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A witty tour of the writer’s mid-project panic and the obsessive hunt for continuity in scenes. Anecdotes about script research firms reveal how small details like who watches a baby or a bar can upend pacing and character placement. Comparisons range from studio nitpicks to ancient scribes questioning textual contradictions. Reflections on when to pursue every detail and when to let go.

We’re finally through Oscar season, which means it’s time to think about prestige, status and the difference between the awards you want and the awards you get. Rob Long has a People’s Choice Award obtained through what can only be described as informed consent, a WGA Award for the Earth Day Television Special, an LA Press Club Award that doesn’t read on camera and an Emmy certificate that looks terrific... on the wall. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A writer debates giving career advice while reflecting on a risky leather jacket purchase that paid off. The story explores Hollywood’s culture of treating unemployment as temporary hope. Conversation looks at how industry consolidation and zero-sum competition hide who is truly between projects. Listeners hear the tension between staying in the pool or walking away.

A look at how clergy and religious language drifted out of mainstream TV and film as church attendance fell. Reflections on why people still seek church for meaning and community. A discussion of how modern storytelling reintroduces clergy as fully human. Close attention to a powerful prayer scene in Wake Up Dead Man and what prayer can communicate on screen.

A tale of a risky film decision that spiraled into an international hack. Childhood stories from Holland explain a lifelong urge to fit in and chase bold moves. Hollywood momentum and group enthusiasm that make risky projects feel inevitable get unpacked. A defense of taking more creative risks closes out with a wry, cautionary laugh.

A comedic look at why a Hollywood writer went to seminary and how showbiz shaped his Bible studies. Stories about colleagues assuming seminary is a career move. A playful comparison of writers' credits arbitration to biblical source detective work. Reflections on sermons as three-act storytelling and Hollywood’s appetite for faith as a product.

The late and irreplaceable Catherine O’Hara’s greatness lived in the microscopic choices — the mouthed lines, the half-beats, the emotions stacked on top of jokes — none of which were written down, and all of which made the comedy work. From Waiting for Guffman to Best in Show to Beetlejuice, she gave audiences “permission to laugh” by making even the most absurd premises feel emotionally true. Which is why the Home Alone franchise became a global phenomenon, and why for writers especially, her loss is painful in a very specific way: The best, funniest, most essential parts of a script aren’t written, if you’re lucky enough to have Catherine O’Hara reading your lines. Transcript here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A writer recalls a writers' room blunder about legal jargon and how being right can still make you the annoying person. He shares social media backlash over a car memory and a quiet choice not to correct a restaurant host. The thread ties into why people love to correct others and when silence preserves relationships.

Awards season is here, which means Hollywood is again awash in parties, cocktails and mocktails. And yet, somehow, none of it feels like much of a celebration. Rob Long remembers the best awards party he ever went to — the one no one planned — and traces how an industry that once knew how to have fun became serious, fragmented and anxious. His antidote to malaise? A really good, wide-open bash — that someone else pays for. Transcript here. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dive into the world of Hollywood tricks as the host explores the role of nudity in creating hits. Discover how classic formulas blend with modern stories, from the allure of explicit scenes in 'Heated Rivalry' to the nostalgic grip of 1970s cinema. Hear anecdotes about dodging tough questions and the use of Hollywood's age-old tactics to attract audiences. The discussion spans from HBO's savvy use of sexual content to the evolving landscape of inclusion, proving that showing skin often proves to be an easier path than crafting a genuine hit.