

The Boyscast with Ryan Long
The Boys
Official Podcast of the Boys - If you're a chick keep cruising sister. Hosted By the CEO of the Boys: Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy and the man the legend Danny Polishchuk @dannyjokes. Ryan and Danny go through the wildest articles and more.
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Sep 6, 2024 • 1h 48min
Wider Parking Spots for Women Only! Thin Lizzo, Down Syndrome Lawyer, Unhinged Musk Hate
Dive into the entertaining absurdity of women-only parking spots and the irony of America's view on freedom. Explore the evolving perceptions of body image featuring celebrities like Lizzo, and laugh at the paradox of enjoying unhealthy snacks while on weight-loss drugs. Marvel at the inspiring determination of disability athletes in competitive sports. The podcast humorously critiques the allure of bad boys and societal perceptions, while also touching on Britney Spears' public persona and the absurdity of free speech zones.

Aug 30, 2024 • 1h 38min
A Cult of Men Cutting Their D*cks Off, Taliban Bans Women From Talking! & Election Astrologers
King Edward was a gay black disabled man (according to a new TV show) The Taliban mass-fires men who can't grow beards, and sometimes you just have to ignore economists. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 23, 2024 • 1h 45min
Mobile Vasectomies & Abortion Clinic! Ben Affleck is Free, & Queering Nuclear Weapons
CHINA won the olympics! (According to China) Don Lemon searches desperately for purpose, and the DNC reclaims Country music. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - go to http://fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription FÜM - Go to http://tryfum.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for a free gift SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Fort Wayne: Oct 11/12, Louisville: Oct 13, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19 - ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Aug 16, 2024 • 1h 35min
UK Can't Stop Jailing People for Tweets, Influencer Puts Poo on her Face & Will Smiths REVENGE
Dive into the whirlwind of bizarre beauty trends, including the outrageous poop skincare fad that has the hosts in stitches. They tackle the linking of food festivals to monkeypox in Toronto with playful humor. A critique on gym culture and the absurdities of social media censorship unfolds, all while juggling comedic takes on personal relationships. Plus, explore the chaos of Olympic events and the dynamics of celebrity friendships, including those of Will Smith. It's a delightful mix of satire, societal quirks, and lighthearted commentary!

Aug 9, 2024 • 1h 35min
Olympic Commentator Fired for Sexist Joke! Alpha GigaChads for Harris & Intersex Athletes
The podcast dives into the whirlwind of modern dating in Ukraine amid conflict. It hilariously critiques an Olympic commentator's sexist joke while exploring the controversy over intersex athletes in sports. The discussion meanders through the fleeting nature of fame, humorous celebrity antics, and the shifting tides of attraction preferences, from 'bad boys' to emotionally available partners. Personal anecdotes and light-hearted jabs at societal norms create an entertaining and insightful exploration of contemporary life and culture.

Aug 2, 2024 • 1h 39min
The Gayest Olympics Ever & Republicans get Called Weird!
In this lively discussion, comedians Che Durena, Chris Faga, and JJ Liberman tackle topics like Ugly Privilege and the flamboyant antics of the Olympics, particularly LGBTQ+ representation. They share hilarious anecdotes about darts' excitement and the absurdity of political ads predicting dystopian futures. The conversation twists through political comedy, tech woes, and even bizarre scams, all wrapped in sharp satire and playful banter. They also delve into the chaos of personal relationships and the wild side of wrestling, keeping the laughs coming throughout.

Jul 23, 2024 • 1h 44min
IT'S JOEEEEEEVERRR!!!! Reacting to Biden Stepping Down, Being M.I.A and the Media Coverage (EMERGENCY)
Speculation on Biden's health and potential replacement, Canadian racism accusations, tech billionaires' influence, personalized health protocols, cybersecurity vulnerabilities, bathroom habits around the world, Dubai drama, media influence on social issues, diversity quotas, and political debates

Jul 19, 2024 • 1h 33min
Reacting to the Trump Assassination Attempt Coverage, Theories, & Winners and Losers
Forbes deletes article claiming Trump being shot will appeal to black voters, Kyle Gass gets his boss's band cancelled, and the biggest political controversy in Canada is the beer stores are closed. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: Auckland: July 24, Sydney, July 25, Melbourne: July 27, Brisbane: July 31, Perth: Aug 1, Saratoga Springs: Aug 9/10, Fort Wayne: Oct 11/12, Louisville: Oct 13, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19 - ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 12, 2024 • 1h 35min
New York Has a Pegging Festival, Climate Change Ambassador Livin' Large, & Trump Goes WILD
Toronto's Skinny Dipping Club is letting kids in for free! Gypsy Rose is pregnant with a demon baby and NYC invents the first ever trash-containment vessel for public use. SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Butcherbox - Go to http://butcherbox.com/boyscast and use promo code boyscast for $20 off your order and get free food with every box Factor - Go to http://factormeals.com/boyscast50 and enter code BOYSCAST50 at checkout to get 50% off your first box plus 20% off your next orders while subscribed RYAN ON TOUR: Auckland: July 24, Sydney, July 25, Melbourne: July 27, Brisbane: July 31, Perth: Aug 1, Saratoga Springs: Aug 9/10, Fort Wayne: Oct 11/12, Louisville: Oct 13, Phoenix: Feb 14-16, Portland: Feb 25/26, Edmonton: Jan 24-26, Tacoma: Feb 27-March 1, Minneapolis: Jan 17-19 - ryanlongcomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jul 5, 2024 • 1h 37min
Biden Refuses to Drop Out! Tampon Shrinkflation & Pride Fetish Zone
The podcast discusses racially diverse hate groups, French feminists mopping topless, and the concept of a 'fart walk'. They also cover topics like shrinkflation, Pride events, and stereotypes in society. Additionally, they touch on cosmetic enhancements, political news, therapy, and rapper mix-ups, providing a mix of humor and insight.


