The Boyscast with Ryan Long

A viral pastor essay about his wife sparks a sharp takedown of purity culture and redemption narratives. A spicy tweet fuels cancel-culture fallout and media moralizing. They riff on midlife partners feeling 'disgusted' by neglect, grooming double standards, and bizarre tabloid stories that range from odd human-interest to celebrity posthumous scrutiny.

They mock viral rumors about Iran’s new supreme leader and how sexual gossip becomes political propaganda. They riff on AI-driven fakery, Netanyahu conspiracies, and how images get manipulated. They react to a Louis Theroux documentary about the manosphere and discuss radicalization, looks-maxing, and monetized internet extremism. They also lampoon surreal White House shoe stories and performative politics.

Joey Avery, stand-up comedian and touring performer, pops in to promote his special and talk life on the road. He riffs on working with Vince Vaughn, translating standup to acting, and EDM/club culture. They also dig into Gen Z habits, ADHD and creativity, Tarantino vs Rosanna Arquette, RFK Jr.'s inner circle, and quirky tax hacks.

They riff on Y2K nostalgia and war-era vibes while roasting media panic over NYC incidents. They roast public etiquette battles like headphone offenders and dine-and-dash influencers. Controversial classroom math that fat-shames women sparks debate. They lampoon Women’s Day rage rooms, gendered investing products, AI hype, and odd cultural rules from paternity laws to MAGA-coded restaurants.

Iran struck by US and Israel igniting war, a shooting in Austin, and Rabbi Shmuley asks 'Is God antisemitic?' SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 20% off and free shipping Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489

Inside the Gay Tech Mafia, a man with tourette's ruins the BAFTA awards, and Ryan and Danny brainstorm homeless shelter improvements. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts Babbel - Go to https://babbel.com/boyscast to get up to 60% off your subscription Upcoming Shows: Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Gay Tech Mafia 00:25 - Canada Hockey 04:34 - Kash Patel's cringe celebration 07:05 - State of the Union 08:31 - Danny's precious tariffs got shut down 11:19 - Jack Hughes 15:13 - Dates - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets 15:37 - Patriotism 17:58 - American refugee finds out Canadian grass isn't greener 27:04 - NYC shuts down from snow 37:09 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 39:01 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit 40:57 - Mexico cartel shakeup 45:09 - Tourette's guy 1:01:01 - Gavin Newsom under fire 1:07:37 - AD - Mars Men - Go to https://mengotomars.com and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off for life, free shipping and 3 free gifts 1:10:12 - AD - Babbel - Go to https://babbel.com/boyscast to get up to 60% off your subscription 1:12:12 - Ad pulled in UK for reinforcing negative stereotypes 1:16:00 - LA pulls ad telling people not to poop on public busses 1:17:19 - Iran 1:19:24 - Mike Huckabee on Carlson 1:36:39 - Relationships good or bad for career? 1:40:38 - Inside the gay tech mafia 1:51:10 - Wrap up

Chatbot boyfriends are being decommissioned, Jordan Peterson thinks AI has become too sexy, and strippers as a recession indicator. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Ray Dalio says the old world order is over. 03:48 - Court rules Ontario must pay for gender reassignment 10:31 - Millennials are cooked 12:00 - AI has some problems 18:49 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 19:27 - Jordan Peterson salivates while warning the world about AI nudes 22:41 - Chinese AI attacks 33:58 - OpenAI decommissions its most seductive chatbot 45:56 - AD - Factor - Go to https://factormeals.com/boyscast50OFF and use code boyscast50off to get 50% off your first box & free breakfast for 1 year 47:22 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 48:59 - Nerds are hot now 50:29 - Girls are so over bad boys 51:50 - Looksmaxxing has hit critical mass and is over 1:05:09 - The "Stripper Index" signals recession 1:11:43 - "Why Maga-boosting comedy bros are ditching Trump" 1:17:49 - Gentrification 1:23:01 - Utah politician waterboards daughter for not cleaning her room 1:23:57 - Chinese Overwatch players protest proposed change to characters can-size 1:24:47 - British pubs in countryside are making Muslims feel unwelcome 1:30:58 - It's ok for women to fetishize gay men but not for dudes to enjoy lesbians 1:33:53 - Wrap up

Epstein's friends keep forgetting details of their relationship, Bad Bunny versus Kid Rock, and Winter Olympics is too white. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns Cheers Health - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit Upcoming Shows: San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Eventful week 01:08 - Howard Lutnik 07:11 - Love Guru Chopped (Deepak Chopra) 12:19 - Crypto crash memes 17:37 - Super Bowl 28:54 - AD - Nic Nac - Go to https://nicnac.com/boyscast to get 20% off your purchase 30:26 - AD - Quince - Go to https://quince.com/boyscast to get free shipping on your order & 365 day returns 32:07 - Right here right now sketch 34:04 - TPUSA Flubbed it 42:25 - Buju Banton 45:16 - Danny's Stand up to Goy Hate sketch 52:02 - Shamwow Vince running for office 55:43 - Winter Olympics so white 58:16 - AD - Cheers Health - Go to https://cheershealth.com and use promo code BOYSCAST to get 20% off your order 1:00:29 - AD - AG1 - Go to https://drinkag1.com/boyscast to get a free AG1 & AGZ flavor sampler plus a free welcome kit 1:02:20 - Funny olympics stuff 1:09:23 - Frozen hammer 1:10:58 - Ski jumpers injecting acid into schmeckel??? 1:13:30 - Steve Bannon 1:15:31 - J-Mail 1:17:43 - Ring cams are part of the surveillance state rollout 1:26:16 - Chinamaxxing 1:40:23 - Microplastics in body overblown? 1:42:37 - Wrap up / Dates

Thousands of Epstein files drop and nobody is safe & AI chatbot agents start their own social media platform. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off Upcoming Shows: Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Melania box office numbers / critic response 04:28 - Epstein files / Woody Allen 20:35 - Steve Bannon Epstein interview 25:51 - AD - Mint Mobile - Go to http://mintmobile.com/boyscast to get 50% off unlimited premium wireless 27:52 - Bannon cont'd 42:27 - Ryan's Heated Rivalry joke 46:10 - DATES - Go to https://ryanlongcomedy.com and https://dannycomedy.com for tickets! 46:54 - Bill Gates / Epstein banned from XBOX 50:34 - Michael Sailor 1:01:51 - AD - Me Undies - Go to https://meundies.com/boyscast and use code BOYSCAST for 50% off 1:04:06 - Peter Attia 1:13:11 - Elon vs. Hoffman 1:23:49 - Epstein had low T? 1:26:59 - Social media platform for AI agents sparks concern 1:41:27 - AI poses bigger threat to useless jobs like the ones women do 1:42:32 - Wholesome corner - Grandmother breaks 40 years of celibacy to become prostitute due to poor economy

ICE all over Minneapolis, an online group of men who like men but act straight, and the Melania movie disappoints at the box office. SUPPORT OUR SPONSORS! My Bookie - Go to https://mybookie.ag and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit Upcoming Shows: Ottawa Jan 30th Toronto - Jan 31 Jacksonville - Feb 3 Miami - Feb 4 Naples - Feb 5 San Francisco - Feb 26 Sacramento - Feb 27/28 Philadelphia - Mar 17-19 Madison - Mar 26-28 Vancouver - April 2-4 Minneapolis - may 8/9 Chicago - May 12-14 Detroit - May 15-16 Winnipeg - Jun 4-6 Spokane - June 18-20 Phoenix - June 26/27 Boston - July 17 Halifax - Aug 8 Nashville - Aug 12/13 Kansas City - Aug 14/15 DC - Dec 3-5 Ryanlongcomedy.com Danny Shows: Fort Worth - March 13/14 Pittsburgh - April 9th Chicago - April 10/11 Detroit - April 12th Charlotte - April 29th Washington, DC - April 30th Ocala, FL - May 2nd San Diego - May 6th Chandler - May 7th https://dannycomedy.com Ryans: https://youtube.com/ryanlongcomedy @ryanlongcomedy Dannys Channel: https: youtube.com/dannypolishchuk @dannyjokes FELLAS FELLAS MERCH! http://ryanlongstore.com To advertise on this podcast please email: ad-sales@libsyn.com with Subject: Boyscast Ryan @ryanlongcomedy Danny @dannyjokes Instagram: @ryanlongcomedy Twitter: @ryanlongcomedy Facebook.com/ryanlongcomedy tiktok @ryanlongcomedy AUDIO PODCAST: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-boyscast-with-ryan-long/id1498829489 Chapters: 00:00 - Funny stuff during not-funny times 06:50 - Iran 11:30 - Sam Tripoli's prediction 19:53 - Larry Ellison bought Tik Tok 26:16 - AD - My Bookie - Go to https://mybookie.ag and use code BOYSCAST to get your first bet covered up to $500 27:53 - AD - Fitbod - Go to https://fitbod.me/boyscast to get 25% off your subscription 29:38 - Gold prices 37:02 - Melania movie 42:57 - "Targeted sweeps" 50:25 - SNL vs. ICE 57:27 - Boyscast schedule / Dates 58:21 - Ye apologizes for antisemitism 1:01:55 - AD - Hims - Go to https://hims.com/boyscast for your free online visit 1:03:40 - A private club for masculine men into men 1:11:39 - "I let my wife have an affair and now it's over. Should I console her?" 1:17:06 - Pierce Morgan's wife 1:19:11 - Davos / group chats 1:26:34 - Wrap up