

The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Jun 6, 2024 • 1h 42min
TMS 2656: Nose Raisins
LEAVE BULLWINKLE ALONE! Don't Moose Around. My fancy spider-man shirt. Practice Peter. Looking for the purple banana. Air Chimpanezes. Nilly Wellson. Constant Glance. Stinky Little Weirdos. Door handle tooth removal. WW2 Rain Delay. That's No Eggplant. Super ketchup packets. Dip and Squeeze is my Hall and Oats cover band. Just Pooping It Out With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 5, 2024 • 1h 42min
TMS 2655: Nine-Toes Nick
Too Much Rear, Not Enough Window. There are places you hang washing. It's content until it's creepy. Come for the Loins. Stay for the Butt. Lefty Nipple McGee. Butt Pinchy. Gay mating rituals. That's a Typo. The Globetrotters are real to me dammit! I'm good, but my son's day sucked. The New Era of Piracy. The Pantyhose Confuses Me. Julia Freakin Roberts! Please Pack Your Phone and Go with Tom. An Uncomfortable Scene with Nicole and Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 4, 2024 • 1h 10min
TMS 2654: Eat the McRich!
I Wanna Be a Bone Doctor. Shoulder Shake Butt Slap. Fettuccini: the other F word. I've seen your parents, Dick! Woody McWooderson. She Didn't Want to be an Urologist? Billiam Gates. All you can eat Warren Buffet. Strawberry truck jam. I wanna be Emily Deschanel when I grow up. Idaho! Utah's Psychotic Hat. One Fart To Blow Them All. already enough buggery. He Really Blew His Nose! Autodesking with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Jun 3, 2024 • 1h 32min
TMS 2653: This One's For Allen
Feces Piecees. Bag of Gizzards. Expected Jerkness. 99 Shit Balloons. I'm a Salad Believer. Peanut Eminem. Goblins of Democracy. Meat spill. Dump the salad in the thing. Kurkey Tooking. Prince Charming: Necrophiliac. Old man yells at kids in tree on lawn. Cereal - It's What's for Dinner. Good Day. How Do We Pee Because I Like Really Wanted to Know with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. This one's for Allen. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 30, 2024 • 1h 38min
TMS 2652: Summon the Beekeeper
Blow It Like an NES Cartridge. Road-Ragey Dicknose. Bonkâs Cork, Utah. I'm Going Vintage. Gray-Haired Jack-Knife. One Of Our Dans. Edward Batmanson. It's still not Kate Walsh. Brain Worm Spores. Scraping the Kid out of bed. Honk if You're Froggy. Nebish little weenie boy. A zip-zop-zoop turning circle. I Don't Like Osama Beeeeeeeeeen Ladin. Never Check Settings with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 29, 2024 • 1h 46min
TMS 2651: Shuckelheads
Spine, Crackle, Pop! I Don't Like Alpha Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. Chevy Shovette. Brian's carbonated meat woman. Your Princess is In Another Axis. Another Sand Movie. That'll do Penguin... That'll do. Danny Elfman - Elder God. Really changed the way I block sunlight. Tube in a Tube. Papyrus - Font of the Gods. Putting All Americans In A Pothole. The Only Adult in Any Room. The Man on Google Lied with Tom. Artsy & Fartsy Recommentals w Randy, Nicole & Matteo and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 28, 2024 • 1h 33min
TMS 2650: Serial Senior Slingshot Shooter
I Don't Like Beeeeeeeeves. Don't pee so close to me. Scott has not scene ALL of Furiosa yet. Bars In The Basement. Pounding Patrons Down Your Throat. Not Annoying In 2 Places. Public Peeing Protocol. Where's Harvey Chip? Let there be traffic light. Happy Day Of Hamburgling. Whipped out Larry the Scarry. Garden Hose Cooldown. Isn't there a lift that goes on stairs called a Stair something. Thou shall erect a stoplight! Can I Pet That Dawwwwwg with Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 23, 2024 • 1h 48min
TMS 2649: Ivan The Frequent
Red On Air John. Hose under the nose. The Elvers Have Left The Building. Upper class crackheads. Lego dogs. He's Really Into Cars. Don't Go To The Crack Hospital. Little Booger Cars. Multiple Bottom Lines. We are A Menace To The Elderly. Tes-Love. Philip P RSVLTS shirt. Low Poly Cyber Folly. This one goes out to all the Kyles. Farting Teslas with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 22, 2024 • 1h 50min
TMS 2648: Backyard Funyun Factory
Carter can move the hornets. The MangoLeers. Distracting familiars. Skinny For No Reason. ALL YOU CAN EAT RICE!! Salem's not a Lot, with Dunaway. Eleven Hooha Sixy-three. Not Heirloom Tomatoes. People like typing two letters. Misery's on First. Kojak: Who Bites You Baby? Length but no Girth. Nutty but not in Flavor. Casual, Comfortable, Suspicious Tom Merritt. Alien Dogs and Cats of All Kinds with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

May 21, 2024 • 1h 42min
TMS 2647: Grandma McFlurry
Shade on Cox. Coffee Adjacent. Tik Tok Hot Pot. Let's Taco Bout Sandwiches. Scott is a Fungi. The worst part of waking up is Postum in your cup! Previous enjoyment shirt. lacerating humpback annihilator. Baby Poo Sauce. I don't like Exxon Valdeeeeeeeez! Sentinels: Stupid and Great. A Urine a Day Keeps the Doctor Away. Know Your Car Holes. could I BE anymore of a ghost? What are you listening to in this picture? Ope, There Goes Gravity! w TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


