We Hate Movies

This week on the program, the first WHM episode of Listener Request Month peels out as the guys talk about the Sylvester Stallone car racing dud, Driven! Why can’t this movie decide on a villain? How terrible are all the CGI sewer covers? Why are those announcers getting so horned up over the car crashes? And guard your ears, this movie has one of the worst soundtracks of all time! PLUS: Does God watch The Eric Szyszka Show? Driven stars Sylvester Stallone, Kip Pardue, Stacy Edwards, Til Schweiger, Gina Gershon, Estella Warren, Cristián de la Fuente, Brent Briscoe, Robert Sean Leonard, and Burt Reynolds as Carl Henry; directed by Renny Harlin. Tickets on sale now for our shows in San Francisco and Los Angeles! Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this month’s Patron-requested We ❤️ Movies, the guys are chatting about John Huston’s Rudyard Kipling adaptation, The Man Who Would Be King! How wild is Michael Caine’s makeup for the bookends of this film? Has Connery’s butt ever looked better on screen? And wow, what a WILD—for the sake of the widow's son! This episode is for subscribers only. To access the full show, along with a massive library of exclusive bonus content you can't get anywhere else, sign up for our Patreon!Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this edition of On-Screen Live!, the guys are going over the weekend Box Office numbers (including Quantumania's hard fall in week 2); reacting to the trailers for the new Russell Crowe horror film The Pope's Exorcist and Netflix's Arnold action comedy, FUBAR; chatting about Cocaine Bear, and more!This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live Mondays at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the guys are chatting about the obnoxious Kid Power triumph, 3 Ninjas! Is there an unrated version of this movie that’s more violent? Like where Tum-Tum gives a guy a Colombian Neck Tie or something? How terrible is the score to this film? And is this grandfather trying to raise an army of little domestic terrorists? PLUS: Couldn’t we get a Snyder/Grandpa in-the-early-days movie? 3 Ninjas stars Michael Treanor, Max Elliot Slade, Chad Power, Rand Kingsley, Alan McRae, Margarita Franco, Joel Swetow, Kate Sargeant, Professor Toru Tanaka, Patrick Labyorteaux, and Victor Wong as Grandpa; directed by Jon Turteltaub.Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs!This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self.Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are giving their thoughts on the weekend Box Office, Marvel's Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania, Liam Neeson in Marlowe, checking in on this first episode of the new Star Trek: Picard season, as well as doing the official drawing for the 2023 Listener Request Month selections! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live every Monday at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week’s episode, the guys keep the Valentine’s celebration going with an unofficial WLM all about 1981’s My Bloody Valentine! How incredible is that Hollis fella? Was the town really going to fold if they didn’t have that Valentine’s Day dance? Couldn’t the kids have just brought packs of hot dogs to the town bar instead of the mining office’s commissary? How disorganized was that mental hospital? Does the neon lighting cheapen Valentine Bluffs’ town welcome sign? And did playing the video game Pong fuel Mark David Chapman’s night of terror back in 1980? PLUS: At least 15 minutes spent throughout the episode talking about, you guessed it, hot dogs! My Bloody Valentine stars Paul Kelman, Lori Hallier, Neil Affleck, Alf Humphreys, Cynthia Dale, Helene Udy, Don Francks, Patricia Hamilton, Larry Reynolds, and Keith Knight as Hollis; directed by George Mihalka. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live! the guys are talking about Magic Mike's Last Dance taking the weekend Box Office, along with Knock at the Cabin's tragic fall, and reactions to several trailers that dropped during or around the Big Game, including Fast X, The Flash, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3, Creed III, and more! NOTE: During the stream, YouTube decided to cut the feed when we were reacting to the trailer for The Flash. Everything worked itself out, but apologies for some janky-ness in the conversation toward the end, however nothing is cut out. Our whole convo is in tact! This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live every Monday at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us over on YT! We plan on expanding the channel throughout 2023 and we don't want you to miss out! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the guys are celebrating Valentine’s Day by chatting about the beloved 90’s rom-com, Sleepless in Seattle! Would this movie have benefitted from some kind of body count? Is Meg Ryan’s character tanking this newspaper’s expense account policy with this stalking scheme? And’s does that little boy sound like Tom Waits? PLUS: A survey of Revolutionary War-era sex toys! Sleepless in Seattle stars Tom Hanks, Meg Ryan, Ross Malinger, Bill Pullman, Rita Wilson, Victor Garber, David Hyde Pierce, Frances Conroy, and Rosie O’Donnell as Becky; directed by Nora Ephron. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Grab-Ass & Cancer, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! & WHAT IF Donna? designs! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/whm and get on your way to being your best self. Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this week's On-Screen Live!, the guys are chatting about M. Night Shyamalan's Knock at the Cabin, reacting to the trailer for the Toni Collette comedy, Mafia Mamma, going over James Gunn's major DCU announcements, looking at 80 For Brady box office success, and more!  This is of course the audio-only edition of On-Screen Live!, if you want the full experience, check out the show on our YouTube channel. Watch live every Monday at 12pm/et or catch the replay whenever. While you're there, be sure to like this episode and subscribe to the channel! Set up notifications so you don't miss a moment of new content from us over on YT! We plan on expanding the channel throughout 2023 and we don't want you to miss out! Unlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

On this episode, the guys are chatting about an absolute duketastrophe of a comic book adaptation, R.I.P.D.! What kind of a deal did Ryan Reynolds make with The Devil? Is this proof that Jeff Bridges can be a delight in anything? How hard was this thing trying to be Men in Black? And wow, how horrendous is all the CGI here? Woof. PLUS: After the success of Barbarian, can Richard Brake go to a hardware store anymore?  R.I.P.D. stars Jeff Bridges, Ryan Reynolds, Kevin Bacon, Mary-Louise Parker, Stephanie Szostak, Marisa Miller, Devin Ratray, Mike O’Malley, and Hollywood legend, James Hong as… Nick’s Avatar; directed by Robert Schwentke. For more Jeff Bridges chatter, be sure you’re subscribed to the WHM Patreon to access this month’s WLM on The Big Lebowski, along with hours and hours of exclusive bonus content. Check out the WHM Merch Store featuring new Love & Thunder, Demono’s Pizza, SW Crispy Critters, MINGO! designs! Advertise on We Hate Movies via Gumball.fmUnlock Exclusive Content!: http://www.patreon.com/wehatemoviesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.