The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Feb 21, 2023 • 1h 38min

TMS 2425: Sleep Podcasting

Utah, the Dutch Oven State. Meth N' Sexy Hotel. Is There A Branch Of The Military That Just 3D Prints Things, Because I REALLY want to know! I'll rub it out later. The bastard cat did it! I plopped my pants. Capture Your Humanoids. I Don't Like Colorado Green Chiliiiiiiiiiii. What's Florida's State aroma these days? You know it's pungent. You say Potato, I say Tobago. Mother penny was the worst James Bond character. The producer knows nothing. So How Does Burgertime Work? Waiting for paint to dry with Bill. it's always good to see Bill, with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 20, 2023 • 1h 35min

TMS 2424: Cocaine Dingos

Stowaway J Frog. Ant-Man is in Quantumania. Check the Nuts and the Anus. No One Falls Like Gaston! Red On-Air Crabs. I don't like to PEEEEEEE during Ant-Man. Utah man goes on rampage after reading pun filled frog article. The Dunaway Redemption. Buy the Donut for the Sprinkles. The Fall didn't kill em. The Vat of Acid did. Checking Disney Replay. He Who McRemains. Peter Pan 2 Crocodile Boogalooo. ol' Dry Foot Johnson. Trader Joes Seaweed cleanse. Crop dusting the sports department. Jonathan Majors Spoilers with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 16, 2023 • 1h 43min

TMS 2423: How I Met Your Matcha

Tower Defense your Thermostat. All your memes are belong to us. Rent the Covermobile. Don't get too excited, it's full of white people. Free roaming Kit-Kats. Ibbott Gets the Square. You must construct additional compressors! Love the Book! 1 star. Touching your flesh, or it didn't happen. I Got a Million Views and Still Have to Poop. Take a Turo to get a Gyro. Spaghetti Flossing, Also Bad Up Close. Every dog looks sad in their stupid cone. Lip Control with Amy. America's Next Top Podcaster with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 15, 2023 • 1h 53min

TMS 2422: A Cup of Coughy

Show Me Your Virginia Johnson. The Naked Gak. Fun-Sized Clare. We named the Scott Indiana. Plop Salad, it's like dump cake, only healthier. Nothing Two Nuts is my favorite rapper. Bunghole Car, Five Stars. The Best Morning Show In The History Of The Universe! Grandma's Algorithmic Fingerprint Extractor. This Is Your Time Peepoo, Enjoy!! Length Is Not As Important As Clarity. 30 Seconds of Jibber Jabber. Forcing the Musk on Us. Refusing to Flip the Tortoise with Tom Merritt. The Woman Who Recommentaled and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 14, 2023 • 1h 40min

TMS 2421: Halley's Potato

THEN YOU CAN EX-WIFE!!! Aw Shoot, Another UFO. Don't Make Me Say Your Zipcode! Tap dat asteroid. Some Like it Not. An eel slappin' good time! You Lying Sacks Of Turd! This Website is Useless, Better Check it Out. Are Dolphins Fish, because I seriously wanted to know. 99 red balloons Floating in the US sky. The Salem Cat Trials. Criminally Negligent Mrs. Doubtfire. Come to Vegas for a Moment of Clare-ity. Heavy Metal Lego with Bill. Fly to the hills with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 13, 2023 • 1h 37min

TMS 2420: Back in the war days

Sittin' in a Bikini, Yellin' at the Chat. What's the Multiverse doing these days? You know it's got alternatives. Rihanna Played Next Level Smash Brothers. I don't like mankiniiiiiiiissss. Lyfting Syphilis. Fritos, Cheetos and Doritos. All the food groups. Paper Y'ever Eat Paperrrrr. Everyone Should Kill a Chicken or Cow Once. Emotions are so gay. Recipe For Farts. New house who dis? 30% Less Ellas. like a Chinese wedding funeral. Slap Monkey with Mouse and Dan. Colon Drift App Slappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 8, 2023 • 1h 46min

TMS 2419: Don't Touch the Thermos Tat

Poking the parking lot bear. Predator V Shrek. Tell Alexa What You Want, What You Really, Really Want (and she'll obey 7/10 times). 62% Chance He Did That Because He Has A Mercedes. Back In or Pull Out? What, Praytell, is an Ass-Sentinel? pick a number between 5 and 10. 26! He Is One Of MANY A-Holes! And you can ANNE RICE! How's your pull through game? Jackie Earl Haiily Joel Osment. Ol' Cutfoot McLane. Finding Mom's Porn. Set it and Keep Fiddling With It. Always listen to RuPaul. AI gaslighting with Tom. Buttering your Comatoast with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 7, 2023 • 1h 45min

TMS 2418: Deep Galileo Hole

Wasn't there an Extra Terrestrial movie called E.T. something? Brush Up on Your Bogart. They Had DNA In 1982. Your Father Fought in the Star Wars. Lemon Entry my dear Watson. Nobody puts million dollar baby in the corner. Screwed by Cherries. Proves What, Ya Dumbasses? Pull Up a Potato, We're Having Chair! The Happiest Virus Factory On Earth. I'll Keep Tweaking. Protected by a chunk of cotton. Doing it With Sheep. Bowling with Bill. Beelzebub has a Dodo put aside for me, with Bobbyyyyyy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 6, 2023 • 1h 52min

TMS 2417: Body Doodle

Assassin's Creed VA LA HA! I don't like the Grameeeeees. Never Dab. Zoe Brings Tina's Birthday. Don't Trigger The Gak! Rocket Raccoon's doodle double. Moist points. I like me some Abba. I like me some Gaga. But I hate me some Kajagoogoo. Don't give a Dammy about a Grammy. My Semi is like silk. Eric Bana in Hannah, Man...a. They All Sound Like Harry Potter Bullshit. The Chips Are Wood, Chips Aren't Supposed to be Wood. Reno Plus. The Devil Leather Book with Monica! AppSlappy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Feb 2, 2023 • 1h 50min

TMS 2416: Pavlov's Chatroom

If Clare's Your Buddy, Get A THIRD Buddy! Flesh Chute. The Security Guard Was Standing Sideways! Can you come get your DOG!? Periodically Looking at the Periodic Table. Among Veronica's Marshmallows. Adobe Failed the Audition. This Title was generated by ChatGPT and it is funny and clever. KK Slider, Live in Concert. In and Out and Loathing in Las Vegas. Brian Would Walk 500 Drinks. Cock-a-Roach with Natasha Lyonne. Las Vegas Monorail? It's More of a Shelbyville Idea. The Seven Audiobooks You Can't Play on TMS with Amy. Perpetually Returning Socks to Home Depot with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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