

The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 2, 2022 • 1h 48min
TMS 2240: SHOW ME FLESH!
Remote Server Returned Code 500. No Country For Old Ricky. In VR everyone can hear you fart. I Don't Like Digital Rupeeeeeeeeees. Sushi-Market Sweep. That'll Do, Cocaine Pig, That'll Do! EVERYTHING Jumps Like RAM! The Following Program is Brought To You With Unexpected Airplane Nudity. I woke up in the middle of the night and kicked my wife. More popularity! Centralizing the Decentralization with Tom. Goldenrod Was My Porn Name! Nobody's Seen This Recommental with Randy. Squirt me some brown. BitClam With Tom. Randy wont talk about cannibalism on reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 1, 2022 • 1h 30min
TMS 2239: Holy Spit!
Am I eating a Hot Dog or a rusty penny? I don't like freezing BEEEEEEEANS! (for journeybleu). A Questionable Hot Dog. Weird Old 80s Screws. Alexa had a stroke. The Cops were not Her Only Fans. Fig Newton Juice. Nobody wants to see Carl. The Devil's Eyes are Made of Cheese. Mash-up Catch-up. Making a Bigger Hole, So it Hangs Properly! Road Meat only for Dolly. Organized Religion is a load of Phlegm-Flam. Watching the Science Sausage Being Made with Bobby (not Bill). Wormtongue in his ear with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 31, 2022 • 1h 23min
TMS 2238: Taste the conclusion
Brian's Booger Plates. There is no D in Alabama. The Guy On Twitter Was Wrong. They're Just Pro-Potato. The Hour of Power off. They Aren't Quite Right In The GIANT HEAD! Don't Inject Spice, Girls. Reading is Hard Let's Ban Things. Pull the lever, no not that lever. What happens in New Orleans stay off Noom. A Netflix Original? How Original. I Work On LSDeeeeeeee. Boseman What's His Power? Fart-Activated Lights. What's the deal with the guy crossing the street? Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 27, 2022 • 1h 44min
TMS 2237: Top Pocket
Braunschweiger? I like all kinds of music. Lord Biocow and his Magic Cheese. Bring Empty Pepto Bottle. I OVERPACK THE TECH! Don't get the nerds too warm. Pretend you know what you're doing. Do it to yourself pepper spray. Don't blow. Peeping at Pete's Parts. Read This with Amy. Wet Denim with Wendi. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 26, 2022 • 1h 52min
TMS 2236: Governor Burps-A-Lot
The Tom Holland Trio. At Least I Have Chicken Run. Crusty Robot Business! No Chicken Run, No Akira, and NO LT. YAR! Btw, Dumbledore is gay. And dead. I thought I was gonna die, but other than that it was nice. That Thing Is Animated As SHIT! They Just Like It For The Animated Boobs! Becky Bothers Busy Buyer for Bargain Bin Baby. The First Rule of Quoting Fight Club. On a Roll of One. Buying Kids In Installments. We Can Go Full Turd!! Canada's David Duchoveny. Their Own Damn Plan with Tom. Pulling the plug on Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 25, 2022 • 1h 49min
TMS 2235: Scuzzy Bernoulli
Gary Busey: The Voice of Reason. A French Ranch on the Thousand Island with Caesar. To Be Honest, I'm Rooting For The Monkeys! I Don't Like Words That End in Zeeeeeeeeeee. Dental Floss and Craps. In Soviet Russia the Dressing Undresses you. All Ninjas are Handsome. It's A Purple Nurple Zurple! Digahertz Deezz Nuts. See Anal Street. In France they Call it Dressing Royale. What's-this-here-sauce? More McCock Talk. Contemporary Liberal Hairdo. Why does it smell of Helena Bonham Carter? A Man-Shaped Mannequin With Bill. A little Science with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 24, 2022 • 1h 25min
TMS 2234: Massive Monkey Gangs!!
Shot to the balls. And you're to blame. His & Her Bed Weapons. Hey, Do You Have Change For A $10,000? GET UP DICK! Throwin' My Back Out with the local Tramp. Clacking Your Balls like a Newton's Cradle. I don't like sugared up Monkeeeeeeeeeeeeys. Covid Worthy. The Sriracha States of America. Jeff naked is quite a sight. Don't Swetch the small stuff. Scorekeeping BS. Go to pee, stay for the Dam. Is Bueno Good? Unslabbed. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 19, 2022 • 2h 7min
TMS 2233: Koi Are Carp
Is it too early for a fish Tattoo? Where Are They On The Smashmouth Scale? But What Does It Mean For Clippy? Definitely Plums. WHAT IS YOUR TACO STREAK? 69 Billion? Niceeeeeeee. Blindfold A Turkey. What's The Streak For Pooping A Poop The Size Of An Avocado??! Nudity? Swears? Adult Situations? Where is this streaming again?! Where Is The Bat Man? No reward, No Closure. And No Lieutenant Yar. John Cena's Noodle Comedy. Which Gunn? Peter? Timm? Chad Kroger is my death angel. Tom's Tech Time! Reccametals with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 18, 2022 • 1h 27min
TMS 2232: Peeza Hutt
Karen, Chads, and Brads, OH MY! We're Living In PEAK BEARD TIME Right Now! Pornographic Memory. A Little Goo-Ball In The Middle! A Cold Corpse That Pooped the Bed. No Fear, No Pain, Just a Solar Flare. Taco Bell staff ran for the border. A Dog Poop Or A Testicle. The New Tanning Sensation, Toner Chips! Bypass DRM? OK! Death by topless rollerskating women! Quick, Unexpected, & Painless. Donkey sauce just got a whole NEW meaning! Blinded by Science in One Eye with Bobby. Emergency Squirrel Making with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jan 13, 2022 • 1h 49min
TMS 2231: Regrexit
I don't like naked trapEEEEEEZ! Two Smoking Barrels and a Monkey. 1-Adam-12, We Have A Snorlax In Progress At Fifth & Main! Who killed Arnold Palmer? Taco Bell Fever Dreams. Mark Rober. The McGruber we need. ALWAYS THE FRENCH! Go Runs Uphill, Goo Runs Downhill! I'm Not Going There For Tubesteak!! Hey it's my white sister. What Was That Question About Focus Again? Cockney Rhyming Deficit Disorder. Rogue Pit Sweat. Read This, with Amy! Street Ritalin and MORE with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


