

The Morning Stream
Scott Johnson
The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.
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Apr 2, 2026 • 1h 8min
TMS 2987: Double Patty Business
My Crunch Wrap Was Not Supreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeme! Hey Dooby Brother! cut that hair! Buck Fiddy Glizzy. Crazy Rich Neighbours. I am no Chuck! We Have Stuff... & Things! Is it too early to get a walleye sandwich? Cod Adjacent. Too much meat for Brian. Web-based Nar. Chuckfusion. In n Out, the experience. All your schedule holes are belong to us. College, the best time to be poor. Pooping On Your Yum w Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Apr 1, 2026 • 59min
TMS 2986: Game of Bedpans
Shits Are Fine. Huge, disgusting grandma-shaped lady. Do Genie's have belly buttons? because I really want to know! I have nipples, Greg. Can you bet on me? Guns Neurosis. F-bomb Streaker. All Quiet on the Licorice Front. Sal Mon Dunaway. Better Call Khaleesi. Includes No Real Pandas. Fudging up your no eff-bomb record. Genies are Pirates with No Legs. Rambo was totally birthed. Old Folks in the Shat Room. Glasses To Hear By With Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 31, 2026 • 1h 11min
TMS 2985: Pig Moisture
6 1/2 inch vine analysis. Panthers are Pigeons. Lulling you into the sixties. Brian watches too much Television. We're not livin' in the best house. Zartan asks what's in your wallet? Buck Fiddy Glizzy. We Called the Beard Zoe. Here Comes Some Green Poops. A Very Special TMS Quiz. Shit! I mean yes. Were There Chicks in the Bucket on Petticoat Junction? Succulent Chinese meal. This is about the jugs of Chuck. YOU CAN ROLL DICE! w Dan and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 30, 2026 • 1h 9min
TMS 2984: Big Pastrami
Paying in Dong. Big Meat Log. Tinker, Taylor, Soldier, Pokemon. Plenty of Boob Tape. These Pescatarians Are Stabbing All The Fish. Then What Was Scott Feeding the Cat?!? Old Wilted Carrot And A Piece Of Gum. You Get NO Murders, NO Teslas & NO LT YAR! I Wanted Waffle House, So I Went to Waffle House For Waffle House. I don't like Greg with two geeeeeeeeeees! Newspaper underwear. The picture of the Cat on the tin means that it contains chunks of Real Cat. A Pointless Kerfuffle. Grunts and Pain. Judy Dench cool and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 25, 2026 • 1h 12min
TMS 2983: Oliver Garden
Tom Nook and His Damn Kids. In space, no one can hear you gamble. The Pokemon Who Smealt It Dealt It. Schlonk Down to the Floor. Are you the Gerp? Left Kevin At The Table. SORA loser. A tiny gap in your bottom. You had me at everything you said. Rubbing, plugging in and Finding the right hole. That was some PreShow. Get out of the shit, Gerp! No Shores for Old Men. Let Me Tap for you, Grandad. The Adventures of Jacketcoat Cardigan. Sea of Flesh with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 24, 2026 • 1h 17min
TMS 2982: Spoonfuls of Lard
Regretting The Hot Dog. Bird Fingering. I Don't Like Chatty Phlebotomeeeee. Effin' BitCoin! Pocket Taco Seasoning. Local Hate Figure. Real Guinnea pig, fake jaw. Glissy in the Sun. Certain Protein Bars. Have I told you I have BitCoin. 98 Problems and a Frog Ain't One. Is there Diplomatic Immunity for Nerdtacular cuz I like really wanted to know. The humpsman. You don't know Jovovich. If You Want a Travis, Eat a Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 23, 2026 • 1h 27min
TMS 2981: Never go full pie
Dig Your Own Grave & Save! First dead, first served. I don't like cups with cat PEEEEEEEE! We taste with our smell. Douche Noodle. None Of This Is Live. None Of This Is Real. It ain't legal until its done in Mississippi. Cat Urine is an Acquired Taste. Nobody goes to secret pizza because its too busy. Playing the Leo Moment. He Ordered A Virgin. He Didn't Get A Virgin. A Nice Healthy Pork-Based Breakfast. Toe-to-Toe with Crow. Perfect diner food. His Name Is Balls w Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 19, 2026 • 1h 13min
TMS 2980: Jackson Polyp
The Call is Coming from INSIDE the Colon! Hi Brian! How's Your Arsehole? We Only Want Her Laying There For HALF A Day!! Mom's got a fresh batch of runnin' butter! Spider crotch phone. With great polyp comes great responsibility. Schmidt Crateefter. Must Hang Sally. Pinchers vs fangs. You sleep. I watch. Nekkid Phone. Stoned and funny. They Named the Cat Winston. I've moved the yogurt. I do like SLEEEEEEEEP with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 17, 2026 • 1h 10min
TMS 2979: Pinch, Don't Punch
Hump plumping injectables. Dr. Early Fingers. Sloan And The Family Sty. Tarot Card Psychic Never Saw It Coming. How Evil is Your Residence. You'll have No Will Smith, No Sean Penn and No Lt. Yar! Camel Tampering. Mumbo Jumbo Salesman. All The Shillelagh Ladies. Tiny Pricks In The White House. This Tea isn't very Clare. All the food Brian can't have today. No Prizes For Randy. She Does Look Like A Rachael. Being Philanthropistic w Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Mar 16, 2026 • 1h 18min
TMS 2978: Full Warburton
Operation Baja blast. Beating the hood till it's flat. Mmm Mold Holes. Six Times the Charm. Mr Pee Pee Poopypants. Narcissistic gate keeping butthole. Fingering the Cookie Jar. Look at the Seam on that Guy. Double Teaming Dunaway. Wait...My intestines are curled up? Release the Gloop be gone! Lazy electrons. Board Game People Don't Expect Much. This is why you go to Claire's. Ooh ohh ooh oh Bobby, Frankenberger, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.


