The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Apr 18, 2023 • 1h 31min

TMS 2454: Shub Genre

Not beefing or queefing. Grimace: The Purple Psychic Chicken Nugget. Weekend at Birdies. Hillbilly beat boxing. How do you do, fellow birds? Heefin' and Meefin'. Sentient Milkshake. Not Made Of Cats. Well Stitch my Lyft. Ronald McDonald's Side Chick. It'll be One Week till we hit Vegas. He's a dumb fat purple raisin. Hey internet, can we stop talking about this? It's a Japanese Goth Girl Cafe (YMCA). Gazing into the past with Bill. What the Flock with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 17, 2023 • 1h 52min

TMS 2453: Metting & Gretting

You'll get no showbot, no emojis, and no Lieutenant Yar!! Red On Air Hilt. I Don't Like Laten........cyyyyyy. Schrödinger's TMS. There are many Kevins, but this one is mine. Gently cupping them noodles. Congealed Slab of Noodle. Why don't you go to St George and DIE! That's a lovely place to die. Prop Me Up On A Raft In Las Vegas. Excuse me while I masticate. The Plaza Cares! Oh no! Clare found the Youtube channel. Being Bernadette. Post-a-pickle-iptic Games with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 12, 2023 • 1h 52min

TMS 2452: Interpolation Automation

Babyyyy Fart do do do do do do. This soup is not OSHA approved. DEEZ NUTZ Vending. Show Me Your Cookies. Depeche a la mode. While My Keytar Gentle Meeps. Maintaining Eye Contact During a Fart. Apple Jail - They Call it the Juicer. Is AI Smashmouth better than Nickelback? The Donnettes party. Almond Joys: a misleading log of sadness. Soulful methane production. App-Connected Golf Tees. 9 Days? NEIN! You can't see a tempest if it's in a teapot with Tom. Recommentals are not for everyone with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 11, 2023 • 1h 44min

TMS 2451: Dog Spurt

The Life of Brians. Stupid Brain Pee. Grab my Galactus. Now Grab Your Sentinel. KTdata is Scott's backup plan. Just Close Your Face. Fast and Furious 1872. Sir you were going 400 gallops per hour. Spoiler alert, Ali Wong smells like Beef. Magic Johnson's secret to good health? Being incredibly rich and having lots of free time. The Harbor Freight guarantee: It works long enough. Nobody Wants Burnt Pizza. The boys are not alright. Neither Took Kids, Nor Left Kids. Tooling your Own Tools with Bill. Puff Puff Fusion with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 10, 2023 • 1h 43min

TMS 2450: Gross and Sexy

Growing 5 inches in 1984. Brian gets Physical (physical). Suck my Tongue. You'll get no Freddys No Five Guys and no Lieutenant Yar. produce and sell gerbles. The Pezzident. Too lazy for a Hawaiian shirt. Neither take straws nor leave straws. Blinded by the Blacklight. Take a Gun/Leave a Gun. Microsoft free in 2023! Clams full of sand don't feel right on the tongue. Star Wars X: Still Skywalkin'. Every Stephen Everywhere All At Once. Looking for Hitler in all the wrong podcasts with Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream...P.S. Don't Cry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 6, 2023 • 2h 3min

TMS 2449: The H is Silent

Taco Bell hot sauce: cleaning pennies AND colons. Sending out an O-S-O. Raised to say hooker. Kempt and Sheveled. Paging Dr Slenderfinger. This dryer blows. Snorting Road Coke. I'm not hearing the Theeeeeeeeeme. Better Not Call Badger. There will be no ringy dingy and NO Lieutenant Yar! Why Did My Aunt Cancel Me on Facebook? Half horse, half man Seder. Sussy Vinegar. George Clooney's Big Meat Fists. Gobbling books with Amy. There's something to remember with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 5, 2023 • 1h 39min

TMS 2448: Ghost Insurance

Gayest Denny's in the Land. Twenty Twenty Two Three. Hit by a cold 7 inches. Casper the friendly insurance adjuster. Jon Jagger, not my wife! Self-Cloning Monster Goldfish. Village Inn of the Damned. I am Garrotte. Waiting for the other shoe knife to drop. Heelys the other Shoe Gadget. I'm High Up Here! One Pool of Fries, Please. James Bond and the TSA violations. You Almost Became a Q Sandwich! Tech Is The Way with Tom. The Memes are Taking Over with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 4, 2023 • 1h 42min

TMS 2447: Escape O'Room

Land O' Lukes. What's Under YOUR Eyepatch? Shit Sneeze. Deep Roy, Devourer of Worlds. Leakin' Schmoo Fluid from the Ding Dong. Tiny Four Year Old Shit. My Wife, The Xenomorph. Breakfast Noods. The Card Always Says Moops. Wendy's Old fashioned Jawbreakers. He's ten years younger. Does that make him my cousin or my nephew? Microsoft Luggage Simulator. Check Under The Burger Lid. GoPro On A Stick With Bill. You're Not Bill, Dammit with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 3, 2023 • 1h 21min

TMS 2446: Bare Minimum Monday

Option 18 with two egg rolls. Six Inches And Growing. Tori Aim-it-at-us. As God as my witness I thought Easter eggs could fly. Hawaiian Shirt Season. Stand in the Place Where You Sit. Non-consensual User Trivia. That's So Dumb. I Love It. Lots of Hand-cocking Going On. It drives the space capsule to the planet or it gets the hamburger helper again. Mario NASKART. Mammoth meat: because size matters. Laying off 7000 people just to get to Perlmutter. Lawsuit Forthcoming. We Don't Like Ike with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Mar 30, 2023 • 1h 51min

TMS 2445: Stray Chicklet

Brian Eat, Craps, and Leaves Vegas. Everyone is entitled to their opinion, even if it's wrong. The FULL Irish. Monkey see. Monkey can't be bothered to do. Mr Dot McGoo. Microsoft Bingos 95. I am Grogroot. Gym Bros, Working Out Everything But Their Issues. What is this horse doing here and why is it named Charlie? What about the old guy with the bowl of Kix? Judge a Breakfast Place by Its Pancakes. THAT'S the Queen song you go to? 1 Tooth, 2 Tooth, Red Tooth, Blue Tooth compatible. Jack Glasscock and the Charlie Horse. Chore Core: The Novelization with Amy. Rubbing Butter on it with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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