

The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Sep 14, 2022 • 2h 1min
TMS 2347: Towel Sniffing Dogs
Hong kong donkey dong. Can You Hook Me Up With A Fertility Idol? No One Manscapes Like Gaston. Wasn't there some Captain with a Hook? I could eat a box of Cheezits for hours. I Really Like Umamiiiiiiiiii. Cat-Bat-Girl-Woman. I didn't go to 4 yrs of Pirating school to be called Hook man! All the Donkey Penises. I'm Sure it's a fine bum. Nothing Like a Coooooold Oscar Meyer Hotdog, Nothin' Like It! Ember is the color of my energy. Weedstones, meet the Weedstones, he's the highest guy in history. Oh Hi Mark, Stephen, Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 13, 2022 • 1h 35min
TMS 2346: Sploot Your Beans
No one called Saul. Amazing Lace how sweet the sound. Polite British orgasm. I Don't Like Steve Zahn's Weeeeeeeeeeen. Everyone does THAT guy. Tropical Storm Butthole. If you tacos are fuzzy, go somewhere else. These are all bad names for tacos. Rusty Crusty Musty Taco. The Spice World must flow. Six degrees of Wayne Brady. Kung Fu candy is scary. The Colonel's 4 Remaining Spices. Cover Up Your Tunafish With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 12, 2022 • 1h 46min
TMS 2345: Sweet Pickle Peanuts
I Bless the rain down in Aaaanaheimmmm. No Batmans allowed. Gary of the Planet Lantronix. International House of Garbage Pancakes. I spent most of the time looking at my crotch. Ram That Pill! I'm glad no one brought a black light. Peanut Asparagus Substitutiary Locomotion. Got the Diarheear this mornin. All the Hot Sauces. All the hot sauces. Me, Lawrence Fishbourne, and 98 Randos. Oogie Boogey Shaming. Going Long With Boner-X and Dan. Rolling a D23 with Steven and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 8, 2022 • 1h 40min
TMS 2344: Snoop Lore
Don't Show Me Your EULA. My only expertise is that I have also seen The Crown. Fetch me the body wipes. Melted Down Gummy Patty. D23... Dice or Die. No Buttcracks at Target. Stimulus Bidet. Two American men talk about the queen of England. Scooch over to your little digital hole. There are many different mushrooms you can eat. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 7, 2022 • 1h 46min
TMS 2343: Danny Trio
Getting Crabs in Alaska. Noice Poist. Frienden Brasier. This Line is just Nine miles long (tune of Got my Mind set on you). C&C You Next Time. Weird Condom Moment. Smokey the Bear and Spongebob, NIET! Lucky to get a lying down-O. I could eat a Pig for hours. Lots of Johnson's are banned. See A Guy About A Horse And Pee On Him. I did buy a new phone this year and don't call me Shirley. I'm Gonna Put My Headphones Down and Clean Shit Up. Comparising Phones with Tom. The dog went first Recommentals with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 6, 2022 • 1h 47min
TMS 2342: Aggressively Italian
G to the Double O D Morning to ya! Your Uncle Tony is My Uncle Tony. He was watching your dot. You ORDERED it! Googly eye butt. Weird Potato Business. Robut Captain. Whales Spittin' Their Holes. Do your thing in the cabin. Donny Thinks Trackers! You Can See Whales for Free, Man. My Eyes are Back Here! Satisfactory?!? with Bill. Shotgunning vaccines with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 25, 2022 • 1h 47min
TMS 2341: Listen to this hole
What kind of a Pig Deal? I'm going to install ejector seats after this. Typing like a Pirate Day. Milton goes to jail. The Real Test is Doing The Test. Can I tell you a story Chode Butt-Sniffer? Lyft directly to Jail, do not collect $200. Black Hole Scream. Large Hadron Includer. Pull up and grab a fish. Is gagging a passenger frowned upon? I don't like Meeeeead. Screw that guy and the Lyft he rode in on. Ladies in Space with Amy. Things you doodoo well with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 24, 2022 • 1h 57min
TMS 2340: Red On Air Fluff
Fingering the peanut butter. Mmmmmm Vie-eeee-na Sausage. With Great Front seats, comes great responsibility. Real Seaman. Hazel Newts. Mayo On It's Own Is Questionable. Fringe Dox. Ba-Na-Na (Minion voice). Zarik, ally of Lur from Omicron Persei 8. Double check your Hoo-haa password. Bad Acoustics on the Grassy Knoll. Nick Lowe, Fifth Row. You remember that time in Vegas? You might have been drunk. Talking to games With Tom. Less Gunfighty Recommentals with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 23, 2022 • 1h 36min
TMS 2339: A Fish Every Six Inches
Pull the Squirrel's Nuts. Having a Liquid Moment. I don't like to cleaaaaaan my screeeeeeeen! Denis Miller doing Peter Griffin. Grandma's False Bottom. What happened to Quiznos!?!? Soylent meat is fake people. Finding the Poo-Bag Opening. The whole cartoon was Cringe-r. Wasn't there a guy with a javelin named javelin something? The best kind of rip is RIP TORN. Handsome Rugged Conrad Former Utahn Now Colorado Visiting Dude Making a Book Hyper Climber Guy. Tiny Anvils with Bill. Flying blind with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Aug 22, 2022 • 1h 24min
TMS 2338: ForkLyfting
Putting the CO in Cocaine. Bald Face in Bold. Biting necks and doing business. Get your grummans, gremlins or grown men there by Thursday. Sorry, Our Goat Ate The Movie. Flying Sex Things. Pass Me the Colorado Snow. No, I'm Also A Porn Star. Can't Lyft a boob. Gumball machines on free play. Pumbaa was the Parrot. Live from The Nipple Cam. Fidgit Legos. Virgin Captain America on the Rocks with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


