

Cereal Killers
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Two guys that love cereal! Scotty has extensive cereal knowledge, and Andrew loves to “crunch” and learn. They are longtime coworkers that together will give you their comical review of one classic and one brand new cereal in each episode…with their hardly scientific rating system. Grab a box, bowl and spoon…and come along for the ride!Become a supporter of this podcast: https://www.spreaker.com/podcast/cereal-killers--4294848/support.
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Mar 30, 2026 • 14min
Unseasonably Simple
Today we will try an out of season pumpkin granola from Simply Elizabeth, courtesy of our friend Farmer Matt. Then another flavor of Mott's new cereal line that of course Andy thinks is just Berry Berry Kix. It's not. And nothing exciting for box 3...just a bland filler from Aldi. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 23, 2026 • 17min
Enough With The Protein
Seems every mainstream cereal now has some form of protein cereal. It's a bit much. Today, we'll try the new Ghost Protein Cereal that has Lucky Charms Marshmallows in it. We don't need this combo. You know the combo we do need? Scotty & Andy! And we're back together today! Oh, then some Whole Foods Raisin Bran, and a full of protein Seven Sundays Oat Cereal. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 16, 2026 • 18min
Gluten & Andy Free
Another day that Scotty & Andrew just couldn't connect. The only one hanging around was Garrett. Turns out, he's a giant pain in the ass because he can't eat anything. Eventually, it gets narrowed down to the new Annie's Cookie Crunch, Back To Nature's Vanilla granola, and Maple Pecan granola from Three Wishes. See you in 6 years Garrett! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 9, 2026 • 17min
Andy Misses Out
Andy is busy today, but, the show must go on! Our friend with the neck nuts, Staxx, sits in to review the 3 new Cheerios Granolas. Chocolate, provided by our friends at General Mills, as well as Honey Nut and Apple Cinnamon from Matt the Farmer. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mar 2, 2026 • 16min
Had To Have It!
Everyone around here is so impatient, and always ripping into packages before we try them on the show! Today, we'll try 3 that are already open. First up, the latest Special K from Kellogg's that Elvis had to have before us...Baked Cinnamon Crunch! Then some granola that Diamond insisted on trying, Simply Elizabeth's Vanilla Chocolate Chip. Finally, a box Andrew tore open weeks ago...generic Frosted Bite-Sized Shredded Wheat from Tops. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 27, 2026 • 34min
Bowl Chat - And We're Back!
Scotty talks about his vacation woes and Andy is back from the SOBEWFF!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 23, 2026 • 17min
Holy Corn Flakes!
Thanks to both Farmer Matt and General Mills, today we try Strawberry Lucky Charms with Galactic Marshmallows! Then we tear open a bag of Italian Corn Flakes that Andy's parents purchased as a celebration after they met the Pope. And...we'll try another bag of granola from Timonium! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 16, 2026 • 16min
Mother Knows Best
Today we will try the new Mott's Apple Cinnamon Cereal from General Mills! Andrew thinks it's giving Kix...let's be real...Andy thinks Kix is the base for all cereals. Then we'll check out a generic Raisin Bran "Crunchy", and Mom returns with her best attempt at fruity loops. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 9, 2026 • 20min
There's A New Sheriff In Town!
Today, the newly appointed sheriff Andy deputizes Scotty and the Cap'n makes an appearance with a new mystery flavor that should be buried at sea! Then love takes over as a slightly tinkered with Strawberry Chocolate Special K pours into our bowls, and another Lovebird cereal that should probably take flight. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Feb 2, 2026 • 18min
The Open Box Episode
Every cereal today has been previously opened and eaten by someone else at this friggin' place! We'll try the torn open box of the new Dark Chocolate Reese's Puffs, most likely provided by our friends at General Mills. Then we get to the unproperly opened box of Cocoa Crisps that Diamond just had to try before us. Then, our pal Matt sent us some Kind Banana Peanut Butter Chocolate granola that Nate desperately needed for his yogurt before we got to check it out. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.


