

Toni and Ryan
Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 20, 2024 • 35min
Lord Of The Wings
The hosts discuss education costs and bizarre seagull encounters. They share funny stories about walking around only in socks and a psychic medium blaming evil spirits for hangovers. The conversation ranges from snack prices to viral moments, providing a mix of humor and entertainment.

Jun 19, 2024 • 32min
Toni Can't Say Tits
The hosts chat about various topics including accidental swearing, sports loyalty, unique food habits, and mug mishaps. They also discuss a viral Dr. Phil clip, fun interactions with listeners and guests, and banter about a movie marathon. Additionally, they express gratitude for the connections made in a Facebook Messenger group chat and talk about choosing the right words when referring to certain body parts.

Jun 18, 2024 • 27min
Brakes on a Plane
The hosts chat about superstitions affecting sports outcomes and mishaps on planes, including emergency landings. They also share humorous stories of animal encounters and funny surprises during dinner outings.

Jun 17, 2024 • 33min
LORE and Order
This podcast episode covers topics like moving in with a guest, TV show references, a fictional murder mystery plot inspired by 'Law and Order', humorous name confusion in dating, Patreon shoutouts, movie marathon plans, discussions about 'beep' blankets, and reflections on past episodes with plans for an upcoming show.

Jun 16, 2024 • 31min
Girls Only Want One Thing
The podcast features discussions on cultural differences, the cost of living crisis, guessing the price of a door, 'rat boys' and animal comparisons, gratitude to Patreon supporters, enjoying leftovers and food banter, unmet expectations, and funny finds like an emotional support chicken nugget pillow.

Jun 13, 2024 • 35min
A Sucking System
The hosts share hilarious workplace mishaps, banter about unique flexes like having a crane guy for everyday tasks, and discuss humorous incidents like unexpected flashing at a traffic light. They also delve into selecting a basketball ring, tease future episodes, and engage in lighthearted financial year announcements.

Jun 12, 2024 • 34min
Problems With Your Ring
The hosts chat about late-night compliments and playful banter, hilarious relationship anxieties, a mix-up during a medical test leading to a tech CEO, thoughts on socks and the naked body, a funny bath time mishap, and movie marathon suggestions.

Jun 11, 2024 • 28min
Toni DUMPS Ryan
The hosts engage in a comical discussion about breaking up, sharing amusing stories and reflections on relationships. They chat about mishaps during dinner and cleaning adventures, as well as discovering the 'best pen ever'. Banter includes humorous talks about family, sex, and business insurance.

Jun 10, 2024 • 36min
Should She Call the Cops?
Topics include revenge stories, ice cream loyalty card schemes, suspicions in the neighborhood, supermarket shopping experiences, airport security incidents, and concerns about border security implications. Humorous banter and casual conversations add entertainment throughout the podcast.

Jun 9, 2024 • 39min
Gurnin' for a Sternin'
The hosts chat with a caller named Priscilla from Texas and recommend 'The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert'. They discuss boat jokes, coffee, Howard Stern, and Facebook Marketplace. They talk about unique boat building ideas with chocolate milk containers and compare prices at stores like Kmart and Target. They reflect on valuable thrift store finds, explore dark game themes, and discuss movie marathon planning and selection.


