

Watch What Crappens
Ben Mandelker & Ronnie Karam
A daily podcast that revels in all things Bravo (and beyond!). Join Ben Mandelker and Ronnie Karam as they praise, ridicule, and eviscerate the Real Housewives, Below Deck, and whatever other crap Bravo throws at us. We mock because we love. Support us at www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, video recaps, and exclusive access to our Discord server.Listen to Watch What Crappens wherever you get your podcasts. You can listen to bonus episodes exclusively and ad-free on Patreon! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 8, 2016 • 2h 30min
#299: Austin Catty Limits (Special Guest Anna David)
It was the bag of poop that LeeAnne thought she'd never smell again, but little did she know there's nothing the "Real Housewives of Dallas" like to discuss more than poop: who did it, when, and in what bag? And so begins a bizarre series of accusations, denials, and tempers that climax with LeeAnne threatening to kill Marie over a scatological rumor that makes Brandi's poop hat look demure.Joining us to break down this very important issue is Anna David ("You've Got Issues with Anna David" podcast). Plus, we go deep into "Southern Charm" and "Shahs of Sunset."00:00:00 - Intro00:09:39 - Crappens Mailbag00:27:25 - Real Housewives of Dallas01:26:19 - Southern Charm02:00:17 - Shahs of SunsetSubscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 2, 2016 • 2h 30min
#298: Welcome to the Berserk-shires (Special Guest: Stefanie Wilder-Taylor)
This may be the mother of all episodes, and not just because we have parenting expert and "For Crying Out Loud" co-host Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joining us. We dive deep into this week's epic, monumental, instant classic episode of "Real Housewives of New York," which has LuAnn and Bethenny battling it out in a war of attrition up in the Berkshires. Don't worry: Dorinda gets involved, and even Ramona too. We break down every minute detail of the fracas, and midway through, Stefanie joins in to offer up her opinions too. Later, we switch gears and take on "There Goes the Motherhood." Come listen!00:05:30 — Crappens Mailbag ("Southern Charm" folk as "Harry Potter" characters!)00:28:31 — RHONYC (wherein we discuss "December: Berkshires County" - one of the most insane episodes in Housewives history)01:19:13 — Stefanie Wilder-Taylor joins the conversation02:05:10 — There Goes The MotherhoodSubscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 31, 2016 • 1h 59min
#297: Bridge Baby & the Great Fratsby
Timestamps below! Southern Charm went to LA for a week, and they failed miserably in the getting laid department. Fortunately, they arrived home in time for Craig to be a failure at bourbon, too. AW! RHOD had a calm week, but there were still plenty of poop jokes and LeeAnne labelling herself to give us another hour of pure joy.Timestamps:0-20:05 Crappens Mailbag: Landon and Julie from Ladies of London meet in an elevator23:00 Southern Charm: Trip to LA1:19:30 RHOD: Bonding over poop jokes, calm before the Austin storm.Bonus #83: Top Ten Non Housewives Shows on BravoWe love lists! This week’s bonus is all about ranking the non Housewives show on Bravo. Enjoy and thanks for the support!!------------------- This month's ringers are posted! LeeAnne, Erika Jayne and JD lead the pack. To get them, subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ----------See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 26, 2016 • 2h 43min
#296: Sloppy Seconds and Turds
Timestamps below! Today’s episode is a huge heaping of Ramona’s untrained dog doodoo on The Real Housewives of New York with a side of Tour Group model drama and Below Deck maid lust. We also check in on Watch What Happens Live and imagine Shannon Beador’s Call Out podcast. Enjoy!Timestamps:0:00 Watch What Happens and Crappens Mailbag50:30 RHONY2:01:25 Tour Group2:19:20 Below Deck Med-- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com --See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 24, 2016 • 2h 4min
#295: Frito Pie, Felicia
Get yer bibs on and load up on the Frito Pie because we're headed to Dallas for the social event of the season! It's a party at Heidi Dillon's house! And a charity concert by the Aaron Hendra Project. Yeehaw! We're talking Real Housewives of Dallas, Shahs of Sunset (surprise wedding time!), and Southern Charm (Whitney is sad, guys). Plus, Crappens Mailbag and Clear the Flem! Come listen!Here are the time codes:00:00:00 - Intro + info on our 300th episode party!!!00:05:50 - Crappens Mailbag00:21:05 - Real Housewives of Dallas01:11:07 - Shahs of Sunset01:34:26 - Clear the Flem01:40:28 - Southern CharmSubscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 20, 2016 • 2h 40min
#294: The Rey Agenda
This week we meet Rey from "Real Housewives of New York." He's drunk, he's flamboyant, and he thinks you're TRAAAASH, you BITCH! But seriously, we love him so much that we're shaking in our socks, having a mental breakdown. Listen as we break down every ounce of Rey's Bravo debut. We also get into Bethenny's vicious tongue lashing of Sonja, a drunken cousin on "There Goes the Motherhood," a bat erection on "Tour Group," and Tilted Kilt scandal on "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Plus, Crappens Mailbag and a special Rey edition of Clear The Flem!If you don't like this episode, you're TRAAAASH.00:06:19 - Crappens Mailbag00:33:41 - Real Housewives of New York City01:25:17 - Clear the Rey01:37:11 - Weebly!01:39:15 - There Goes the Motherhood02:01:40 - Tour group02:17:15 - Below Deck: MediterraneanSubscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 18, 2016 • 2h 16min
#293: Terrifying Head Cases
Timestamps below! This episode centers around head issues. The Real Housewives of Dallas top their hat drama by ripping apart a terrified tall person in a horrifying headpiece. Let’s pray. Then we’ll head to Shahs of Sunset to talk about sperm. When we’re about to finish, we’ll pull out. How’s that for some Southern Charm?Timestamps:0:00 Opening Chatter and Crappens Mailbag: WWE and Cedric the Leech’s book25:35 Celine Dion Texture Ad28:40 RHOD: Terrified Marie gets confronted by women with God on their side.1:14:25 Shahs of Sunset: Sperm, cat parties, Jessica leaves1:36:45 Clear the Flem: Caroline Fleming’s Instagram1:40:15 Southern Charm: Old dudes trying really hard to convince the world they can still get erections.-- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com --See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 12, 2016 • 2h 14min
#292: Brace Yourself
Timestamps below! Brace yourself. There’s a war coming. A war over the use GIRL on a product. Hide your children. Real Housewives of New York is a hilarious, drunken mess as usual. Tour Group is back on the air, and Below Deck Mediterranean went full on Revenge this week. Enjoy!Timestamps:0-39:30 Chatter and Crappens Mailbag39:30 RHONY1:29:45 Clear the Flem1:33:45 Tour Group Returns1:33:45 Below Deck Mediterranean-- Subscribe at http://www.patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens for bonus episodes, ringtones, and live group video chat parties. For all our other links and extras, go to http://www.watchwhatcrappens.com ---See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 11, 2016 • 1h 59min
#291: Bourbon Legend
Raise your tumblers because we're headed to Charleston for "Southern Charm" where Craig is about to get a dose of reality alongside his sip of bourbon. Then it's off to the coyote-infested forests of California where booze and epiphanies are going up in flames around the "Shahs of Sunset" campfire. And finally, no trolley is safe when Leeanne gets mad on "Real Housewives of Dallas." Here are the time codes:00:10:55 - Crappens Mailbag00:28:06 - Southern Charm01:08:33 - Shahs of Sunset01:33:04 - Real Housewives of DallasSubscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 5, 2016 • 2h 24min
#290: Here's To The Ladies Who Lunch
It's Cinco De Mayo, and we're celebrating by making fun of our favorite Bravo stars. First we open the Bravo Mailbag and unleash some crazy scenarios involving "Carrie," "Frozen," and mall food. Then it's on to "Real Housewives of New York" as Bethenny makes mincemeat of Jules and LuAnn and whoever else gets in her way. We then discuss "Here Comes The Motherhood" briefly before moving on to the premiere of "Below Deck: Mediterranean." Finally, we wrap up with part III of the "Real Housewives of Beverly Hills" reunion. Fun times! Here are the time codes:00:00:00 - Intro00:05:21 - Crappens Mailbag00:38:34 - Real Housewives of NYC01:31:19 - Below Deck Mediterranean (and a little There Goes The Motherhood too)01:53:41 - Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion part IIISubscribe at https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/watch-what-crappens/id498130432?mt=2Support us at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFollow us at facebook.com/watchwhatcrappensVisit us at watchwhatcrappens.comSee acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.Our Patreon Extras: https://patreon.com/watchwhatcrappensFind bonus episodes at patreon.com/watchwhatcrappens and follow us on Instagram @watchwhatcrappens @ronniekaram @benmandelker Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


