The Boyscast with Ryan Long

Muslims have a bone to pick with progressive ideology, Hanta Virus outbreak on a nightmare cruise, and Spencer Pratt's mayoral candidacy. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription Fanvue - Go to https://fanvue.com to start your creator journey Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box Upcoming Shows: Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Stamford - June 6th Atlanta - June 11th Cleveland - June 12th Portland, ME - June 14th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th Atlantic City, July 19th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - This week on Boyscast 00:14 - Intro 00:37 - Danny has Hantavirus 00:55 - Legionnaires disease 02:39 - Spencer Pratt 11:51 - Minneapolis 14:46 - 4 Shows 2 Jews 15:36 - Muslims vs. Progressives 21:06 - Woman protesting nude in a bell 24:08 - Space Vacation 25:54 - Richard Pryor talks about being cancelled 26:49 - Democrats became uncool 28:55 - DATES - go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://punchup.live/dannypolishchuk for tickets! 29:21 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your FREE online consultation 31:08 - AD - Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription 32:58 - Hantavirus / Cruises are nightmares 39:51 - Covid Zero folks weigh in on Hantavirus 44:57 - Ukraine war maybe ending? 47:23 - Epstein's note 52:56 - Running yourself ragged 1:01:23 - AD - Fanvue - Go to https://fanvue.com to start your creator journey 1:02:55 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 1:05:00 - Elon vs. Sam Altman 1:13:01 - Telus in hot water for AI voice changers 1:18:04 - Misogyny with a marketing budget 1:23:29 - Catholic AI 1:29:04 - Gwen Stefani 1:35:13 - MIA gets kicked off tour 1:39:51 - Wrap up

They dig into a wild JP Morgan scandal and a viral figure accused of multiple fabrications. They roast the Met Gala as costume theater for the ultra-rich. They mock a biohacker tweeting intimate health data and riff on bizarre science headlines and scammy schemes. Short bits cover memes, cultural labeling, and legal theatrics surrounding the JP Morgan story.

A wild recount of performing surreal art at a Bitcoin conference and the culture clash between OG crypto fans and finance bros. A chaotic incident at the White House Correspondents Dinner sparks talk about celebrity reactions, media spin, and conspiracy chatter. A heated debate on ‘micro‑looting’ and stealing framed as activism, plus jokes about pickup‑artist lingo, OnlyFans, and legal scandals.

A wild rundown of allegations that a major civil-rights group secretly funded extremists. A cringe viral breakup tale over weight-loss injections and the absurd social rules it sparks. A heated take on Dave Chappelle’s NPR defense and how comics, politics, and outrage collide.

Jada Pinkett Smith continues to ruin Will's life, new Pope is weak on crime, and Canada adds even more letters to the LGBTA acronym. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Wrap up the war / Cuba 04:14 - Allbirds shoe company pivots to AI 06:21 - My 600 lb life star Dolly Martinez dead at 30 08:37 - Punk at the Park founder discovered to be Trump donor 09:35 - Sabrina Carpenter hates muslims 13:20 - Iran war being fought through memes 14:43 - Israelis dine and dash during missile sirens 16:54 - Trump at war with everyone 18:12 - Trump vs. Pope 26:47 - Pope is weak on crime 27:58 - AD - Marek Health - Go to https://marekhealth.com and use code BOYSCAST for 10% off Marek Health & Diagnostics 29:29 - AD - Dose - Go to https://dosedaily.co/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST to get 35% off your first month subscription 31:07 - Cool guy / Nice girl theory 43:58 - Christians in a tough spot 45:11 - Does America have the most types of people? 47:04 - Wrapping up Pope stuff 48:39 - Migrants in Britain Gayming the system 55:28 - Canada turns LGBTA acronym into a Strong Password 1:04:10 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:06:02 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:07:46 - Boomers ruining Canada 1:09:38 - Jada Pinkett Smith can't stop ruining Will's life 1:19:07 - Swalwell & Shkreli 1:23:30 - Inside the Femosphere 1:31:53 - Secretarymaxx your girl 1:48:24 - Wrap up

The Apocalypse is postponed, Orgasmic Meditation founder was up to no good, and HuffPo says Trump may be a narcissist. SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs Upcoming Shows: Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Power Plant & Bridge Day / Iran 05:31 - Trumps crazy tweets 09:16 - Orange Dust 10:13 - "Civilization" tweet 11:18 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 11:43 - How to invest in light of DJT apocalypsing an entire civilization? 16:07 - "MAGA" Podcasters 18:04 - Tucker's not having it 20:53 - MAGA Shop losing sales due to Iran war 25:00 - HuffPo claims Trump may be a narcissist 27:23 - Is the ceasefire happening or not? 29:25 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 31:16 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free daily greens per box 32:45 - Forbes 30 under 30 for women is a direct pipeline to jail 36:27 - Orgasmic Meditation founder gets 9 years in iron bar hotel 49:50 - Boyscast Suckmeoff Pilates 1:01:54 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free welcome kit, bottle of vitamin D3K2, and 5 AG1 travel packs 1:03:22 - Newsom's wife concerned about young men being radicalized 1:09:39 - Alien talk 1:18:35 - Byron Noem's main gal goes on press tour 1:20:40 - Influencers face an uphill battle convincing women to be frugal 1:37:11 - Wrap up

Kristi Noem's husband has a bimbofication fetish, the NDP conference in Canada is WILD, and women share how to detect if your man is a liberal SUPPORT THE BOYSCAST! Go to https://patreon.com/theboyscast for a premium episode every week plus bonus content SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Upcoming Shows: Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Portland - May 1-3 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Lansing - May 17 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Boston - July 17 Denver - July 23-25 Albuquerque- July 31-Aug 1 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 Tacoma - Sept 17-19 Phoenix - October 16-17 Edmonton- Nov 5,6,7 Calgary - Nov 12-14 DC - Dec 3-5 Providence - Dec 10-12 Punchup.live/ryanlong Danny Shows: Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th East Providence, RI - May 17th Brooklyn, NY - June 4th Tacoma, WA - July 15th Spokane, WA - July 16th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - No Kings funniest moments 10:04 - Kristi Noem's husband is freaky 14:35 - Prayer energy drink 18:39 - DATES - Go to https://punchup.live/ryanlong and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 19:11 - Noem's husband cont'd 22:22 - Lindsay Graham is a Disney adult 24:17 - No Kings articles 27:35 - Druski v. Erika Kirk 33:56 - AD - Me Undies - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off and free shipping 35:34 - Gang check-ins 40:10 - NDP conference in Canada is WILD 56:23 - Special Ed teacher admits to banging 2 students 1:00:25 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 1:02:02 - JD Vance says aliens are demons 1:06:08 - Patriot babe honey trap 1:08:20 - Comedian sued over Lion King lie 1:11:24 - UK Police warn 'there is no safe way to strangle' 1:16:44 - How to tell if your man is liberal 1:33:25 - Wrap up

A viral pastor essay about his wife sparks a sharp takedown of purity culture and redemption narratives. A spicy tweet fuels cancel-culture fallout and media moralizing. They riff on midlife partners feeling 'disgusted' by neglect, grooming double standards, and bizarre tabloid stories that range from odd human-interest to celebrity posthumous scrutiny.

They mock viral rumors about Iran’s new supreme leader and how sexual gossip becomes political propaganda. They riff on AI-driven fakery, Netanyahu conspiracies, and how images get manipulated. They react to a Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere and discuss radicalization, looks-maxing, and monetized internet extremism. They also lampoon surreal White House shoe stories and performative politics.

Joey Avery, stand-up comedian and touring performer, pops in to promote his special and talk life on the road. He riffs on working with Vince Vaughn, translating standup to acting, and EDM/club culture. They also dig into Gen Z habits, ADHD and creativity, Tarantino vs Rosanna Arquette, RFK Jr.'s inner circle, and quirky tax hacks.