

The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Dec 22, 2022 • 1h 55min
TMS 2396: Resting trucker hat
Brian Bends the Knee. When One Door Closes a Door Becomes a Window. Ooooh the Uterus is done!The Sauce of the Monkey. Cysticles. Concentrated Boob Sweat. Between a Rock and a Dwayne Place. Freezing Aliens! Prove it, You CAN'T! I'm dreaming of a weird Christmas. I don't like Pun-da-treeeeeeeeee. 11 and -11 are close enough. Obviously it's aliens. Ship Before You Remove. Gamer Grandpa Bathwater. One Testicle Too Many with Amy. Therapy Thursday with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 21, 2022 • 1h 39min
TMS 2395: Zamboni the Vampire
Flurturnstic Flur. The Jesus Kid. Micro Gift For Kim. You like Video Games? Hold my Juice Box. Control of Clare. Gin Soaked Potato Phone. Tracksuit mafia strikes back. Lobo Lo Lo Lo LoBo. I Vote Team Claraway. Darn That Wrist Parrott! Son of a Goat! The Brian Dunaway was a Pillow! Proud of my weird facsimile. Top Hat in the morning with Tom. Is Pepsi OK, Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 20, 2022 • 1h 23min
TMS 2394: Thanos Ginger Snap
Demon Anus Breath. An LCD trip. Meat con carnage. Did You Ever Read About the Frog Who Wanted Pants? And Then He Got Some. Cop a Feel of That Onion. The Morning Sciatica. 8 maids a cleaning up bird shit. Yes, The Band! I Mean Yes, Not The Band. Or the Exclamation. You no take Candle in the Winf. Just one inflatable. Hold my Grinch. It's Clitoritor! Take Me Seriously! Deedly Doo! The Art of 1/3 of the Noise. Ginned up prank caller, I'm listening. Lego my Parts with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 19, 2022 • 1h 25min
TMS 2393: How chunky is the Monkey
There's No Business Like Sciatica Business. Dumb Muffs. Chiropractors Get You Hooked on the Crack. DiCaprio Level Seating. I'd love to do that with my pants. So This Is 50. And a Happy New Year. Do You Know What I Do?!? Hinges are the darkest magic. Lose the Pepperidge Farm Voice! Was It Boogery? Brian drinks Thickened Liquor. I Wouldn't Talk in This Voice if I Was You. Marvel's Superman: There's nothing like it! He Doesn't Smell of Drink. Up the 40k butt with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 15, 2022 • 1h 35min
TMS 2392: Meth on the Cob
Only murders in the dungeon. Who Goes Out To Get A Salad?Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right. Self Driving in the middle with you. Stupid Giant Fruit-Loop. KFC stands for Kill for Corn. Try Food Poisoning At Least Once. Is Laurie a Male Name? Flannel-Clad Schmoes. Bobby Franken-Subtitute. Peepoo are Human Beans. Empty Cavities with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 13, 2022 • 1h 39min
TMS 2391: Dingly Dangly Dongle
Diarrhea Dog is the worst Yoga move. I Don't Like Eeeeeeeeee Batteries. The Ones you Lick that Hurt. Save a Soul-a-Thon. When you're not here, you're family we don't like anymore. Borderline Political Jesus. The man at the recycling Center lied. Dunkin' Covfefe. Swamp Water is my John Fogerty Cover Band Name. Germans: Pretty cool since the war. Collective Soul Asylum. Your dog died? Prove it! You can't! My Chids are addicted to the Fortnite. A Pint Of Weed With Bill. Discovering Frogpantium with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 12, 2022 • 1h 33min
TMS 2390: Big Polygamy Vans
I Think He Blew a Transformer. Rated RRR. Who got time to read 7 books? You can Liquid Dance if you want to, you can leave your poop behind. THEN YOU CAN'T EAT RICE! STOMACH NUETRAL FOOD ONLY. Now it's in 4 parts. Would you like Sushi with your Sushi?? I want Pinhead and the Lady with the Vagina in her neck. Mister Boom Tastic, Something Fantastic. Give Peace and James Gunn a Chance! Taking the D out of Dunkin'. Gettin' Off Easy for Christmas. Definitely not stained glass. Excited or Weird with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 8, 2022 • 1h 41min
TMS 2389: Hello sticky kitters
The Age-Old Tradition of Beating Your Mom. Where's my Diamond Bracelet, Brian? Frozone Pizza. Where's Elmo. Smells like me in here. Totos for Peepoo. Marijuana poisoning? Gonna check Snoops.com. Popcorn Covered in Bubblegum. All the Sample Ladies. All the Sample Ladies. Wee wee, poo poo, and haw haw haw. I hope you like this book more than Bill did. No Joy In That Con. Thick Wet Quality. DJ Kahlid to English dictionary. Evoking the Ick with September. Gift, Regift and Misgift with Wendi. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 7, 2022 • 1h 55min
TMS 2388: Rise Revolt Repeat
Eating Mustard Every Day. The Short Answer? It's Bullshit. Marie Osmond Squirted Colonel Mustard in the Conservatory. Friends that Lick Poles. Yeet out the commercials. I'm allergic to tentacles. You're right handed, left? They give off the stench of niceness. I thought Fargo Won, no? The Academy of Brian Dunaway.just a lil' bit of torture. A drawing I did of my own HAND. Bring me all the raw with my Ma and Pa. Recursive Logic Loop With Tom. Zillow Goes Wild with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 6, 2022 • 1h 34min
TMS 2387: Plumsplaining
Which way does YOUR toilet flow? I know him! He's a friend from the oven! Hail Santa. Gknee Gknee Gknee Gkneeeeeee. Shepard in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaceeeee. gknee Is Still Having It. It's no Filth. Dirt's for the bold. Mount Sanford and Son. Oh my Gorge! Flabbergasted Flossy Owners. Sea-Tac So Tacky. Immediate Marcia Gay Hardens. Again with the Plums. Getting Drilled with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


