Good Guys

Mazel Morons! Today, we’re diving into the messy science of metabolism- does it actually slow down with age, or are we just… fat? The guys debate fast vs. slow metabolisms, Michael Phelps’ 12,000-calorie diet, childhood food trauma, GLP-1s, fasting culture, and how much the brain really burns thinking (spoiler: not enough to earn a Snickers). Plus: the greatest candy of all time, the danger of gas-station Kratom, menstrual face masks (???), gay sheep couture, and relationship & parenting advice from Moron Mail. What more could you ask for? Love ya!Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Quo - Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/goodguysShopify - Whether you’re just wanting to test an idea out, or you’re getting serious about launching your own brand - it’s never been easier to get started on shopify.com/goodguys.Ollie - Go to ollie.com/goodguys and use code goodguys to get 60% off your first box!Home Chef - HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS for FIFTY PERCENT OFF your first box and free dessert for life!Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! Today, Josh explains the very specific mechanics of tanning beds (including pressure points and personal boundaries), while Ben recounts a nightmare creator dinner that ends in public humiliation. Plus: TikTok Live money, QVC sliding into the DMs, awkward public encounters, and why sometimes it’s best to just… stand up and move out of the aisle. What are ya nuts? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Mint Mobile - Shop Mint Unlimited Plans at MINT MOBILE dot com slash goodguys.Ollie - Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!Vital Vitamins - Vital Vitamins is offering my listeners 20% of all orders with code GOODGUYS at myvitalvitamins.comWarby Parker - Warby Parker has over 300+ locations to help you find your next pair of glasses. You can also head over to Warby Parker dot com slash GOODGUYS right now to try on any pair virtually!Krusteaz - Bring a little extra joy to your kitchen this holiday season with Krusteaz! Visit krusteaz.com to find festive recipes and inspiration for every celebration.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Today, we're joined by the Parisian queen herself, our DARLING Joey Camasta! We cover everything from Botox injection sites to Josh’s Miss Nancy drag era, from Parisian homeless men drinking champagne to why Joey might defect to France for the tax bracket alone. We talk Snooki, cookie cults, plastic surgery wish-lists, Hallmark gay-movie monopolies, Putin’s alleged soft side (??), and Joey’s dream to star opposite Josh in a steamy holiday film. Plus, Joey reveals what really makes a gay icon, why Britney is forever that girl, and the guys accidentally stage a full improv scene that… kind of slays? And if you think otherwise… what are ya nuts?! Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Caraway - Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase.Vivrelle - Go to www.vivrelle.com and apply for a membership today using code goodguys for your first month of membership FREEFunction - Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS25 for a $25 credit towards your membership.IM8 - Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your orderShopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future.Soul - GetSoul.com, promo code GOODGUYS for 30% off.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! It's another gorgeous Thursday here with the Good Guys IN PERSON! Josh and Ben are reunited back in the city and oh boy is it beautiful. We start off delving into our favorite Chinese restaurants, and end up deciding to fast and go vegan in 2026... We'll see which one sticks. Plus, we recap our recent Amazon Live, delve into AI wives, The Shade Room, therapy, and answer an *extremely* juicy piece of Moron Mail all about a ruined friendship. You better tune in, otherwise... what are ya nuts?Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Bilt - Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/goodguysGoodwipes - Go grab yourself some Goodwipes at Target, Walmart, Kroger, or most local grocery stores—just head to the toilet paper aisle and look for the bright aqua, rose, and emerald packs. Or skip the trip and add them to your Amazon cart today.Branch Basics - Get 15% off and Free Shipping on their premium starter pack when you use code GOODGUYS at Branch Basics.com/GOODGUYS.IM8 - Go to IM8HEALTH.com/GOODGUYS and use code GOODGUYS for a Free Welcome Kit, five free travel sachets plus ten percent off your orderRo Body - Go to ro.co/GOOD for your free insurance check.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Robby Hoffman is back, and we dive straight into the things she understands better than anyone: growing up nothing adjacent, surviving cockroaches, Vegas weddings, and manifesting a career apex that felt eventual and inevitable. We talk self-worth, career patience, good marriages (shoutout Gabby, Claudia, and Paige!) bad tipping systems, and the gift of finding someone who refines you instead of reshaping you. It’s thoughtful, sharp, and effortlessly funny - a truly great sit-down with one of our favorites.Check out Robby's Netflix Special "Wake Up" Out December 14th! Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:LMNT - Right now LMNT is offering a free sample pack with any purchase, That’s 8 single serving packets FREE with any LMNT order. This is a great way to try all 8 flavors or share LMNT with a friend. Get yours at DrinkLMNT.com/goodguys.Mack Weldon - Go to MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order of $125 or more, with promo code GOODGUYS.Chewy - Every pet deserves a wish come true. Send your pet’s wish to Chewy.com/ChewyClaus and it might become a reality. Plus, your wish means Chewy will donate 5 meals to pets in need.Prolon - Just visit ProlonLife.com/GOODGUYS to claim your 15% discount and your bonus gift.Aura Frames - $35 off with code GOODGUYSFunction - Visit www.functionhealth.com/GOODGUYS or use gift code GOODGUYS25 for a $25 credit towards your membership.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today we’re deep in our natural habitat: consumerism, contusions, and cursed outlet mall energy. We navigate in-person recordings, red-eyes, and the emotional minefield of December travel optimism. From classic baby name philosophy to monetizing our QVC daydreams on Amazon Live, this is peak Good Guys logic - where the sales are salmon, the bruises are blue, and the gratitude is real. Five stars- otherwise what are ya nuts? Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Nutrafol - For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10.Skims - NO LOGO - Shop SKIMS Mens at SKIMS.com. The SKIMS Holiday Shop is now open at SKIMS.com.  Shopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future.Home Chef - HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS for FIFTY PERCENT OFF your first box and free dessert for life!Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel morons! Today, we sit down with former CIA officer and bestselling author Andrew Bustamante for one of the wildest conversations we’ve ever had. We talk Epstein files, how the government actually hides secrets, CIA interrogation tests, what really happens inside Langley, how to escape a mugger (Ben’s “fake phone call” technique gets reviewed), digital security nightmares, and the truth behind spy tradecraft. Plus, a shocking amount of Dunkin’ Donuts discourse. What are ya, nuts?! Love ya!Want to learn more from Andrew?Find your Spy SuperpowerRead Andrew’s CIA book ‘Shadow Cell’ Follow Andy on YouTubeExplore Spy SchoolSupport Andy's sponsor Axolt Brain Listen to the podcastLeave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Quo - Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/goodguysHero Bread - Hero Bread is offering 10% off your order. Go to hero.co and use code GOODGUYS at checkout.Fatty15 - Fatty15 is on a mission to optimize your C15 levels to help you live healthier, longer. You can get an additional 15% off their 90-day subscription Starter Kit by going to fatty15.com/GOODGUYS and using code GOODGUYS at checkout.Aura Frames - $35 off with code GOODGUYSShopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons and Happy Thanksgiving! We’re kicking things off in proper Good Guys fashion with a full Halloween recap on Thanksgiving, including Ben’s cross-dressing origin story and the moment CVS betrayed him with a wall of XXL Shaq-branded peach gummies. Josh walks us through the peak joys of trick-or-treating with kids, and somehow we immediately pivot into Jewish diners, bergamot-brisket–themed cologne, and whether restaurants should legally be required to add an extra shrimp for the table. We break down the Justin Baldoni lawsuit update, debate why all GLP-1 drugs sound like discontinued Pokémon, and delve into some really juicy Moron Mail: overbearing relatives, inheritance drama, student loan rage, and the chaotic beauty of multi-generational holiday dysfunction. What are ya, nuts?! Love y’all and Happy Holidays! Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Quo - Quo is offering my listeners 20% off your first 6 months at Quo.com/goodguys.Ollie - Head to Ollie.com/GOODGUYS, tell them all about your dog, and use code GOODGUYS to get 60% off your Welcome Kit when you subscribe today!Krusteaz - Bring a little extra joy to your kitchen this holiday season with Krusteaz! Visit krusteaz.com to find festive recipes and inspiration for every celebration.Brooklyn Bedding - Go to brooklynbedding.com and use my promo code goodguys at checkout to get 30% off sitewideShopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your futureRo Body - Go to Ro.co/GOOD for your free insurance check.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today, we’re sitting down with the one and only Ryan Serhant to talk about the wild reality of selling $90M homes, dealing with impatient billionaires, and why buying a $308M property over text is apparently normal now. We get into influencer real estate (he wants us to become agents, which… honestly, might crush it), the future of cities like New York and LA, and the psychology behind extreme wealth. Ryan also shares some unreal behind-the-scenes stories - including the pettiest dealbreaker we've ever heard involving a blanket - and why happiness and importance aren't the same thing (even on a $250M yacht). It’s equal parts inspiring, insane, and very, very Ryan.
This episode is 5 stars - otherwise, what are you nuts?!Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Ro Body - Go to Ro.co/GOOD for your free insurance check.Signos - Go to signos.com and get 25% off select plans with code GOODAura Frames - $45 off with code GOODGUYSVital Vitamins - Vital Vitamins is offering my listeners 20% of all orders with code GOODGUYS at myvitalvitamins.com.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mazel Morons! Today we’re beautifully making our way through all the important topics: why Mormons are elite coworkers, the mystery of Jewish Jeromes, Jeremy Allen White’s “total package” energy, and Josh’s emerging destiny as the King of Bollywood. The guys pitch their worst business ideas yet (bottled pasta water, anyone?), debate phone-free parenting, unpack cheating ethics, and process some incredibly informational Sydney Sweeney research. Plus, Ben accidentally ships a GoPuff order across the country and Josh defends the Black Eyed Peas like it’s his life’s work. What are ya nuts? Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here!Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors:Bilt - Earn points on rent and around your neighborhood, wherever you call home, by going to joinbilt.com/goodguysShopify - Use our link, shopify.com/goodguys, now to start getting serious about building your future.Olipop - Get $2 off a 4-pack of OLIPOP- Works on any flavor of 4-pack, including Spongebob, any retailer at drinkolipop.com/GOODGUYSKrusteaz - Bring a little extra joy to your kitchen this holiday season with Krusteaz! Visit krusteaz.com to find festive recipes and inspiration for every celebration.Soul - Right now, Soul is offering my audience 30% off your entire order! Go to GetSoul.com and use the code GOODGUYS.Caraway - Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase.Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode.Produced by Dear Media.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices