

Schauer Thoughts
Sarah Schauer & Studio71
Left and right brainers are often pitted against each other but here they’ll be given the time and space to collaborate. So strip away the day and step into the steam, it’s time to open up your pores and perspectives for a truly immersive, imaginative, and information-rich experience that’ll leave you refreshed and ready for whatever life throws at you next. Welcome to Schauer Thoughts, hosted by comedian and student-of-the-world Sarah Schauer!For advertising opportunities please email PodcastPartnerships@Studio71us.com We wanna make the podcast even better, help us learn how we can: https://bit.ly/2EcYbu4 Privacy Policy: https://www.studio71.com/terms-and-conditions-use/#Privacy%20Policy
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Apr 1, 2026 • 1h 17min
Going Analog is a Safe Bet
This week on Schauer Thoughts we’re discussing two rising trends: going analog and online gambling! These near-anagrams are causing quite the concern so we’re pulling back the Schauer curtain to take a better look at the nasty bits while also addressing solutions to scummy business practices.
This is a judgement free zone - if you are struggling with any addiction issues I’ve linked resources below. Also as someone who has gotten sober (albeit after 10+ tries) I would strongly encourage you give yourself some grace. Grace is not forgiveness, it’s freedom of movement, and considering that people with addictions often hide away, grace is necessary to come out into the light and see hope on the horizon.
No need to rush, the others and I will just be listening to “No-No Song” by Ringo Star on the record player I got in college.
Books from MIT Press (Not Sponsored - Please Sponsor Me)
Decolonizing Design - Elizabeth (Dori) Tunstall
Sweet and Deadly - Murray Carpenter
Lucretius and the Bat with Blue Eyes - Andrea Moro
Phenology - Theresa M. Crimmins
Letterlocking - Jana Dambrogio and Daniel Starza Smith
General Resources:
Scientists Finally Figured Out the Math Behind How You See Color
https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/math/a70784732/color-theory-schrodinger/
Analog is back, and my millennial heart couldn’t be happier
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2026/feb/17/analog-is-back-and-my-millennial-heart-couldnt-be-happier
The Analog Life Project: Some Things To Know Before We Get Started
https://substack.com/home/post/p-181708555
Creative Reuse Centers
https://artofrecycle.org/our-neighbors
$230 notebooks, digital cameras and tiny dollhouse furniture: How Gen Z’s desire to get offline is a boon for businesses
https://www.cnbc.com/2026/03/03/going-analog-gen-z-desire-to-get-offline-small-business-boost.html#:~:text=Part%20of%20%22going%20analog%22%20involves,of%20the%20University%20of%20Pennsylvania.
Fortune Business Insights - Art & Craft Materials Market Size, etc.
https://www.fortunebusinessinsights.com/art-craft-materials-market-109031
Celebrities at the Super Bowl: The ‘Who Will Attend the Big Game? Prediction Market
https://www.covers.com/entertainment/celebrities-at-super-bowl-prediction-market
Gambling Addiction Help Resources
European Safer Gambling Week (Nov. 17-23)
https://safergambling.eu/get-support/#:~:text=please%20contact%20us.-,Helplines,0)%2078%2015%2010%2020
Getting help for gambling by European country
Help by State
https://www.ncpgambling.org/help-treatment/help-by-state/
Getting help for gambling by state
SMART Recovery
https://smartrecovery.org/gambling-addiction
Provides help for gambling addiction for the US, Canada, UK, Australia, as well as global populations
Evive
https://www.getevive.com/
Support platform offering education, community, digital tools, and personalized resources for all people struggling with gambling problems
Gamban
https://gamban.com/
Gambling blocking app as well as tools to help you or a loved one quite online gambling
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Mar 25, 2026 • 1h 27min
Celebrating the Women Who’ve Been Erased from History Books!
Happy Women’s History Month! This week we’re discussing the wonderful women of STEAM (yes, we include the arts here) that have had their work stolen, co-opted, or overlooked by men and the dominant culture. Thank you to all the women in academia, research, creative fields, business, politics, etc. who persist, push back, and put men in check - I absolutely cannot wait to read your stories and studies, I know they’ll be *chefs kiss.*
I know I mispronounced a lot in this episode, as always feel free to shoot me a DM or comment with correct pronunciation, I really do appreciate the help.
Also yes, I meant to say “retrograde menstruation” not “reverse menstruation” - the world simply escaped me.
Make sure to like and subscribe on Youtube, rate me 5 stars on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, any place you’re listening to this podcast. Y’all are the best.
Resources:
Music as a scientific metaphor for mind and brain
https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0149763426001004
Prescriptive and Descriptive Grammar: Functions, Distinctions, and Pedagogical Relevance
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/400585909_Prescriptive_and_Descriptive_Grammar_Functions_Distinctions_and_Pedagogical_Relevance
Women’s History Month: Celebrating Trailblazing Women in Science and Advancing Women’s Representation in STEM
https://ssp.org/news/womens-history-month/
Matilda effect
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matilda_effect
Woman As An Inventor
https://www.jstor.org/stable/25118273?seq=7
Read this if you want true catharsis.
19 Groundbreaking Discoveries by Women That Were Credited to Men
https://www.marieclaire.com/culture/g5026/female-discoveries-credited-to-men/
The patent system is failing women when over 90 percent of patents are held by men
https://newrepublic.com/article/132327/patent-system-failing-women-90-percent-patents-held-men
The theft of women’s art
https://www.varsity.co.uk/arts/29055#google_vignette
These discoveries saved billions of lives
https://www.weforum.org/stories/2018/03/the-50-most-important-life-saving-breakthroughs-in-history/
Why Storytelling Is a Leadership Superpower, According To Neuroscientists
https://www.forbes.com/sites/carminegallo/2026/03/22/why-storytelling-is-a-leadership-superpower-according-to-neuroscientists/
The women who made modern vaccines work
https://www.gavi.org/vaccineswork/the-women-who-made-modern-vaccines-work
Repeatedly occurring retrograde menstruation intensifies central sensitization driven by neuroinflammation in endometriosis models
https://www.jci.org/articles/view/194136
Books:
Reading in the Brain: The New Science of How We Read - Stanislas Dehaene
Behave: The Biology of Humans at Our Best and Worst - Robert M. Sapolsky
A Philosophy of Shame - Frederic Gros
Conditional Citizens: On Belonging in America - Laila Lalami Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Mar 18, 2026 • 1h 41min
How to Create Time for Your Self-Curriculum! (Pt. 4)
We’ve arrived at the fourth and final installment of the creating your own self-curriculum series, this week we’re getting into reframing our concept of time to enable us to effectively and efficiently manage it. I hope you’ve enjoyed all these Schauer Thoughts and I hope you feel inspired or at least just a little bit better about pursuing self-education, I believe in you.
Here comes a barrage of books and resources, can’t wait to chat next week!
Learn for Fun or Free or Fun & Free Substack:
https://substack.com/@sarahschauer/note/p-175242020
Use these sites for a free syllabus if you want structure guidance on a specific topic.
Resources:
Decisionscape: How Thinking Like an Artist Can Improve Our Decision-Making - Elspeth Kirkman
Future Tense: Why Anxiety is Good for You (Even Though It Feels Bad) - Tracy Dennis-Tiwary, PhD
The Secret Lives of Color - Kassia St. Clair
This Is Your Brain on Birth Control: How the Pill Changes Everything - Sarah E. Hill, PhD
The Menopause Brain - Lisa Mosconi, PhD
The Cancer Journals - Audre Lorde
The Black Angels: The Untold Story of the Nurses Who Helped Cure Tuberculosis - Maria Smilios
Hate: The Uses of A Powerful Emotion - Seyda Kurt
A Philosophy of Shame - Frederic Gros
Uncommon Measure: A Journey Through Music, Performance, and the Science of Time by Natalie Hodges
Flow: The Psychology of Optimal Experience - Mihaly Csikszemtmihalyi
Behave: The Biology of Humans at Our Best and Worst - Robert M. Sapolsky
The Order of Time - Carlo Rovelli
The Emotional Calendar - John R. Sharp, MD
Freedom is a Constant Struggle - Angela Davis
The Denial of Death - Ernest Becker
Attention: Beyond Mindfulness - Gay Watson
The Hoarders - Scott Herring
Why Every Power Player Uses Military Time (and You Should Too)
https://sociallifemagazine.com/the-archive/military-time-power-players-precision/#:~:text=The%20Cognitive%20Rewiring%20That%20Creates,that%20capacity%20toward%20strategic%20thinking.
Zimbardo Time Perspective Inventory - https://www.thetimeparadox.com/zimbardo-time-perspective-inventory/
His book: The Time Paradox: The New Psychology of Time That Will Change Your Life - Philip Zimbardo
Websites for Studying with Others:
StudyStream - https://www.studystream.live/
Study Together -https://www.studytogether.com/
Flow Club - https://www.flow.club/vs-focusmate?utm_medium=cpc&utm_source=google-ads&utm_campaign=Kaya%20Competitors&utm_term=focusmate%20adhd&utm_content=&gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=21294453254&gbraid=0AAAAAon1RgHarc25k-ISGhCvY-DiMpHv2&gclid=Cj0KCQjw9-PNBhDfARIsABHN6-1FzBTKoNGfimPRsQqzvMy9IinNjZmghxFAESMlE9fKJ79PD_194ecaAjciEALw_wcB
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Mar 11, 2026 • 1h 39min
How to Design Your Own Course Curriculum! (Pt. 3)
We’ve discussed healthy habits, desire and interception, but now is the time to focus our artist eyes! This week on Schauer Thoughts we’re going over an abridged understanding of design elements and factors to consider when creating your own course curriculum. I strongly encourage mood boarding this episode but taking notes or just listening are fine as well. Enough chit chat - to the communal Schauer we go!
My Substack Post: How To Start Researching as a Hobby
https://substack.com/home/post/p-168506463
Resources to Learn for Fun & Free (or Fun & Free)
https://substack.com/home/post/p-175242020
I also give tips on how to create your own “syllabus” with these resources.
Resources:
Ruth Asawa and the Artist-Mother at Midcentury - Jordan Troeller
To Photograph Is To Learn How To Die - Tim Carpenter
Sin and Syntax: How to Craft Wickedly Effective Prose - Constance Hale
The Story Grid: What Good Editors Know - Shawn Coyne
Bargaining for Advantage: Negotiation Strategies for Reasonable People - G. Richard Shell
This Is What It Sounds Like - Susan Rogers and Ogi Ogas
The Psychology of Fashion - Carolyn Mair
Your Brain on Art - Susan Magsamen and Ivy Ross
Breath: The New Science of a Lost Art - James Nestor
This is the book on breathing I was talking about.
Decisionscape: How Thinking Like an Artist Can Improve Our Decision-Making - Elspeth Kirkman
I also wanted to recommend this book for understanding the importance of “word tense” when it comes to internal thoughts and rumination - I cannot stress this enough. She goes through first person, third, active, passive - language really does shape a lot of our decisions and life.
Visual Thinking: The Hidden Gifts of People Who Think In Pictures, Patterns, and Abstractions - Temple Grandin
The Activism of Art: A Decentered Anthology - Dipti Desai and Stephen Duncombe
The Knowledge Illusion: Why We Never Think Alone - Steven Sloman and Philip Fernbach
The 7 Principles of Design and How To Use Them (w/ Infographic)
https://www.vistaprint.com/hub/principles-of-design#:~:text=The%20principles%20of%20design%20are,Proportion%2C%20Movement%20and%20White%20Space
Not sponsored by Vistaprint lol
Chronic Back Pain Makes the World Sound Harsher
https://neurosciencenews.com/chronic-pain-sound-sensitivity-30237/
Scientists have found a fascinating link between breathing and memory
https://www.psypost.org/scientists-have-found-a-fascinating-link-between-breathing-and-memory/
Nature Exposure Triggers Brain Reset
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Mar 4, 2026 • 1h 50min
How To Create a Self-Curriculum! Pt. 2
They explore desire, interoception, and how bodily awareness fuels self-directed learning. Topics include motivation versus punishment, starting hard things, and designing curricula that actually motivate learners. Conversations touch on storytelling, AI, the polyvagal debate, and research linking self-objectification to blunted bodily sensation. Movement, affect, and practical ways to notice inner signals round out the discussion.

Feb 25, 2026 • 1h 28min
How to Make Your Own Personal Curriculum! Pt. 1
A lively guide to building your own personal curriculum with practical design tips. Topics include visual thinking, top-down vs bottom-up learning, and using movement and gestures to teach math. Hear strategies for researching as a hobby, data literacy, and framing goals as metacognitive growth. Also: linking physical health, memory techniques, and creative parallels like fiber arts to boost learning.

Feb 18, 2026 • 1h 15min
Married to the Phenomenon of the “Divorce Effect”
It’s time! We’re discussing the ever so popular trend on Tiktok called the “Divorce Effect.” If you’re new to any of my content, this is a topic near and dear to my heart - I support anyone breaking from the systems and roles at be, especially if it’s causing mental and physical unwellness. We’re covering a lot of ground this week, from neuroscience to psychology to the immune system, we’ll also be taking a brief trip to the 80’s and then back to present day with a refreshed perspective on glowing up post marital dissolution. Thank you all for listening and joining me, I’m so happy you’ve joined this week’s communal Schauer.
More Information on Book Club: https://substack.com/home/post/p-186705166
Resources:
Reading in the Brain - Stanislas Dehaene
Behave - Robert Sapolsky
Thinking in Systems: A Primer - Donella Meadows
An Elegant Defense: The Extraordinary New Science of the Immune System - Matt Richtel
Decisionscape: How Thinking Like An Artist Can Improve Out Decision-Making - Elspeth Kirkman
Burnout: The Secret to Unlocking the Stress Cycle - Emily Nagoski
Beyond the Blood-Brain Barrier: New “Smart Gate” Shielding the Brain
https://neurosciencenews.com/base-barrier-cells-neuroscience-30092/
Researchers Identify Novel Gatekeeper Cell in the Brain
https://bioengineer.org/researchers-identify-novel-gatekeeper-cell-in-the-brain/
154 Visual Phenomena & Optical Illusions with Explanations - Michael Bach
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Feb 11, 2026 • 1h 13min
Intellectual Intimacy In Your Area!
Uh-oh, the communal Schauer is getting intimate this week, intellectually intimate that is. We’re going over the new sensation sweeping the nation ~intellectual intimacy~ so get ready for a smattering of everything - from psychology to neuroscience to what’s happening in my relationship, no pumice stone will go unturned. Time to sit back and relax (to the best of your ability) because we’re starting with the gnarliest knots this nation has failed to address, welcome to Schauer Thoughts.
Additionally:
I do really apologize for this week’s sort of choppy presentation, there’s a Vyvanse shortage and my brain was truly struggling to organize thoughts. I hope everything made some semblance of sense. <3
Thank you to all the people who send me DMs, helpful commenters, resourceful individuals, and those who just further meaningful conversation along, you all give me hope for the future. I appreciate your efforts to much and I’m wishing you nothing but the best.
NEW Book Club
https://open.substack.com/pub/sarahschauer/p/new-book-club?r=3yb1cq&utm_medium=ios
Starting February 15 & 16
Resources:
Radical Intimacy - Sophie K. Rosa
Frames of Mind: Theta Theory of Multiple Intelligences - Howard Gardner
Behave: The Biology of Humans at Our Best and Worst - Robert Sapolsky
Quote From Substack
https://substack.com/@afterdinnerconversation/note/c-151186676?utm_source=notes-share-action&r=3yb1cq
Role of Intellectual Intimacy in Psychological Well-Being: The Cognitive Connection
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/387520981_Role_of_Intellectual_Intimacy_in_Psychological_Well-being_The_Cognitive_Connection
Neurodivergent Mind: When Your Common Sense Is Not Common
https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/living-with-emotional-intensity/202602/neurodivergent-mind-when-your-common-sense-is-not
The archeology of intimacy
https://substack.com/home/post/p-173747521
To be intimate with someone who is flawed requires us to expose our own flaws
https://substack.com/home/post/p-183443032
“I’m Not Terribly Lonely”: Advancing the Understanding of Intimacy Among Older Adults
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC9163450/
It Doesn’t Hurt to Ask: Question-Asking Increases Liking
https://www.hbs.edu/ris/Publication%20Files/Huang%20et%20al%202017_6945bc5e-3b3e-4c0a-addd-254c9e603c60.pdf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Feb 4, 2026 • 1h 12min
Womb Envy: Saying the Private Parts Out Loud
Gather round my gaggle of geeks and gays, we’re tackling “womb envy” yet again! Huzzah! A commentary on the ills patriarchy has bestowed upon society, we are blessed to carry their cognitive loads to term and birth new stress-related ailments for all to acquire.
No but seriously, this week we’re discussing the new research I’m drooling at the faucet over as well as wrapping up our short series on “womb envy.” Make sure to wear sandals to this week’s communal Schauer, I mean it IS what Jesus would do.
Nuance: I don’t actually think that researchers and writers at Scientific American are writing articles and doing studies just for me - that was a joke. Sometimes people who aren’t men can make jokes too.
Information for New Book Club: https://substack.com/home/post/p-186705166
Immigration Resources Substack: https://substack.com/home/post/p-185913344
Includes free Ebooks from Haymarket Books
Stay tuned for the magazine club!
Resources:
Scientists Cure Pancreatic Cancer Using New Therapy That Eliminated Tumors with No Major Side Effects
https://dailygalaxy.com/2026/01/scientists-cure-pancreatic-cancer-breakthrough-treatment/
Selective Sound: Why Do Some People with Schizophrenia Hear Voices?
https://static.scientificamerican.com/dam/m/5de541c65719ff73/original/SciAm_02_2026.pdf
What Are Binaural Beats?
https://www.webmd.com/balance/what-are-binaural-beats
Detecting Dementia Using Lexical Analysis: Terry Prachett’s Discworld Tells a More Personal Story
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/399826710_Detecting_Dementia_Using_Lexical_Analysis_Terry_Pratchett's_Discworld_Tells_a_More_Personal_Story
Cancer might protect against Alzheimer’s - this protein helps explain why
https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00222-7
Womb envy: The cause of misogyny and even male achievement?
https://www.researchgate.net/publication/251547431_Womb_envy_The_cause_of_misogyny_and_even_male_achievement
Understanding the Characteristics of Envy and How to Grow Past It
https://www.healthline.com/health/relationships/characteristics-of-an-envious-person
Europe’s Journal of Psychology
https://ejop.psychopen.eu/index.php/ejop/article/view/110/110.pdf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Jan 28, 2026 • 1h 21min
Digesting the Topic of “Womb Envy”
Welcome to the wonderful, winding world of Schauer Thoughts! This week we’re meandering through new research from MIT on the rest and digest system, as well as making a sharp turn into “womb envy.” Is the rest and digest system related to womb envy? Not really. I mean, potentially? There is definitely a glandular route through the endocrine system, but I’m not taking that road today! Today I’m just covering two separate topics because I wanted to! Huzzah.
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“Wait, so what are today’s separate topics?”
Rest & digest and then “womb envy.”
Thank you again for joining me in the communal Schauer! There’s a joke to be made about “womb envy” and a “baby Schauer” - please let me know if you come up with anything solid! Enjoy the episode.
Nuance for why I “don’t want to get philosophical,” spoiler! It’s not because I don’t like philosophy, it’s because we’re going to get into “zero-sum” thinking and game theory and this is where people are going to argue about what economic systems are the “best” and people feel *compelled* to play devil’s advocate.
Resources:
Behave: The Biology of Humans at Our Best and Worst - Robert M. Sapolsky
Could It Be ADHD or… Narcolepsy? - Discover Science, November/December 2025 Edition
Cancer Spreads at Night - Lea Milling Korsholm, Exploring Science
Squishy Math - Kelsey Houston-Edwards, Scientific American, Ultimate Math Edition, Fall/Winter 2025
The Denial of Death - Ernest Becker
Your brain does something surprising when you don’t sleep
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/01/260119234937.htm
Article from Jan. 20
Attentional failures after sleep deprivation are locked to joint neuromuscular, pupil and cerebrospinal fluid flow dynamics
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41593-025-02098-8
Parietal alpha frequency shapes own-body perception by modulating the temporal integration of bodily signals
https://www.nature.com/articles/s41467-025-67657-w
Scientists Found the Brain Rhythm that Makes Your Body Feel Like Yours
https://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2026/01/260114080325.htm#:~:text=Researchers%20at%20Karolinska%20Institutet%20studied,sense%20of%20self%20is%20disturbed.%22
REM alpha rhythm: diagnostic for narcolepsy? (2006 - a bit dated)
https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/16751726/
FDA Clears First Blood test Used in Diagnosing Alzheimer’s Disease
https://www.fda.gov/news-events/press-announcements/fda-clears-first-blood-test-used-diagnosing-alzheimers-disease
Europe’s Journal of Psychology
https://ejop.psychopen.eu/index.php/ejop/article/view/110/110.pdf Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices


