

The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 22, 2021 • 1h 13min
TMS 2133: Taint Paint?
The Sprinkler Man Waits for NO ONE! What's your Waifu password. A Donkey on the Lamb. The Birth of Venus or David's Penis. STOP THE MONKEYS! He Can't Schwing Very Hard Any More! Prime Day has just gotten too commercial. I Like a Good Hillbilly in the City Story. Where do I put my possum? A Crumbling Facade of a Joke. Grease is the problem I have with Nut Butter. Go Kiss An Onion Ring. Can't wait for Integration Test Season 2. Live, From New York, It's Tuesday Morning with Justin and More on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 21, 2021 • 1h 32min
TMS 2132: A Party Every Few Inches
A Priest, a Mountain Biker, and 14 Ibbotts Walk Into a Bar. Why was your Battle Cry Shit on Me? Don't Toss Grandma off a bridge. Words you never want to hear your Mother say. What is Bukkake? The NUT Part Is Emphasized! You Need a Permit to Spread Grandma. Quarter Cocked Caravan Of Cars. IT'S A TARP!!!!! Park Icon not to Scale. No Scratch, Just Half a Bush. In Soviet Russia, Tella Nuts You! The 80s Creeped up my butt and stayed there! I only watch the games for the nostril hair. Attracting No Drama Magnets. Making Things With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 16, 2021 • 1h 59min
TMS 2131: Pork Taint Burrito
Shaved-Ass Looking Little Bits Of Coconut. No Show Tomorrow. Is That Where All My Shirts Went??!? It's No Hamilton, But It's A Lincoln And Two Washingtons. ClareGeek? I Don't Like TV Theeeeeeeeeeeemes. One More Thing Batman Won't Do! Drama Is The Magnet You Put On The Fridge! It's The Casual Troll. Mighty fat guy. Jerky in the dark. SON OF A GOAT! Brian goes schoo. Tom Has Been Freed! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 15, 2021 • 1h 26min
TMS 2130: Hidden Pillow Ranch
Batman Would Totally Eat The Mona Lisa. Tears For Elderly Fears? That Guy With Speakers Lied. It's definitely not Mego... Actually, it's Mego. Hail Caesar the Fourth. It was a Salad piñata. Phloo the gum across the car. He Needs a Publix Defender! Are Parking Lot speakers Better Than Parking Lot Tacos? I like Wario, he's a dick. Batman In The Red Hood. Do you have the complete history of this mannequin? Are Dave Matthews and his band still a thing? For Justin was an Oily Man and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 14, 2021 • 1h 46min
TMS 2129: Prague Rockers
Boy Scouts are just another Gang. Moist Engorged Phlegm. Cougars and Bears Hang Out in Different Bars. That Banana is My cousin. Black Bear car detailing, sucks. handlebar up the hoo ha. Detective Hairy Twink. We didn't start the fire...or Kill Ned Beatty. I Appreciated Lizard Penis! HIPPO Violations. Tee Shirt shops, Tourist Traps and Duh Bears. Watermelon Flavored Thighmaster. Can I still use the Chode Butter? Keep An Eye Out For Bonery Guys. You're not Magnetic, you're gross. Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 10, 2021 • 57min
TMS 2128: Uncle Tinkles
This Is Not My AirBNB House! Frosty-Haired Chode. Having A Rule And Enforcing It Are Two Very Different Things! Rick Roll gives me gas. You'll never get me Loki Charms! Find the weird. Cut it. Use It. I don't like Uncle Peeeeeeeee. Question for the Weed People. Put Your Wiener In It! NFTing NFT. I am a lady liking lady. Scott Rick-splains YouTube. Bumping heads with Skeezy Crypto Bros. A Cool Dude with a Whole Lotta Hair talking science and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 9, 2021 • 1h 45min
TMS 2127: Baron Zima
They're Born dicks, They Stay Dicks, They're Dicks FOREVER! Bee Keeper Suit? SEND PICS!! Potato Tornado Was My Finishing Move. You Gots a Horny Boyfriend. Mmmm ziplock pizza. That's The Moment They Sniff A Daffodil. Natalie Portman's Age is a Fuzzy Thing. From Hell with Fred Astaire. Please Rain, I'm Busy Watching Netflix. Zoom and Gloom! Last place it goes is your butthole. One Your Left Dude Got a Dog. Regular Ass Fries. Eating a Slinky is Attractive to Me. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 8, 2021 • 1h 34min
TMS 2126:Pho'arts
One Man's Trash is Another Boy's Porn Collection. I had the Pho and the Pho won. Good old Kentucky Tennessee. The Ike Truman Show! Crypto-Bros 24/7! Throbbing purple ring. Best Burrito By Bike. Like A Horse On A Ferris Wheel. Banging it out with your big jerky stick. Fighting the Black Pudding in Dungeons & Dragons! Don't Turn Your Upsie into an Oopsie! That Nugget is Sus. Cartoon versions of Rick and Morty. Burrito Slippage. Teased-Out TV News Hair with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 7, 2021 • 1h 41min
TMS 2125: Mitt's Junk is...inevitable
At some point, everyone in Utah will touch Mitt's Junk. I Don't Like Infected Coffeeeeeeeeeee. Don't eat Fish flavored Ice. Pubic of the Leftists. Fecal Matter? You're soaking in it! Death Star Whiskey. A Bad Moon Rising Colonoscopy. I loved it even though I almost puked. I Don't Hate Old People, I Just Want Them to Eat Me. Pee Where You Sit! Tool du Jour. Get Your Bum Checked. 3D Puberty Props with Bill. Enunciating Words with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 3, 2021 • 2h
TMS 2124: HTC Weed
A Group Of Macocks Are Called A Podcast. Beer, Free Donut, and Free Ride! VapoRub, Now with WEED! Recycling is realy hosed. Bluetooth Speakery Unit. Do TikTokers have brains, because I seriously wanted to know! Drop That Blood, You Damned, Dirty Primates! Heavy And Rubbery. The Morning Hate-Listening Stream. You Have To Do It In Those Two Or Three Days, Or You Are In Trouble! Regular Old Pill Market. Cars are Not Vacuums. Legal Window Openings! The Old Flu Way. Staying alive with Gibby Frankenburger. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


