The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Stand up comedians Chris Faga and Robbie "The Fire" Bernstein join Ryan at the studio to discuss Trump's state of the Union, Shane hosting SNL again, and the recent Zelensky drama at the White House. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! True Classic - Go to https://trueclassic.com/boyscast for big savings! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/factorpodcast and use the code FACTORPODCAST for 50% off your first box + free shipping Bilt - Go to https://joinbilt.com to start earning points on rent you already pay Mando - Go to https://shopmando.com and use code BOYSCAST to get 40% off SUPPORT THE BOYS PATREON.COM/THEBOYSCAST RYAN ON TOUR: LA: March 30, Irvine: March 21, San Jose: March 22/23, Tampa: March 28/29, Salt Lake City: April 11/12, Denver: April 13, Atlanta: April 25/26 ryanlongcomedy.com dannycomedy.com SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST: https://www.patreon.com/theboyscast http://ryanlongcomedy.com Ryan @ryanlongcomedy To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com Or go to: https://advertising.libsyn.com/BOYSCAST Chapters: 00:00 - Danny AWOL 00:36 - Intro 01:01 - Welcome Guests 06:44 - Trump's gone WWE mode 09:32 - Guy with cane kicked out 12:26 - AOC handcuffed 14:39 - Hood lady 15:57 - Hot Mic 16:32 - Rob Ford's brother 17:49 - Mike Meyers' Elon impression 20:00 - Shane on SNL 22:22 - Why is Trump antagonizing Canada? 25:18 - Russia / Ukraine / Mineral deal 33:04 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for personalized ED treatments 35:08 - AD - Fitbod - Go to fitbod.me/boyscast for 25% off your subscription 36:36 - Zelensky backtracking / what is his argument? 46:06 - America likes to prop people up and watch them fall 52:20 - Results? 53:45 - Elon / People selling their teslas 1:03:07 - AD - SOUL CBD - Go to https://getsoul.com and use code BOYSCAST for 30% off your order 1:05:00 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:07:20 - Economic boycott 1:17:36 - Checking in with Mystery 1:20:18 - Trans men pass easier? / epidemic of knuckle-crushing handshakes 1:22:48 - Recine's spicy jokes 1:25:25 - Ryan's censorship issue 1:33:07 - Pulling public funds 1:42:41 - Epstein files

Stand-up comedian Sam Tallent joins in for a wild ride filled with laughter and insight. They dive into Elon Musk's quirky DMs and dish out unconventional travel hacks for those who dread flying. Hilarity ensues as they share their experiences with jazz clubs and strange culinary adventures. They also touch on the absurdities of social media fame and reflect on the challenges of navigating relationships in today’s world. With anecdotes on aging and cultural stereotypes, this conversation is both entertaining and thought-provoking!

The discussion humorously critiques Elon Musk's unconventional parenting choices, sparking debates about wealth and societal norms. It also dives into the absurdity of a Florida man's attempt at violence against perceived nationalities. Aviation anecdotes and California's peculiar water policies add a layer of light satire. The hosts tackle controversial dating perspectives on race, questioning genuine intentions versus fetishization. With a mix of banter and serious reflections, they explore the quirks of modern relationships and cultural interactions.

The discussion kicks off with a hilarious critique of Kendrick Lamar's Super Bowl performance and attire. It dives into the chaos of urban life with tales of subway etiquette and elevator rants. They dissect the cultural significance of recent Super Bowl ads, including contentious celebrity endorsements. The conversation takes a turn towards gender norms in fitness, humorously questioning the need for gendered spaces. It wraps up with a comedic look at societal expectations surrounding body image and the complexities of modern masculinity.

The discussion hilariously scrutinizes Facebook's bizarre choice to remove tampons from men's rooms. A brutal encounter involving an Indian comic and Bollywood mocks the extremes of celebrity. The podcasters dive into Canada's energy crisis, exploring ludicrous oil transport issues. They also illuminate the chaos of celebrity culture, highlighted by Blake Lively's gastrointestinal adventures, and the absurdity behind the 'sovereign citizen' movement. Expect laughs over political absurdities and the unexpected hilarity of rent reward programs!

Dr. Phil takes on immigration issues in a controversial new show, stirring up ethical debates. A woman sues Uber for weight discrimination, prompting humorous discussions on legal implications. Steve Harvey gets caught in a scam scandal, adding to the absurdity of the current cultural landscape. Biohacking reaches new heights, as one father absurdly tracks his son's physical stats. The quirks of shrinkflation illustrate the strange dynamics of consumer culture, making for a blend of comedy and social commentary.

The discussion dives into Elon Musk's media antics and their absurdities. They tackle a neo-Nazi’s gender change for prison perks and the withdrawal symptoms from TikTok addiction. The hosts humorously critique societal norms around masculinity and the complexities of fame. They explore the volatile world of cryptocurrency, the influence of social media, and the impact of modern digital life on mental health. Clever anecdotes and sharp satire enhance their exploration of contemporary cultural dynamics.

California faces wildfires as celebrities bemoan public indifference. The absurdity of looting garners hilarity when critiquing Julia Roberts’ hypocritical stance. Humorous tales of cryptocurrency chaos unfold, revealing unexpected tokens like 'Fartcoin.' A raucous discussion on tech moguls reveals the gap between their personas and reality. Navigate the challenges of love in the spotlight, with tales from Hugh Jackman to TikTok. Society's quirks emerge from chaotic subway rides to bizarre theater incidents, all punctuated with witty banter.

The discussion kicks off with Zuckerberg's eyebrow-raising announcement on free speech and the implications of social media policies. They dive into the outrageous topic of a Yale course examining friendships between Black and White women and explore the antics in Canadian politics under Trudeau. Humorous takes on North Korea's absurd cultural restrictions and the odd dynamics between wealthy older men and younger women add flair. The team critiques the intersection of comedy, controversy, and societal expectations, leaving listeners entertained and thoughtful.

The hosts dive into the shutdown of a pioneering women's sports bar due to male dominance. They riff on bizarre news, like a Cybertruck explosion, while mixing humor with social critique. Chance encounters spark reflections on modern life's scripted feel. Immigration, cultural pressures, and the complexities of the H1B visa program are explored with wit. They humorously debate the idea of Canada being annexed by the U.S. and the quirky world of jam bands. Finally, they satirize luxury dining and delve into societal shifts on intimacy, including the rise of sex robots.