The Dogg Zzone by 1900HOTDOG

Brockway cordially requests the presence of Seanbaby and guest, John Bull, to discuss It's a Royal Knockout! The slapstick obstacle course TV special conceived of, executed by, and starring the actual British royal family. And Walter Payton. And John Travolta. Tom Jones headshots Christopher Reeve with a ham. It cost half a billion dollars. Meat Loaf attacks a Prince. It damaged the monarchy forever. This one is impossible to describe.

Psychic ape masters Drew Toothpaste and Natalie Dee join the hosts to explore the truth about Bigfoot living beneath the Earth, discuss various cryptids and the interdimensional cosmic war between aliens and demons, delve into blood bonded apes and different subspecies of Bigfoot, and contemplate developing a psychic relationship with Bigfoot. They also touch on the existence of immortal magicians, the story of enigmatic figure Ebers, and the legends of psychic abilities.

Napoleon Blownapart joins Seanbaby and Brockway to talk about Monster Wars, the 1993 TV show where monster trucks became wrestlers and destroyed each other's private truck dimensions. They discuss the bizarre world of monster trucks, the intense competition between Taurus and Carolina Crusher, and the persona of Commander Crusher. They also discuss thrilling truck races and Skeletor's vacation to the Bermuda Triangle.

Brockway invites Seanbaby and guests, Michael Swaim and Abe Epperson, to the Sex Olympics. Sorry, BRAD STALLION'S Sex Olympics. It's a careful, erotic game of never quite fucking, snakeplay, and battery acquisition. This one's steamy, bring your wrinkled panties!

Seanbaby emits a series of gibbers and punch sound effects followed by a noise like the boogeyman trying to scare a horse. That's how you ask Brockway and guest, Zak Koonce, if they want to watch Shaolin Dolemite in native Dolemitese. They reply "Motherfucker!" which is Dolemitese for "yes."

In 1991 Vince McMahon sunk millions of dollars into an upstart bodybuilding competition whose only hook was "free steroids." Then, in 1992, he did it again, but more expensive and without steroids. That's exactly what Seanbaby, Brockway, and guest, Defector's Dan McQuade, are doing for this podcast. That's right, this week we're steroid-free!

Seanbaby demands that Brockway and guest Dan McQuade from Defector strip down to their panties, lube up, and get ready for the Jetman. Get your mind out of the gutter, we're talking about Vince McMahon's World Bodybuilding Federation! He spent millions of dollars trying to restart wrestling without the wrestling. It lasted two years.

Seanbaby wants to talk about Holy Terror, the Frank Miller graphic novel that's just What If...? Batman Was Islamophobic. The perfect guest for this is comic book magician Alan Moore... but he said no. The second best guest is comic book historian Bryan Stratton... who also said no, but eventually gave in. Brockway said no, too, but he's apparently not allowed to do that.

Brockway told Seanbaby and guest, Merritt K, two words: Todd McFarlane. And they still showed up! Let's talk about Todd McFarlane's Twisted Land of Oz toys and the, oh no, ten thousand word erotic fan fiction that came with them?

Seanbaby feels the need to revenge himself upon Brockway and guest, Lydia Bugg. For what? Unspecified. His method? MILF Manor. It's the MILF Manor podcast. You knew it was coming.