig Ramsay (@CraigRamsayFit) and Brandon Liberati (@brandonliberati) of Newlyweds: the First Year and @FitAndPhab (http://bit.ly/FitPhabYouTube) for an hour of laughs and relationship talk. Don’t worry, we also fit in talk of the RHONY Preview and Vanderpump Rules! Enjoy!Crappens Mailbag: WWHL: Looks Like/Smells Like20:59:07 RHONY Preview29:10:13 INTERVIEW! Craig Ramsay (@CraigRamsayFit) and Brandon Liberati (@brandonliberati) of Newlyweds: the First Year and @FitAndPhab (http://bit.ly/FitPhabYouTube)1:23:10 Clear the Flem: Rebounding Edition1:25:15 Vanderpump Rules: Tequila Katie, Drunk Queen babysitters, no one has real tear ducts anymore.------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 26, 2016 • 2h 45min
#270: You’ve Got Fail
Timestamps below! Lisa Vanderpump half ass apologizes yet again on the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills and Eileen squints at her while on the udda side uff da town, Yolanda writes a really long email read by the cast. Newlyweds introduced us to the least homophobic parents on Earth, and Jax stole money from Tom’s couch to help pay for his Hooter girlfriend’s boob job on Vanderpump Rules. Enjoy!Crappens Mailbag: Crappens Witch Trials, Reading Kyle21:15 RHOBH: Lisa V is sorry for whatever it is you’re mad about and Yolanda wrote a really long email.1:25:30 Clear the Flem: New segment mocking Caroline Fleming (Ladies of London) Instagram account.1:28:30 Newlyweds: The least homophobic parents in the world.1:50:05 Vanderpump Rules: Groupon boobs, faux regret, Ariana’s decade long comedy career.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 24, 2016 • 2h
#269: Reading, Yachting, and MC Jerk Broccoli
On this episode Ben and Ronnie check in on Kim Fields' reading skills, Karen's passive aggressive yacht party, and the latest rhymes from Top Chef's rappers-cum-historians. Here's the breakdown:00:00:00 - Intro. Helllllo!00:07:35 - Crappens Mailbag!00:25:30 - NEW SEGMENT: Clear The Flem00:31:16 - Real Housewives of ATL01:10:14 - Top Chef01:2614 - PotomacSupport us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 19, 2016 • 2h 45min
#268: Munchausen Hunters International
This episode of "Watch What Crappens" is so hot, we had to evacuate the building. Literally. There was a fire. That's what'll happen when there's nearly three hours of Munchausen controversy, addiction, boobs, Stassi, control freak husbands, and Ramona Singer voice. Here's the breakdown:00:00:00 - Intro & gossip about Yolanda Hadid's new old name.00:13:30 - Crappens Mailbag!00:32:51 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Yolanda fights with Rinna!01:31:35 - Newlyweds: The First Year. Jerk husbands and CRYSTAAAAAAAL!01:54:49 - Vanderpump Rules. Jax is financing boobs; so he calls the shots.Thanks so much for listening!Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 17, 2016 • 2h 4min
#267: Iyanla, Fix My Wife
Timestamps below! Peter takes us on a tour of his homeland on Real Housewives of Atlanta while Kenya paddles off in a boat for no reason. Top Chef got cleared the douche on the second part of Restaurant Wars, and The Real Housewives of Potomac talked about etiquette while attending a cash bar. The SHAME. PLUS!: Ramona Singer takes on RHOCheshire and Obama learns what it’s like to be a Beador. Enjoy!Timestamps:0-17:30 Crappens Mailbag: Obama, Shannon Beador, Ramona Singer17:30 RHOA: Mershal shoot, gay husband outing58:00 Top Chef: Restaurant Wars Part 21:15:40 RHOP: Baby birthday, surprise by design------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 11, 2016 • 2h 4min
#266: Liars and Moob Faces Plus RHODallas Preview!
Timestamps below! Erika Jayne lies her butt off and sends Lisa Rinna into a OWN IT conniption this week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Newlyweds has some serious issues like cancer and adoption and abandonment. And missing bathroom sinks. PLUS! We read Yolanda Foster and Rinna’s twitter war, watch the Real Housewives of Dallas preview and imagine a podcast starring Meghan King Edmonds.Timestamps:Opening Chatter: RHODallas Preview, MJ’s naked again18:10 Crappens Mailbag: New Cynthia Bailey Ads, MKE’s #JusticePodcast, and the process of Crappens.35:30:10: RHOBH Yolanda confronts Vanderpump who confronts Rinna who confronts Erika who confronts the C word.1:40:50: Newlyweds: Moob face and missing sinks.------------------- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---------------------- Ronnie on the Web: http://www.trashtalktv.com Ronnie on YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/trashtalkteevee Ronnie on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/trashtalktv Ronnie on Tumblr: http://trashtalktvrecaps.tumblr.com/ Ben on the Web: http://www.bsideblog.com Ben on Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/bsideblog Ben on Instagram: http://www.instagram.com/bsideblog Our Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/watch-what-crappens On iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2 Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 2016 • 59sec
"You're a Stupid Thing To Say (Love Song To Lala)" by DJ JK
HOT NEW SINGLE! All lyrics based on text messages or insults by James from Vanderpump Rules.See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 10, 2016 • 1h 59min
#265: Tossed Salads and Restaurant Wars
No "Atlanta" or "Potomac" this week; so instead, we're spending extra time with "Vanderpump Rules.' We weigh in on tossed salads, blog launches, and a fresh new song from DJ James Kennedy. You'll have to tune in to hear his new track. Then it's on to "Top Chef" for Restaurant Wars!!! Yay!00:00:00 - Intro00:08:09 - Crappens Mailbag00:29:24 - Vanderpump Rules01:30:40 - Top ChefSupport us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


