World Record Podcast with Brendon Walsh

We don't have a lot of time to record this episode, so hurry up and listen to it! We check in with Charlotte who played 25 Words or Less with us and won $3 cash. The we make some new PHONE PHRIENDS who also win some cash. We get the winning Powerball numbers for this week, and if you're a Patreon member you got a 2 hour livestream following the recording of this episode!Join the Patreon! patreon.com/worldrecordpodcastwatch the videos: https://www.youtube.com/@WorldRecordPodcast

Another episode where we MAKE CALLS, GET THE WINNING POWERBALL NUMBERS, DO SOME BAD IMPROV, PLAY GAMES, AND SO MUCH MORE! Meredith Viera doesn't wear any underwear and you will win Powerball if you listen to this episode!Join OUR Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcastBuy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com00:00 World's Worst Astronaut Intro02:18 Welcome to the World Record Podcast03:37 How's Your Week, Cornell?04:10 Inappropriate Questions About Cornell's Sister05:53 Fetish Tweet Story06:23 Powerball Numbers Rant10:35 Live Episode & Call Ideas11:44 Cell Phone Bill Rant16:31 How I Cut My T-Mobile Bill in Half21:10 Phone Bill Hack: Threaten to Cancel23:05 Internet Provider Negotiation Story26:19 Boomer Landline Jokes29:52 Maury "You Are the Father" Bit32:20 Mint Mobile Talk34:14 Why Advertising Budgets Are a Waste36:21 Final Thoughts

Bee Man and Corneezy do some of the #worldsworst improv that's trending on social media. We call some people to do improv with, we sing some songs, talk about MK Ultra and get the winninig Powerball numbers!

We recorded a live episode on Wed 3/4. I'm sorry about my obsession with 25 Words Or Less, but I need to try and get people to play it with me over the phone. Thanks to everyone who joined us during the livestreams! Will this be the final episode of the show? I guess we'll see... FIND PART 2 OF THIS EPISODE: PATREON.COM/WORLDRECORDPODCASTMERCH, VIDEOS & MORE: WORLDRECORDPODCAST.COMRECORDED LIVE MARCH 4th, 202600:00 Welcome to The Show01:15 The Final Episode Announcement & Meltdown03:11 Kiss Us On The Lips Goodbye04:20 Makeup Store Call Setup05:39 Cornell’s Hot Steamy Date Night (Nirvanna Movie)08:02 25 Words or Less Tease + A-List Flex09:32 Revenge of the Nerds & Robert Carradine Tragedy10:34 Men Commit Suicide 4x More + Jordan Peterson Talk13:07 Live Call with the Makeup Store Girl14:29 Guy Makeup & Kissable Lips Discussion17:19 Inventing “Guy Liner” for Dudes19:21 Liquid Eyeliner Tutorial & Questions21:24 Powerball Lottery Number Request22:50 Mascara = “Masculara” Puns25:20 Checking the Live Chat & Tips26:51 Hanging By a Thread (Threads App Joke)28:26 Waterproof Makeup for MMA Fighters33:11 25 Words or Less Game Attempt34:32 Caller Bails Out 35:17 Risks of Going Live & Apology36:10 John M’s Billion-Dollar Idea Stolen – Teledriving in Austin43:46 Rant: Society’s Collapse, Billionaires vs Slaves44:43 How Walmart & Amazon Killed Small-Town America48:42 Cornell Hates Amazon (Canceled Prime 10 Years Ago)

We call some places to tell them there's a bad word in their recorded menu message, we play 25 Words or Less while getting the winning Powerball numbers, sing some songs, give people the silent treatment, AND we make a teenage friend in the Patreon portion of the show! Join us for a LIVE episode right here on YouTube at 1pm PST Wed 3/4.Join OUR Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcastBuy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com00:00 - Start / Game Show Banter06:18 - Podcast Intro Discussion & God is Trans Song11:38 - Chicken or Egg Philosophy14:46 - Patreon Promo & Craigslist Co-host Idea18:26 - Phone Pranks Begin - Classic Tuxedo Call22:50 - Bad Bake House - Teenager Hack Recording27:34 - Texas Debbie Suit - Powerball Number #1 (39)31:26 - O H Danish - Peter Old Recording36:30 - Urban Bakery - No Live Answering38:46 - Pacific Central - Car or Bakery Mystery

You're in the right place if you want to hear about a naked zombie with a big hog, play some 25 Words Or Less, and WIN THE POWERBALL LOTTERY.BeeMan and Corneezy take you on an adventure in a new episode of the WRP! Join us on Tuesday 2/24 at NOON PST and watch REVENGE OF THE NERDS LIVE ON PATREON! (pay what you wish)Join OUR Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcastBuy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com00:00 - Intro & Sarcasm Bit02:34 - 25 Words or Less Game Setup07:27 - No Life in Your Jizz Song11:52 - Vasectomy Discussion13:16 - Doctor Checkup Stories16:16 - Phantom Penis Lawsuit16:39 - 28 Days Later Zombie Discussion18:47 - Proportionate Penis Talk21:50 - Short Kings & Bagel Shop Guy22:20 - Going Bald Discussion

Strap yourself in for another wild rollercoaster ride that is the WRP. C & B talk about the sexy old lady Meredith Viera and play 25 Words Or Less with each other and with a guy we call. We call people to tell them that Meredith Viera doesn't wear underwear, we get the winning Powerball numbers, and much more- you gotta listen for yourselves! Subscribe to the YouTube channel and get alerts to catch BW livestreaming!Join OUR Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcastBuy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com0:00 Intro & Epstein Files Discussion5:47 Hand Washing Debate8:55 High/Low Game & Phone Calls Begin12:51 Powerball Number Collection18:27 Meredith Vieira Underwear Discussion27:35 25 Words or Less Game

Bert Kreischer and Joe Rogan talk about one of Bee Man's crank calls, then we play it for you. Then we call around and find out there is active discrimination against fat guys when it comes to riding horses. We make more Phone Phriends and get the winning Powerball numbers as well. Buckle up and enjoy the ride!Join OUR Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcastBuy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com0:00 - Intro & Show Start0:42 - Joe Rogan Shoutout Discussion3:45 - Playing the Rogan Clip6:20 - Prank Call: Phone Sex Line20:45 - More Podcast Shoutouts22:30 - Calling Horse Stables28:15 - Calling Clothing Stores32:40 - Knitting Store Calls40:25 - Powerball Number Collection Begins

Multi- billionaire John M (Text Café, HomeFine, GhosteFine, etc) returns to tell us about his new banking system that uses drones and real clouds. We try to get some clients for him and we also get the winning Powerball numbers and much more, on this episode of the WORLD RECORD PODCAST! More livestreams to come. Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcastBuy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com0:00 - Show intro / Deal Dash ad parody1:00 - Real doll discussion / Deal Dash continued5:00 - Samsung hold music interruption / Real doll debate8:00 - John M introduction / Sky Find Financial pitch begins10:00 - Sky banking concept explained / Drone-based banking15:00 - News clip about Sky Find Financial / Drone malfunctions20:00 - Banking logistics discussion / DNA verification system25:00 - Sky Pet Cemetery concept / Bird story30:00 - Calling financial institutions / Pitching Sky Fine35:00 - Shark Tank attempts / Multiple call attempts

Your favorite prisoner, Jared from Subway has transitioned and is now Jarella Fogella, but that's not the big news. The big news is SHE"S PREGNANT. Corneezy & Bee Dubbz talk to Jarella about being pregmant in prison and eventually can't take anymore of his crap so we hang up on him. We get the winning Powerball numbers for this week, and make some friends. It's a great time as usual. Thank you to everyone who watched Dreamscape with us as well! More livestreams to come. 👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇👇 Patreon! https://www.patreon.com/worldrecordpodcast Buy merch, watch videos and more! https://worldrecordpodcast.com 0:00 - Intro & Sponsor Jokes 1:30 - Patreon Movie Watch Announcement 3:15 - Off the Records Podcast Promo 5:45 - Jared Fogel/Jella Fagel Interview Begins 28:30 - Maternity Store Calls 35:15 - Subway Protein Pocket Calls 38:45 - Jared Interview Ends 40:00 - Time Discussion (2016 vs 2026) 42:30 - Long Wiener Rap