

Toni and Ryan
Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon
We’ll all giggle along at naughty jokes, your dating horror stories and give questionable recommendations on movies, food and relationships. This podcast is hot, fun garbage and we (Toni Lodge and Ryan Jon here in Melbourne, Australia) would love you to climb aboard and be our friends.Join us everywhere: linktr.ee/ToniAndRyan Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jul 8, 2025 • 31min
Dying for a Dim Sim
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 7, 2025 • 40min
Confessions of a Substitute Teacher
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jul 6, 2025 • 32min
The Predictive Text Challenge
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] love ya!!!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 29, 2025 • 32min
TARPaTHON 3: Three-cap
A DELIRIOUS HALF HOUR FROM THE END OF 24 WAKING HOURS. Thanks to those who joined us!!!! Love you xoxox See you on July 7!!!!! Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 26, 2025 • 31min
Make it✨Fancy✨
[VIDEO FOR THIS EP AVAILABLE ON YOUTUBE] love ya!!!!!JOIN US FOR TARPaTHON 3 on PATREON!!! LIVE for Champion TARPers 9am AEST JUNE 28!!!Check out our Patreon at patreon.com/ToniandRyan, and make sure you join our Facebook Group! Find #ToniAndRyan on Instagram @tonilodge and @ryan.jon OR on TikTok @toniandryanpodcast Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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Jun 25, 2025 • 35min
Sodastreams In The Bedroom?
Join the hosts for a laugh-filled adventure exploring quirky birthday requests, like a 12-year-old's wish for a SodaStream. Enjoy humorous anecdotes about the struggles of printing at Officeworks, where everyday frustrations turn into relatable stories. Delve into hilarious restroom etiquette debates and fond memories of pet antics. Plus, hear about whimsical lottery dreams and playful fashion discussions, including a debate on aviator sunglasses. Their camaraderie shines through in a delightful blend of nostalgia and lighthearted banter.

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Jun 24, 2025 • 32min
How Many Horses?
Join a lively banter filled with humorous anecdotes about everyday life, from quirky local bars to car repairs. Dive into the wild world of fast food stories that reveal the oddities service workers face, including a burning car encounter. Enjoy whimsical discussions about catching horses in parking lots and light-hearted ad segments. Also, explore a unique theatrical experience inspired by Hitchcock, and discover fun insights on mascara benefits alongside practical tips for navigating immigration and food delivery services.

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Jun 23, 2025 • 37min
Official Podcast Protocol
The hosts dive into intriguing product innovations that enhance comfort and beauty. A listener's amusing accent confusion sparks playful banter, illuminating their engaging dynamic. They hilariously debate a mysterious beanie, share culinary stories about Dim Sims, and explore guilt-free mealtime alternatives. Family dynamics and quirky parenting reflections unravel alongside a bingo game, evoking laughs and deeper thoughts. Finally, excitement builds for the Tarpathon event, complemented by fun product recommendations and community anecdotes.

9 snips
Jun 22, 2025 • 32min
Communal Work Fridges
The hosts dive into the hilarity of communal work fridges, sharing wild tales of bizarre food finds and the chaos of coffee orders. They explore the significance of breakfast, discussing how morning meals can strengthen bonds. Unsolicited advice about parenting and skincare adds a humorous twist, while personal anecdotes about beauty and self-confidence resonate throughout. With lighthearted banter and spontaneous moments, the fun flows seamlessly, showcasing the quirks of office culture and the joy of good food.

7 snips
Jun 19, 2025 • 36min
We Try Your Pregnancy Craving Meals
The hosts dive into the quirky world of pregnancy cravings, sharing hilarious anecdotes about unusual food desires. They discuss the convenience of grocery deliveries and share funny tales about evaluating gourmet pet treat scents. Laughs abound as they reflect on the joys of friendship, comfort food, and the nostalgia of returning a borrowed car. With playful banter on fandom and quirky advertising insights, the conversation is filled with humor and warmth, making it a delightful listen for everyone.


