The Boyscast with Ryan Long

The Apocalypse is postponed, Orgasmic Meditation founder was up to no good, and HuffPo says Trump may be a narcissist. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Upcoming Shows: Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Power Plant & Bridge Day / Iran 05:31 - Trumps crazy tweets 09:16 - Orange Dust 10:13 - "Civilization" tweet 11:18 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 11:43 - How to invest in light of DJT apocalypsing an entire civilization? 16:07 - "MAGA" Podcasters 18:04 - Tucker's not having it 20:53 - MAGA Shop losing sales due to Iran war 25:00 - HuffPo claims Trump may be a narcissist 27:23 - Is the ceasefire happening or not? 29:25 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 31:16 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 32:45 - Forbes 30 under 30 for women is a direct pipeline to jail 36:27 - Orgasmic Meditation founder gets 9 years in iron bar hotel 49:50 - Boyscast Suckmeoff Pilates 1:01:54 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:03:22 - Newsom's wife concerned about young men being radicalized 1:09:39 - Alien talk 1:18:35 - Byron Noem's main gal goes on press tour 1:20:40 - Influencers face an uphill battle convincing women to be frugal 1:37:11 - Wrap up

Kristi Noem's husband has a bimbofication fetish, the NDP conference in Canada is WILD, and women share how to detect if your man is a liberal SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - No Kings funniest moments 10:04 - Kristi Noem's husband is freaky 14:35 - Prayer energy drink 18:39 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 19:11 - Noem's husband cont'd 22:22 - Lindsay Graham is a Disney adult 24:17 - No Kings articles 27:35 - Druski v. Erika Kirk 33:56 - AD - Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping 35:34 - Gang check-ins 40:10 - NDP conference in Canada is WILD 56:23 - Special Ed teacher admits to banging 2 students 1:00:25 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:02:02 - JD Vance says aliens are demons 1:06:08 - Patriot babe honey trap 1:08:20 - Comedian sued over Lion King lie 1:11:24 - UK Police warn 'there is no safe way to strangle' 1:16:44 - How to tell if your man is liberal 1:33:25 - Wrap up

A viral pastor essay about his wife sparks a sharp takedown of purity culture and redemption narratives. A spicy tweet fuels cancel-culture fallout and media moralizing. They riff on midlife partners feeling 'disgusted' by neglect, grooming double standards, and bizarre tabloid stories that range from odd human-interest to celebrity posthumous scrutiny.

They mock viral rumors about Iran’s new supreme leader and how sexual gossip becomes political propaganda. They riff on AI-driven fakery, Netanyahu conspiracies, and how images get manipulated. They react to a Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere and discuss radicalization, looks-maxing, and monetized internet extremism. They also lampoon surreal White House shoe stories and performative politics.

Joey Avery, stand-up comedian and touring performer, pops in to promote his special and talk life on the road. He riffs on working with Vince Vaughn, translating standup to acting, and EDM/club culture. They also dig into Gen Z habits, ADHD and creativity, Tarantino vs Rosanna Arquette, RFK Jr.'s inner circle, and quirky tax hacks.

They riff on Y2K nostalgia and war-era vibes while roasting media panic over NYC incidents. They roast public etiquette battles like headphone offenders and dine-and-dash influencers. Controversial classroom math that fat-shames women sparks debate. They lampoon Women’s Day rage rooms, gendered investing products, AI hype, and odd cultural rules from paternity laws to MAGA-coded restaurants.

Iran struck by US and Israel igniting war, a shooting in Austin, and Rabbi Shmuley asks 'Is God antisemitic?' SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489

Inside the Gay Tech Mafia, a man with tourette's ruins the BAFTA awards, and Ryan and Danny brainstorm homeless shelter improvements. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Babbel - Go to https://babbel.com/boyscast to get up to 60% off your subscription Upcoming Shows: Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Gay Tech Mafia 00:25 - Canada Hockey 04:34 - Kash Patel's cringe celebration 07:05 - State of the Union 08:31 - Danny's precious tariffs got shut down 11:19 - Jack Hughes 15:13 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets 15:37 - Patriotism 17:58 - American refugee finds out Canadian grass isn't greener 27:04 - NYC shuts down from snow 37:09 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 39:01 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit 40:57 - Mexico cartel shakeup 45:09 - Tourette's guy 1:01:01 - Gavin Newsom under fire 1:07:37 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:10:12 - AD - Babbel - Go to https://babbel.com/boyscast to get up to 60% off your subscription 1:12:12 - Ad pulled in UK for reinforcing negative stereotypes 1:16:00 - LA pulls ad telling people not to poop on public busses 1:17:19 - Iran 1:19:24 - Mike Huckabee on Carlson 1:36:39 - Relationships good or bad for career? 1:40:38 - Inside the gay tech mafia 1:51:10 - Wrap up

Chatbot boyfriends are being decommissioned, Jordan Peterson thinks AI has become too sexy, and strippers as a recession indicator. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Ray Dalio says the old world order is over. 03:48 - Court rules Ontario must pay for gender reassignment 10:31 - Millennials are cooked 12:00 - AI has some problems 18:49 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 19:27 - Jordan Peterson salivates while warning the world about AI nudes 22:41 - Chinese AI attacks 33:58 - OpenAI decommissions its most seductive chatbot 45:56 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 47:22 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 48:59 - Nerds are hot now 50:29 - Girls are so over bad boys 51:50 - Looksmaxxing has hit critical mass and is over 1:05:09 - The "Stripper Index" signals recession 1:11:43 - "Why Maga-boosting comedy bros are ditching Trump" 1:17:49 - Gentrification 1:23:01 - Utah politician waterboards daughter for not cleaning her room 1:23:57 - Chinese Overwatch players protest proposed change to characters can-size 1:24:47 - British pubs in countryside are making Muslims feel unwelcome 1:30:58 - It's ok for women to fetishize gay men but not for dudes to enjoy lesbians 1:33:53 - Wrap up

Epstein's friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Cheers Health - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit Upcoming Shows: San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Eventful week 01:08 - Howard Lutnik 07:11 - Love Guru Chopped (Deepak Chopra) 12:19 - Crypto crash memes 17:37 - Super Bowl 28:54 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase 30:26 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 32:07 - Right here right now sketch 34:04 - TPUSA Flubbed it 42:25 - Buju Banton 45:16 - Danny's Stand up to Goy Hate sketch 52:02 - Shamwow Vince running for office 55:43 - Winter Olympics so white 58:16 - AD - Cheers Health - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order 1:00:29 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit 1:02:20 - Funny olympics stuff 1:09:23 - Frozen hammer 1:10:58 - Ski jumpers injecting acid into schmeckel??? 1:13:30 - Steve Bannon 1:15:31 - J-Mail 1:17:43 - Ring cams are part of the surveillance state rollout 1:26:16 - Chinamaxxing 1:40:23 - Microplastics in body overblown? 1:42:37 - Wrap up / Dates