Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast
Lions Led By Donkeys
The Lions Led By Donkeys podcast is a military history podcast for laughing at the worst military failures, inept commanders, and crazy stories from throughout the history of human conflict.
Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
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Our podcast will always be free, but if you think what we do is worth a buck you can throw us one here:
https://www.patreon.com/lionsledbydonkeys
Episodes
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Jun 24, 2019 • 49min
Episode 56 - Soviet Afghan War 2: Operation Storm 333
The chaos of the Soviet-Afghan War intensifies with the assassination of a leader and the rise of a new despotic ruler. Delve into the intricacies of Soviet intervention, including the divide within their ranks and the role of the KGB. Explore the bizarre preparations for Operation Storm 333, highlighted by unexpected chaos, friendly fire, and the brutal final moments for Hafizullah Amin. The power struggle continues as Babrak Karmal is installed amid a smoking palace, setting the stage for further miscalculations and prolonged conflict.

Jun 17, 2019 • 57min
Episode 55 - Soviet Afghan War 1: A Revolution of Drunks
Dive into the chaotic beginnings of the Soviet Afghan War, where overthrown King Zahir Shah's throne leads to rivalries, purges, and a clash of ideologies. The narrative unfolds with Daoud Khan's bold coup, revealing his struggles to balance Soviet influence with Afghan independence. Tensions rise as the PDPA introduces sweeping reforms, alienating rural populations and sparking backlash. Plus, witness the deadly rivalry between Taraki and Amin, culminating in dramatic power shifts and concerns from the Soviets about instability.

Jun 10, 2019 • 1h 7min
Episode 54 - One Year Anniversary Q & A
You sent us questions and we answered them. Things got weird.
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Jun 3, 2019 • 1h 15min
Episode 53 - The Donkey Reading Series: Max Boot
On this entry into the DRS Joe and Travis read Max Boot's "Why winning and losing are irrelevant in Syria and Afghanistan" from the Washington Post. It might just be the dumbest fucking thing ever read for the show.
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May 27, 2019 • 48min
Episode 52 - The Battle of Agincourt
On this episode more inbred people beef over turf, English longbowmen drowned French knights in shallow puddles, and Joe mispronounces everything to do with England.
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sources:
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/8648068/Battle-of-Agincourt-ten-reasons-why-the-French-lost.html
https://www.tandfonline.com/doi/abs/10.1080/03044181.2016.1236504

May 20, 2019 • 59min
Episode 51 - The Dogs (and bear) of War
Joe, Nick, and Rich tell the stories of Sergeant Stubby, Chief Dog Sinbad, and Corporal Wojtek BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL SUCH GOOD BOYS.
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sources:
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/history/chief-dog-sinbad-cheerful-brave-coast-guard-mascot-ww2.html
https://www.navalhistory.org/2019/03/21/sinbad-the-dog-behind-the-legend

May 13, 2019 • 55min
Episode 50 - Dowsing for Bombs
James McCormick tricked the Iraqi government into buying tens of millions of dollars worth of dowsing rods to find bombs. Hilarity did not ensue.
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sources:
https://slate.com/technology/2013/04/dowsing-for-bombs-maker-of-useless-bomb-detectors-convicted-of-fraud.html
https://borderlandsciences.org/journal/vol/ie/Janks_Empirical_Evidence_for_Dowsing.html
https://www.nytimes.com/2009/11/04/world/middleeast/04sensors.html

May 4, 2019 • 58min
Episode 49 - The Kent State Massacre
On May 4, 1970 Members of the Ohio Nation Guard gunned down four innocent people at Kent State University. Nobody has ever been held accountable.
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sources:
https://www.history.com/topics/vietnam-war/kent-state-shooting
https://time.com/5583301/kent-state-photos/
https://www.kent.edu/may-4-historical-accuracy
http://movies2.nytimes.com/learning/general/onthisday/big/0504.html

Apr 29, 2019 • 56min
Episode 48 - Easter Rising Part 2: The Provisional Irish Republic
On Part 2 of the Easter Rising Home Rule is put on hold while Irish Republicans remember the words of Wolfe Tone: Launch an uprising while the British Empire is distracted fighting a foreign enemy.
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Apr 22, 2019 • 55min
Episode 47 - The Easter Rising Part 1: The Wolfe Tone
On this episode we dive into some of the history that caused the 1916 Easter Rising like stealing Irish freedom with the Act of Union, extracting wealth, colonialism, and outright genocide.
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Sources:
Tim Pat Coogan. 1916: The Easter Rising


