Profiles In Eccentricity

This episode John gets all amped up about the armed and armored bank robbers and the shootout with law enforcement that would lead to police carrying semi-automatic weapons. Plus Matt unveils the furniture King Edward VII had made for sex after he let himself go and his body became disgusting.

This episode John takes the lads into the world of the WW2 veteran turned Hollywood matchmaker for secretly gay, straight, and bisexual encounters between celebrities and prostitutes - while accepting, "no money?" From the Royal family to Katherine Hepburn, from Iwo Jima to a threesome with Lana Turner and Ava Gardner, there is no life like that of Scotty Bowers.

This episode the lads dine once again on their favorite clips from movies, PSA albums, wrestling promos, and, of course, porn.

This week Matt concludes the history of watching people walk as a sporting event, entertainment's equivalent of eating Corn Flakes to avoid masturbating. We see gender and color barriers get shattered in the sport and old heroes fall and resurrected. John freaks out for a minute.

This week, Matt takes us to the 1800's and shows us the sport of Pedestrianism, where as many as 80,000 people would crowd around to see men and women walk hundreds of miles around a roller rink.

In the finale of our first three part Profile, Erik Hanussen gets intimately close with Hitler, Nazi underlings grow suspicious, startling predictions about the future are unveiled, and Wolf Von Hellstrom begins to circle his prey.

This week Aaron continues the saga of the mystic/con man that ended up in the heart of the Third Reich. In Part Two of our first three parter, Erik works corpse duty during WWI and uses dead soldiers' names, fucks up everything except charming people, goes AWOL to perform for royalty, and meets Wolf Von. Helldorf, who will lead him to Adolf Hitler.

This week Aaron tells the tale of the boy who would grow up to be Adolf Hitler's personal clairvoyant. Hear about his premonitions of disaster, running away with the circus, outwitting con artists, starting fires, and helping his father commit suicide with a table!

This week John tells the tale of a closeted wanna-be cop and pseudo Nazi turned openly gay armed robber that stole $2 million and bankrolled one of the most expensive gay porn movies ever created.

This week John brings the lads tales of a war deserter hiding in a pig sty, aerial stunts in a Nissan in Florida, and a man pretending to be Joe Montana before getting into the Cherry Sisters, vaudevillian performers who constantly sold out shows because audio yes violently hated them.