The Morning Stream

Scott Johnson
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Aug 23, 2023 • 1h 58min

TMS 2512: The dumb end of the stick

No one suspects the volcano sponges! Scott's banana is radioactive. Underwater Hoo-Ha. Imma close my eyes and poke. Uranium is from Uranus. 23rd of the month again. Bobby's a Scab, Scott does an Ad. Mega Hard Drive of Bumpers. Our Lord And Saviour Danny Devito on reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 22, 2023 • 1h 34min

TMS 2511: Lacrosse-Over

Smelling the cantaloupe's butt parts. Scott looks at their melons. Zack Stapanackins. Star Trek: Upper Decker. I watched a child peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I felt bad for the kid, that's why I'm telling EVERYBODY. Coming up on Unhhh. What's Pre-K Called? Bowling Theory 101. Always get melon consent. Pinching A Good Thick Stack. Little Eric What's-His-Name. Me and a Dude Named Kevin Smoot. The Creative Nomads of Podcasting. Basically Heroin with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 21, 2023 • 1h 52min

TMS 2510: General Grievous Hug

This kid we made up is a bastard. The Galavant trap. Don't need a Full Ass Whopper. Hot Tub Pee Machine. 100% More Brian. All we need is a river of blood. Pro-Nature, Anti-Nurture. California Is Just A Disaster Movie. So Rare No One Has it. Killed By A Goomba. The Not-So-Magic Mountain. Muster of Clushrooms. Immaculate Snake Eggs. The Bomb & The Whatnot. There's something in the water with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 17, 2023 • 1h 51min

TMS 2509: Grippage

I'm Going To Say Testicle. No Birthday, No Elaine and No Lt. Yar! A pain in the Taint. The Band has terrible SEO. Tired Swimmers won't save the world. Love the Sho Jo. Why'd You Have to Go and Make Things So Unrelated? Pak-n-Slay. I don't remember story Ceeeeeeeeeee. Dead or Pregnant or Both. I love Shirley...AAAHhhhh! Fixing forgotten birthdays. My Spinach Had a Frog. Spinach Isn't Supposed to Have Frogs. Eat some kimchi and happy late birthday. This Therapy Thursday with Wendi Was Filmed in Front of Scott's Internal Live Studio Audience and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 16, 2023 • 1h 47min

TMS 2508: Proprietary Ooze

Cha' Calla. Sounds outta my face. Never go full Bishop. Adobe Fresca. Love me an Underage Ward. Moon Knight AKA Phil Spector. I WILL be Going There! Click. I need to Gummy and Think. Ernie Kovacs and his Freakin' Monkeys. Randy Quad's World is Stupid. Why don't you just give them the answer!?!?! The Cadence of Nonsense. Tom Cruise/Hanks. Experimenting with Tom Merritt. Pretending Randy had a Charlie with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 15, 2023 • 1h 36min

TMS 2507: Carcolepsy

Naked Quest 2: Front Junk! Questing in the Nuuuuuuuuuuuuudddeeeeeeeeeee! Senior Geezer. Waiting For Gal Gadot. Sorry we tore your home down... here's the bill. Dammit Bigglesworth! The Softwater wedding was unbearable. Fleetwood Mac n Cheese. Geek Sexpo. I've never seen a buried septic system. My shields are up, your attacks are wasted. Elf with Fur and Sex. Gay Bears In Idaho. We have 38 minutes left until the end of the world, pick a Seinfeld episode already!!! Fair, unbiased, blah, blah, blah with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 14, 2023 • 1h 27min

TMS 2506: Corial Anus

Ticks are Dicks! TMZ on TMS. (v) I don't likea stinky cheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeese. I'm Looking At You, Number 12. Relieved of doody. Vaseline Boy. Undesirable technical proficiency. No Savvy People in the Pool. Man presses charges after charge pressed against manhood. Show show for Shojo. Juror 2, Please remove the Storm Trooper crotch from your left shoulder. Kiss our butts Dysentery. (s) All around me are grid of faces. Judge Livin' that Van Life. Furless Furries with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 9, 2023 • 1h 51min

TMS 2505: Carbonated Meat

Well, I was tired and I like pandas. Microwave tacos with Dunaway. My wife likes to do it in a pan. No tacos, no pizza rolls and no Lt. Yar! 11 is almost 10. What About ROB? I Don't Like Carbonated Meeeeeeeeat. Nightbot thought everyone was Clare. Robotic Ovaries Bushwacker. Get out and hump someone. Weird astronomical things. I can't stop thinking about foods with pee in them. Will Chewy Do-Ya. K-Pop Tom Is A Swiftie. Butt Drugs and Too many Random Road Jesuses with Nicole & Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 8, 2023 • 1h 28min

TMS 2504: Grandma's Greywater

Championshit. Yak-In-The-Back (Don't Stab Back). Damn Dirty Ibbott. Safely pull over, THEN stab them. Skeptical About Septic Tanks. Stranger Things with a laugh track. Someone Missed the Scarlet Letter. Poop Your Pants and Find a Better Quote. Will Nobody Frighten the Kids? Authenticated Wood Chipper. HELP ME JESUS! That name's dumb, let's stop being basketball. PokeMonopoly Go. Throw up in a bush. Naming Things with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Aug 7, 2023 • 1h 38min

TMS 2503: Rat Tickler

Number 4: The Larch. And you can EAT...DICE!!! Hawaiian Shirt Monday. Swifties'll Cut Ya. There are TWO popeyes. (s) Someday we'll find it, the Hackman connection. Can't hear the show... shirts are too loud ;-). Hair Metal or Poodle Rock. You Decide. I don't like the Hemlock weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed. JCPenney Catalog is Salt Lake Porn. Margot Robbie lunch date. Lysol: The Essence of Facebook. Joy Buzzers, Fake Vomit, and Big Ol' Weiners. 60% of My Body is Gravy. Alpha-Gal Syndrome with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

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